Ugh,
What the fuck why did I make myself a latte I don’t even like coffee.
Because you're an idiot. But hey, I'll take it if you don't want it.
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Ugh,
What the fuck why did I make myself a latte I don’t even like coffee.
Because you're an idiot. But hey, I'll take it if you don't want it.
Well...
"This had better be important"
...Something wrong?
Coyote cackled, throwing his head back. “Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful.” he said haughtily, sinking to practically press his belly to the snow and creeping after Fox. “Cannot believe we are doing this we haven’t done this since forever ago. Do you even know these people?” he asked under his breath, grabbing one of Fox’s back legs playfully in his teeth and letting go again.
Fox perked his ears, trotting ahead of his brother. He turned his head back to look at him when his leg was pulled, huffing out a breath of air. "Nope. I just smelled chickens, it seemed like a good idea." he chuckled, flashing his teeth in a toothy smile. "It has been awhile, hasn't it? You sure you even remember how to chase chickens?" he teased.
...Something wrong?
"They’re more likely to go after all this luxurious fur than my scraggly hide." Coyote teased, grabbing Fox by the tail and dragging him back a step before jumping away. "Oh little brother, so small." he cooed, dancing away.
"Luxurious indeed. Don't hate me because I'm pretty." Fox retorted, squeaking in surprise when his tail was grabbed. "Hey!" he barked, prancing after him and giving his heels a nip. "Just means I can get under the fence. Come on, now, let's hurry before we draw attention to ourselves."
...Something wrong?
Hurry up then! -laughs as he runs a few steps off- Just don’t get shot! -laughs-
"Now you're talking!" Fox laughs, darting after him. "I'm not the one who's gonna get shot, you big oaf. I'm a small target."
...Something wrong?
Fuck. You didn’t.
Brother you are crazy.
Crazy? Nah. Just have too much pent up energy.
Come on, Coyote. We never get to chase chickens anymore.
...Something wrong?
You're looking at me like I just killed all the chickens in your coop or something.
Ra, Thor, Jupiter
Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Don’t we all?
Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
Yes, I’d like to say so. But don’t mistake confidence for arrogance.
Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
I’d like to think I’m approachable. I try not to intimidate.
Ah...
Yes, well, not all are as close to their siblings are you are rumoured to be.
-smirks- This war was started by me and my blood brother after all. -shrugs- My… talents are many and varied.
So it would seem.
Ah, but the question is, are you merely a jack of all trades or are you a master of them all, so to speak? Either way, I find myself intrigued. I'm sure you're full of surprises.
Ah...
He was also the first to swear to my side, so no one can really challenge him for the position.
His human form has worked for me for a while now and Coyote discovered him while the god was still mostly dormant. That is the easiest time to seduce gods away from their families. Appealing to their humans while the gods are still mostly asleep. It is hard to discover them at that point, but I’ve found it works easiest that way. -smirks- Yes well, that as well as other things I suppose.
Well, that's good to hear.
That's a good tactic, I'm impressed. I can't say I would personally be swayed so easily from my brother, though. Even if you do have a knack for seduction. As well as other things, apparently.
Ah...
That is very good to know. No, Coyote is much older and stronger than my sons. He is also not quite so rash. Wonderful, we seem to be pitted against the Egyptians and the Greeks for the most part.
Coyote is more than capable. I can see why you would choose him as your second. The Egyptians tend to keep to themselves, I'm surprised you nabbed one before they got to him... though I shouldn't be, I suppose. You are known to have a silver tongue.
Ah...
Ah the wonders of family. Currently it is you, your brother as my Second, my son Fenrir and an Egyptian named Maahes. We are always looking for more. My children in particular as they have predestined kills that will impact the other side greatly.
Indeed. My brother and I would never see each other on opposite sides, I'm more than happy to join him where he sees fit. Coyote is your right hand man? I would have expected one of your sons to take the position. Interesting. I'll continue my search for my other 'brothers and sisters,' so to speak. Perhaps they'd show an interest in joining your side of things.
Ah...
Has he told you about who else is on our side?
Not really, no. We didn't talk about it at all, really. He just asked me to join him, and I did it without any questions. Who else is coming along for the ride?
Ah...
Dangerous words. -smirks- Your magic is a welcome addition. So glad you found your way back to your brother.
I'll keep that in mind. I should hope so, I'd do anything to help my brother. Believe me, it wasn't easy finding him. He kept himself well hidden. But I am glad to have found him safe.
Ah...
So you are the brother I’ve heard so much about.
And you must be Loki. Coyote spoke of you once or twice... I thought you'd be taller.
Hey...
None of whom I was very familiar with, luckily for me at least. It’s just that I have a lot on my mind lately, sorry. But thanks for your concern.
Have we met before?
Hey, no problem. I'm just checking in.
...No, don't think so. I'm Ray. Nice to meet you.