Dylan

I eat grown ass men for breakfast.. pasta too.

[harbinger0fdeath]

[3v3nus3]

made this to express. something.

[skullcfusher]

Hi guys giggle shitting again. If you guys don't already. You all should play the car game. What's the car game??? It's. A game. Where you. R in the car. Obvi with someone. And you try to get all the colors in the rainbow in order of cars right. You can't spot a blue car if you're on orange right. Like you have to go in order and it's beautiful and pisses everyone off. it's wonderful.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[skullcfusher]

I love your current theme!! I'm glad life is treating you well Dyl❤️

THANK YOU. I love changing things I love decorating. AND I LOVE MY LIFE. it's peaceful and wonderful. I go camping and swimming and party and go to shows and do stuff 20 year olds do and I never thought I would get to such a wonderful spot but low and behold!! Here I am .. how r u brah.

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[skullcfusher]

Coming to Tumblr to giggle shit for five seconds. Okay there's this dude I'm fooling around with right and like whatever who gaf. Right. Except I don't say that about him ever right like anyone who knows me and him don't say that. What do people say?? What do I say?? Horse. "The horse pissed me off today." "Dyl your horse forgot to come get me after work today" "dyl get your god damned horse he's not listening" right. And. He loses his mind Everytime. IT WOULD'VE NEVER DRAGGED OUT SO LONG IF HE DIDN'T GET CRAZY ABOUT IT bro like truly one day I was like hm . Thanks horse boy to smth he did. Right. I was like yeah next time I see you I'll feed you sugar cubes and Oates from my hands bro and literally in all caps he says "IM NOT A FUCKING HORSE DYLAN." woah. Hooooly fuck I'm never letting it go. And it's every God damned time God forbid I say it outloud he throws his hands up and sighs and is like gahhh dyl!!! I'm not a fucking horse bro!! He'll actually rip his hand off my leg in the car if I say it to him there. LIKE BEING HORSE ISN'T A GOOD THING?? right. I elevated the bit though. I got his life 360 right. Named his apartment the horse stable. His job???? Horse racing. DON'T PLAY WITH ME. And he gets sooo annoyed at the horse business and then out of nowhere will comically look puzzled and be like "hm.. horses do drink beer. I like beer. I luuhhve beer.." right. Right dude that's why. YOU'RE A HORSE LIKE I KNOOWWWEHHH. Anyways. I drew me hitting him because he's pissing me off. But that's unrelated. And he will pay his dues.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[crushedsweets]

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr

:(( awh..

[skullcfusher]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUCKER CRUSHEDSWEETS CREEPYPASTA ASK BLOG. hapyp bircrthdayugh mi abgel

[crushedsweets]

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr

:(( awh..

[skullcfusher]

I miss my gf and bf

[skullcfusher]

Was thinking about him recently.

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[skullcfusher]

My life being awesome btw Tumblr. I twirl my hair and go outside and to the moviez and to local band shows with buddies. I went to like. So many live shows. I've had so many fire pits. Went to a festival. Partied soooo many times. So many hikes. I went tagging. I have the best job ever million. I will be going swimming shortly. I will it.

[dogpuppy]

[skullcfusher]

Hi update Tumblr cuz I'm never on and don't keep up with the folks uh my life is awesome and I love summer time and my friends and yes.

[fairweatheralways]