Dylan

I eat grown ass men for breakfast.. pasta too.

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[skullcfusher]

Bullshit self portraitz of late btw

[pierppasolini]

The Simpsons - 16.20 - Home Away from Homer

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[skullcfusher]

Bro I had 15 minutes left in my shift and I don't even have a register or anything anymore I was just helping bag stuff and I'm just being silly saying things like "my dad's not a phone!!! Duh!!!" And this lil old lady is already shaking her head at me and I'm like . Ok . Maybe she just thinks I'm silly Billy. But Lord she gets in my coworkers line and we're like hiii!! How r u!!! And she was like .. better before I came in here. And then I was like omg why what happened and she turns to my coworker and she's like?? Is she stupid?? Is there something wrong with her?? What's wrong with you?? AND SHE'S MOTIONING TO ME AND SHE WAS SO SERIAL SI GENUINE. like woweh. Okay. But tbh it was fine because I went to the bar after and did karaoke and had a sleepover and then ate burgers and then went to my local bookstore and some how found a copy of THE CROOKED MOON legends of avantris hardcover book . So frankly I'm unbothered thankfully but I just thought it was really funny because. ALL. of my coworkers were outraged beyond anything ever

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[bonivers]

i’m always rooting for two girls to kiss that’s just what’s in my nature

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[bread-and-roses-too]

Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

[gelphienation]

Have been playing cyberpunk 2077 and I love that my girl just has a bunch of porn in her apartment and plus shaving cream and lotion “for men” in her bathroom. Classic example of the “designing the game for a male audience so when you play as a girl she becomes becomes a nuanced and esoteric dyke” phenomenon

[lynx-girl]

My favourite example of this is from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, in which there is a sex scene between your character and a vampire of the opposite sex, unless you select the homosexual trait and then the vampire is of the same sex. The room the scene takes place in includes several external condoms, which is interesting because when I first saw it both characters were women. Additionally there is a chance to find vials of estrogen in the game, and in my case 1 spawned in the medicine cabinet of the player's haven. Taken all together it paints are very clear picture of my character being a trans woman.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[mint-swirl]

(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

[winduppup]

does that warlord not know about papyrus

[mint-swirl]

no, undertale hadn't been invented yet either

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tumblingoverstars]

i just got summoned for yuri duty