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hi my name is a mystery and i will be your waiter for today

the main goal of this blog is to be an area to archive all of my art throughout the years, regardless if i like it or not. but this account is also a general profile as well, so there will be regular/misc posts too

requests to be friends and/or mutuals are welcome!

this blog is targeted towards mature audiences but i dont mind if teenagers want to interact, there will be no nsfw on this blog

no dni and i block freely

check out my strawpage for extra information about me

!!!!COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!!

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im starting to think i should make a special tag for my misc posts since i dont think most people who follow me are here for that

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[millonki]

Little kiss💙💚

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Fanart of Princess Guinevere from Knights of Guinevere

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ok i havent read the comics but apparently alice is in it now and wow im so Mad Im so fucking mad i wish we never figured out her stupid ass hair had black bangs I HATE THE BLACK BANGS IT DOESNT SUIT HER AND ITS AN UNNECESSARY DETAIL SHE IS A COWGIRL WHERE THE HELL IS SHE EVEN GETTING THE DYE FROM IS IT OIL i hate this earth

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you cant even say it looks bad in the show because you cant distinguish the black from her dark red due to lighting, but then in 2d it ESPECIALLY looks shitty and the colors clash. alice is already a really complicated design she does NOT need these stupid ass bangs its literally just clutter to add clutter to a design that was fine

also just makes alice character confusing cuz what archetype is she supposed to be. ive never seen a cowgirl cannibal who is 40+ years old have emo bangs like Ok bruh whatever

i understand if BEFORE alice went insane that she was a little more indulgent especially cuz she’d be younger and not clinically insane but even then its safe to assume she was a cowgirl back then and this version of her didnt come from nowhere and if she dyed her hair it would be faded out by modern md time especially with the implications of their wigs being made from actual human hair (although this mightve strictly been a manor era thing)

if modern alice were to dye her hair it would purely be from a manic episode and she would kust change her wig back. if it were black roots thatd be different cuz that means she dyes her hair but also shes wearing a wig

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come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

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ok i havent read the comics but apparently alice is in it now and wow im so Mad Im so fucking mad i wish we never figured out her stupid ass hair had black bangs I HATE THE BLACK BANGS IT DOESNT SUIT HER AND ITS AN UNNECESSARY DETAIL SHE IS A COWGIRL WHERE THE HELL IS SHE EVEN GETTING THE DYE FROM IS IT OIL i hate this earth

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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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pomni fortnite x pomni tadc

legs x no legs

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OK I JUST REALIZED HOW STUPID I AM I WAS POSTING THESE STRAWPAGE GIMMICKS I GOT TO THE WRONG FUKING ACCOUNT. OK IM GONG TO REPLYH TO THEM HERE IM SO SORRY ANON I WAS NOT IGNORING YU

firstly, very adorable drawing. i like how nervous guinevere is to see her in such a state... secondly, i just like really abusive relationships that are not good for each other and i am very captivated by olivias character which makes me enjoy her relationship with guinevere x10 plus guinevere herself is also very interesting, obviously. i like the idea of them having a push and pull dynamic, i imagine guinevere does care about olivia in some sense but she knows its better for her to stay away whereas olivia is completely obsessed with guinevere

guinevere is stuck in a constant switch of "i hate her, i love her" in my mind and i feel like in a sense they complete each other but its not in a natural way. they bring out the worst in another, guinevere losing self respect (whether by programming or not) and olivia completely indulging in every bad urge she has with her. in my mind, guinevere is olivias stress toy and she takes out everything on her, whether its positive or negative emotions. i also do very much like the idea that guinevere is based off olivias presumably dead mother, which i think adds a lot to their relationship as well as making it more disturbing than it already was. although whether or not i think olivia sees guinevere as a replacement for her mother just depends as i have 2 separate interpretations of their relationship

there is a lot more i can say about these two if you are really interested, but i think the baseline is that i enjoy them because they shouldnt be within each others vicinity and i like that they destroy each other in different ways (guin physical, olivia emotional)

AND THESE DRAWINGS ARE SO VERY ADORABLE. I REALLY LIKE IN THE FIRST ONE THAT GUINEVERE IS HANGING AND THAT OLIVIA DOESNT CARE. it is funny

secondly thank you so much for the birthday wishes Omg i wish i realized my mistake sooner cause i genuinely really love your cute doodles and it makes me happy to see them and i hope you see this post cuz Omg i feel so bad i hope you didnt think i was ignoring you for almost a whole month (im assuming these doodles were all made by the same person... feel free to correct me)

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OMG BRO

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Holy shit i just realized something

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this deviantart interaction from a little bit ago is making me laugh cuz i started thinking about it randomly

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malfunction