Welcome to the graveyard of failed text posts

I wish my name was actually Johnny so my avatar would be legit

[lesbianrey]

me: please help me i’m dying

brooklyn 99 fan: you really should watch brooklyn 99

[deltasniper1000]

[hotboyproblems]

this made me burst out laughing

[with-practice]

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[lilja3ever]

Ah.

[evilposting-deactivated20180929]

I got misogyny all wrong.

[kuntsuragi]

[outofcontextachewood]

[hausmusik]

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

[haiku-robot]

i think about this literally every time i get yelled at

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[tan-antoni]

I never needed something so much

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[gif87a-com]

reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]

[shut-up-hippie]

WTF

[just-some-stardust]

How my mind shows me my mistakes vs the actual mistake

[cannibaldrowned]

^

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[snufkunt]

gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

[grandnutin-deactivated20200122]

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

[amayikes]

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

[hduece]

18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations

[sixpenceee]

The Slow Mo Guys blow up dummies. From here. 

More interesting posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

[valtsv]

[melonboyy]

[medusick]

this is so wholesome 

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

honestly i just want this to spread because i’m so sick of the heteronormative narrative of ‘lol hate my wife/gf so annoying stop talking’ like… if you don’t want to hear them talk don’t be with them that’s what a relationship is i don’t

[preciouspetsmaster]

My exact Reaction to my little Lambkins when she tells me.

[melonboyy]

brah your what