Thanks for that, Brain.
Just so you brain has something to chew on, I want you to picture: WILFORD GIMLI.
Let your mind start doing Gimli dialogue from LOTR, mutated in passage through a Wilford Brimley filter. Because honestly, there is no reason for Dwarves to all default to a Scottish accent. If you crave further punishment, reapply a vague Scottish layer on top of the Brimley filter and prepare to suffer.
Go on, try it, make it weird. Put Gimli in an Oatmeal commercial or the movie Cocoon. DO NOT explain why he is there. He's still got a helmet on and added an armored cardigan. It JUST IS.
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