scared shelter dog

ဗ he/him 20s ဗ mod of @inkynightmaresau ဗ coiner of mechanikeys :3

[skxllbxnny]

COMISSION SHEET 🐾 ko-fi

have a good day!<3

-blogs-

@inkynightmaresau - BatiM AU ask blog!! REVAMPED!!! with the very long breaks inbetween due to Lack Of Energy(like right meow)

@skxllbxnny-arts - MY ART BLOG GO

@golden--threads - the fucking characters. ask and lore blog. turning this one into a visual novel :)

ask for my plural blog thx

-tags-

yapping- for .txt posts, my random thoughts, general tomfoolery

[redstonedust]

my worst habit as a writer is that i lovveeeeee to expand on families as character and worldbuilding but then i have to sit here like. is there any possible way for me to introduce "has an aunt whos a postal worker and single mother trying to bounce back from a recent divorce' into the narrative. can i naturally drop my aunt lore. its important to me.

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[reanimateobjects]

[despazito]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook - Wikipedia

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

[donjuaninhell]

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

[nitrobishop]

[hunter-rodrigez]

So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.

I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.

Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.

So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.

Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.

Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵‍💫

Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.

Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.

I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.

[palossssssand]

toy story wish fulfillment

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[targetedknowledge]

[taxeduptrotter]

She is sneakers o’toole

[valzenlux]

do it for your country

[pukicho]

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

[maplethedarkshine]

Me when I'm enjoying chapter 5 but they're being a little too mean to orange

[memewhore]

[deadlysprinklez]

[justshushu]

[dogpuppy]

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!