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z. she/her or they/them. marvel, dc, indie comics. too many tv shows. ehlers-danlos syndrome, chronic illness & disability. aggressively queer. knitter. speedcuber. non-snobby cheese snob. medieval supernerd. i really, really like the hold steady. let's be real this blog is like 80% selfsies. i have a portfolio blog

[crocordile]

don’t be so afraid for me that you forget to be afraid for my enemies, valentine ;)

[skrulls]

late but this is the best valentines card ive ever seen. @imperialgrunt look at this shit

[seven-faders]

[newtypezaku]

I place one lawyer face down and end my turn. Your witness.

[bumbleskum-deactivated20191204]

It’s all for the best.

[skrulls]

why does coconut water seem to be the only fluid I can drink without peeing it out literally 5 minutes later? possibly my circulatory system is a prima dona

[portmanteaurian]

today at the grocery store I was behind someone at checkout who bought $600 worth of gift cards for the grocery store we were standing in, and I confess I have no idea why

[portmanteaurian]

the most baffling thing about it was that in his conversation with the cashier he was saying something about how he wanted to do this before the canadian dollar lost more value

and i just. don’t get what the one has to do with the other???

[skrulls]

Idk my old boss used to buy tons of gift cards at the grocery store because she had a credit card that gave her extra points there? So she'd buy like gas gift cards, grocery gift cards, Amazon gift cards, those prepaid visas - just to max out the credit rewards and the grocery store gas station credits.

I feel like you can only do shit like that if you are Kinda Rich tho

[ynnesidyad]

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[lieutenantcupcake]

[purapea]

Guys look at this fucking lemon

[sugarspuntragedy]

[skrulls]

im so fucking sad about David Bowie OnO hold me

[skrulls]

my wife and step son

[skrulls]

I desperately need the bathroom but I am unwilling to move the cat

[flipse-deactivated20210915]

x

[cleolinda]

when you’re five minutes into interview and chill and he gives you the “gender politics” look

[gothicprep]

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

[skrulls]

@purapea is a converse lesbian and I am a docs bisexual

the ideal

[skrulls]

I knit a cat sweater and put rory in it and within 5 seconds he slithered his way out of it. I'm so pleased.

[skrulls]

Why must you torture me so? #catsweater #angrycat #knittingforcats #babycat (at Hackney Wick)