homosexual amphibians

seth, ftm, 25, very queer - raccoon in disguise. rotting from the inside

[logarto]

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[anarchistmemedistro]

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[noodlesinbroth]

Happy lunar new year everyone! Wishing you peace, prosperity, health, happiness, and more money in your pockets! 🧧🧧

[pisswizrd]

mine is faster lol

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

my apologies mr mama

[3000s]

[targetedknowledge]

[yeehawpim]

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

[lokaror]

calling your failing henchmen insolent fools must feel so good

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[twinsfawn]

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis