I’m Sky and this is my blog entirely dedicated to writing Killer Klowns from Outer Space content! I absolutely love the movie and I am so excited to write from these silly little guys!
I want other fans of the movie to be able to experience new content and maybe even bring in new fans!
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I’m so happy to be writing for this movie, but first, I want to go over some rules:
1. I can and will at some points in time write some 18+ content for this blog, if you’re not comfortable with that you’re more than welcome to ignore it (I will be putting read-mores on them so that it’s your complete choice). I will even take requests for 18+ content (to clarify, I will only write it when I specifically say I’m doing 18+ requests). If you request 18+ willing I’m not take those kinds of requests, I will not answer, not even when I open those kinds of requests up again.
2. I am not a heavily religious person and I get very uncomfortable when people try to bring religion into a place where it’s supposed to be fun. So religion won’t be talked about here.
3. I write these fanfics and headcanons as an escape from the dumpster fire that is reality. So I ask that you please not bring up any sort of political content here, especially sensitive political content.
4. I absolutely despise pedos (yes that includes proshippers), zoophiles, racists, homophobes, and transphobes. This is supposed to be a safe space for people and your vile nature completely ruins the vibe.
5. Blood and gore will be written whenever I write a fic that calls for it and/or whenever someone requests or asks for a scenario containing it. Yes I will put a warning before I write them but it’s completely up to you if you want to read them.
Those are my only rules, please don’t be the reason a 7th gets added.
Lamé question to ask I know😭 but what is ur least favorite thing about kkfos ? if u have one
THAT ITS NOT LONG ENOUGH-
Kidding, while I do wish it was longer, my actual favorite thing are the amount of plot holes in the movie.
Now listen, I love this movie with all my heart and you can bet your ass I would immediately buy a midnight release ticket for a KKFOS remake movie, but my god the amount of plot holes are kinda frustrating.
First of all, when and where did the Klowns find Joe Lombardo to have him hung up in a cocoon? And why did Mike randomly drop a radio once he discovered Joe?
And the fact that the college and drive-in movie theater were mentioned but there were no scenes where the Klowns definitely attacked there (Honestly would’ve loved to see more big attack scenes in the movie)
And when Dave was about to attack the Terenzi brothers because he thought they were Killer Klowns, when they looked NOTHING like a klown. It would’ve made since if they were dressed up like clowns to fit the theme of their ice-cream truck, but that wasn’t the case.
And the Big Top Burger scene. I’m not talking about Jumbo trying to lure out the little girl and failing, or Jumbo sprinkling Klown eggs in the garbage bin. I’m talking about the two ladies talking about eating at the Big Top. When they start off saying, “Y’know, this is not as fun as it used to be.” “It is if you’re the winners!” Like what does that even mean? Winners of what? It would’ve made sense if she said “It is if you’re not the one paying for it.” I would just like that to be elaborated on.
That’s what I didn’t like at the top of my head, but I would love to hear what you may not of liked about the movie!
- An important thing to remember about Klowns: they’re all malicious to the core. Some are less than others and some more than average, either way it’s within their nature to inflict as much damage as they want to.
- Klowns are born with a variety of abilities, such as invulnerability, shadow puppets, creating acid cream pies almost out of nowhere, ventriloquism, make sentient balloon dogs, and super strength. Those are the common abilities, but with some training the Klowns can learn voice manipulation and the invisible car trick, which is the ability to make it look like you’re driving and going the same speed as a car, when in reality there’s nothing there.
- Almost all of the Klowns can understand and write in any of the human languages, but only a few of them can actually speak it. Those who can can really only speak in short utterances rather than full on sentences (they’re still learning, please be patient!)
- Klowns are carnivorous. They get their nutrients from their chosen source, which is humans. I say chosen source because they are very much able to eat animals just fine, humans are just their main preference.
- Klowns have a variety of weapons like, the cotton candy/balloon ray gun, mallets, bats, hockey sticks, and a party horn hand that can snap your neck. While the popcorn bazooka was used as a weapon, I don’t think it’s intended purpose is used to be a weapon. I think Rudy just simply didn’t have his ray gun on him and the bazooka was the closest thing to a weapon in the heat of the moment.
- Klowns are a male dominate species, any Klown you see full-sized or as a Klown baby will always be male. The only way for a Klownette (female Klown) to be made is if a Klown traps a woman or fem-presenting person in a balloon. The balloon acts as an incubator that changes the cells of the trapped individual to look and function like a Klown. The trapped person dies halfway through the process but lives again as a Klown.
- Klownettes are treated quite nicely by the Klowns. They get their own room instead of having to share bed space with the boys. Food is hunted for them even though they are capable of getting it themselves, but they’re not complaining! Klownettes are treated like queens, but of course they pay back the Klowns for the treatment by giving cuddles and kisses to help them de-stress after a long day at work. They also provide a little bedroom business, if you know what I mean 😏
Klown Headcanons:
Jumbo
- The older “straight to business” Klown. I’m just saying he’s older because I feel like he’s more experienced.
- Jumbo doesn’t mess around when it comes to harvesting people food. He puts the colony’s needs before his own personal amusement, so he isn’t usually seen laughing or setting up little skits with his food. The exception is when he happens to be hunting children, for them he has to act all giddy and playful so they come near him (as seen in the Big Top Burger scene). I wouldn’t say he never plays with his food though, Jumbo did mess around with Officer Mooney shortly before ending his life.
- Jumbo always uses some sort of melee weapon, sure he does use his ray gun from time to time, but I truly do think he prefers weapons that leave a mark rather than a gun that puts you in a cotton candy cocoon or balloon.
- Jumbo is almost never seen using his natural abilities. The most we ever see him use any of his abilities was when he was tormenting Mooney. That included his ability to pop his hands off and regrow them at will, turn his his head and neck an entire 180 degrees, and using a corpse as a ventriloquist doll. This all goes back to the fact that Jumbo uses his melee weapons more than anything else.
- Despite his size, Jumbo is actually pretty stealthy when it comes to Klowns. You will almost never hear him make any noise when he’s hunting, unless he purposely makes his presence known.
- Jumbo can understand human languages fairly well to the point where he understands which hand signals mean what. He can’t speak any of it though, Jumbo sticks to his language whenever he wants to talk. The only time he really “talks” was through Mooney’s corpse and it came out as Mooney’s voice instead of his own. Whether or not he can write in any of the human languages is unknown.
- Out of all the Klowns, Jumbo is the least likely to trap someone in a balloon. He’s more into finding enough food than finding another mouth to feed. Plus, he actually does have some high standards that majority of humans could probably never meet. So if he ever traps someone in a balloon, all the other klowns know that that person is the real deal.
- Jumbo is one of the caretakers for the baby klowns. He has a different parenting style than Rudy and Slim, it’s the “throw the kid into the deep end of the pool so they learn how to swim” kind. I mean he was literally seen sprinkling some the eggs in a fast food dumpster. He’s not exactly the galaxy’s best parent.
- He’s not very fast in speed. The best he can do is a quick shuffle. Guess you really can’t expect him to sprint anywhere with clown shoes on though.
Rudy
- Is one the sciencey kinda Klowns. He’s the one mostly creating tools and gadgets to help capture and contain food/Klownettes. I’d say he isn’t as old as Jumbo and Slim, but he isn’t as young as Shorty, so he’s sort of in that middle area with Bibbo, Spikey, and Chubby.
- Now while Rudy does make the tools necessary for harvesting, he doesn’t actually do that much harvesting himself. He’s always tasked with studying a planet’s creatures before they go in for an invasion. That’s why we see him turn a general store inside out instead of hunting.
- He assists other Klowns with their hunts. Oh, they want him to block any kinda exit the human may have? Sure thing. They want him to chase the human into their trap? Alrighty then. He’s just ready to help whenever they need him.
- He’s so tired, can someone please convince him to go to bed? Or at least that a break from work? His let’s work kees him from getting any proper amount of sleep, despite the fact that there are plenty of other Klowns on the ship that can cover for him. Sometimes you can find him passed out in any of the ship’s hallways.
- Rudy is careful going into human territory. He knows that while he’s virtually indestructible, but if someone hits and pops his nose, he’s history. So until all the Klowns make a full frontal assault, you can find Rudy playing it safe.
- Rudy really wants to speak the human language, it’s so fascinating to him that so many humans can speak so many languages! He understands it well enough to read, write, and listen to it without needing translation. Won’t someone be kind enough to teach him? He promises he won’t have you turned into food!
- When it comes to making Klownettes, Rudy is more likely to put someone in a Balloon than Jumbo, but that’s not really saying much is it? Instead of just zapping some poor soul into a Balloon, he tries to court them, the traditional way of doing it. If they accept whatever item he is trying to give them (a flower, heart box of candy, or maybe even a little love letter 👀), he’ll be so flustered. Like he’s glad they like him back, but he expected the complete opposite (someone get this man some self esteem). Rudy
- Being one of the caretakers for Klown babies is a hard job. Rudy has to make sure the babies have enough moisture, warmth, and exercise (which is just them being moved around) so that they don’t rot away in their eggs. Rudy is the one more on top of this than Jumbo and Slim, they still put in the work, just not as much as Rudy. This doesn’t mean that Rudy is soft on the kids though, once some of the eggs are near hatching, Rudy will take them out of the incubator and puts them either in the bag or the popcorn gun.
Shorty
-Is the youngest Klown on the ship (besides the babies). That doesn’t mean Shorty is child or a teen though, he’s old enough to seek companionship with who he deems is a fit for him. But he still has that childlike nature that makes him seem like one.
-Shorty is actually one the less malicious Klowns you can encounter, I mean he still very much will kill you if you gave him a reason or food supply on the ship is low, but other than that he’s considered friendly according to Klown standards.
- Shorty has child-like curiosity rather than scientific wonder like Rudy. When Shorty explores areas he’s not familiar with, he plays around with what he can find. When encountering people, he doesn’t necessarily attack first, he’s curious to see what they’re like. He’s heard a little bit about humans from the other Klowns, “They’re just as bad as us, but we’re far stronger and more intelligent than they could ever be.” Is what Shorty is always hearing when he asks about humans. Shorty doesn’t want to think that all humans are terrible, he’s sure that some humans are nice. Unfortunately, running into that biker gang proved him wrong, so now he’s a bit wary of humans. He still has that hope that there are nice humans out there.
- He understands the human language completely to the point he can do sign language and write (it’s a bit sloppy but that’s ok!). He’s working on the speaking part, but he’s getting closer everyday! For now, he can speak in short utterances that are some what understandable.
- Shorty is one of the more faster Klowns, quite literally could go from one place to another in a flash. He still wants to ride his little tricycle around, just because it’s fun to use.
- When it comes to finding a mate, Shorty is the embodiment of puppy love. Shorty doesn’t exactly know what he likes, so he tends to fall head-over heels with anyone who shows him kindness. He follows Rudy’s way (even though it’s the traditional way, he refers to it as Rudy’s way) and tries to court the person of interest. He would either gift them a flower, a piece of candy, or a toy he found. He’ll be so delighted if they accept! Won’t necessarily turn you into a Klownette immediately, but will at some point, with your consent!
- Shorty is a hunter/gather for the most part, but he secretly hopes to be on egg care someday. Shorty absolutely adores the babies, they’re so cute to him! He finds human babies fascinating too, they’re so small and they seem to speak their own language. It would not be out of character for him to randomly bring a human baby aboard the ship to show to the other klowns. Half the time the babies are returned to the parents, the other half…..it’s not pretty.
Spikey
- He’s an adult but has the attitude of a teen. Often gets shit from Jumbo because of this. Is a little shit
- Definitely one of the more malicious Klowns you can encounter, doesn’t necessarily only hunt people for food, but he also does it for his amusement. The puppet show is a good example, while he did use it to lure in some food, he set up a whole performance instead of just jumping right away to blast his prey.
- Spikey uses his ability to make balloon dogs to help find people who try hide from him and the other Klowns. It’s not always prey he uses the dogs to help track, sometimes the dogs help find his stuff that other Klowns may have taken from him. Getting your equipment taken often happens when it looks exactly like someone else’s. Normally Spikey doesn’t get angry at those who accidentally take his equipment, it’s an honest mistake. Except when it comes to Slim, because Spikey knows Slim did it on purpose just to fuck with him.
- Spikey knows how to read and write in a couple of the human languages as well as understand it when spoken to him. Spikey is not that verbal, even when he’s around other Klowns (I watched the movie a couple times, just to make sure. He doesn’t utter a word except for his laughter), so the chances of him actually speaking any of the languages he knows are slim.
- Now since he’s a little shit, sometimes Spikey messes with the other Klowns (does it to Jumbo the most). He mainly messes with the others on the ship rather than out on a hunt. This includes: tripping, acting like he’s holding the door for you only to close it right before you walk through, shoot spit balls (saw a teen boy do this and decided to copy it), does the tapping on the shoulder thing, pushing in someone’s knees in from behind so that the fall backwards (does to Slim and Rudy the most), putting your stuff in place you can’t reach (Does this to Shorty), and using the balloon dogs to steal your shoes. While this may seem like he’s being a complete jerk to the others for no reason, he gets his fair share of being the butt-end of a joke.
- Now, in terms of what he likes in a mate, I feel like he likes someone who’s tough but fun to be around. Like they don’t take shit from anyone but they can take a joke. Here’s the thing, absolutely none of the Klowns will judge you based on your looks. They are all body positive and will love you no matter what you look like. However, if a human were to have Mohawk or have half their head shaved, I feel like Spikey would be more inclined to them. In terms of courting, Spikey is likely to present a box of candy or a flower he found in someone’s garden. Just like Rudy and Shorty, will not be bothered if you want to stay human for awhile, but you really outta want to become a Klownette soon. He’s strong but he’s not strong enough to fend off multiple hungry Klowns when food supply is low.
- Spikey hopes to never be put on baby care. It’s not that he hates the babies, the little guys are ok sometimes. He’d just rather be a hunter/tracker rather then having to worry about if he’s looking at eggs right. Plus it’s alot of pressure, that’s a whole new generation of Klowns you have to look after!
Slim
- The ship’s biggest asshole, but he’s smart and knows the advanced techniques, so he’s a respected asshole.
- The most malicious Klown of the bunch (besides Jojozilla). All the things he does (in the movie) are for his own amusement rather than the needs of the colony. Slim does contribute to the food supply from time to time, but it’s rather a small contribution.
- Slim rarely ever uses the weapons he’s given (his personal choice), the abilities he’s born with and the ones he’s learned have always been enough to get him by. Fully utilizes his ability to create realistic shadow puppets to lure in larger crowds of prey so that either other Klowns can sneak up on the distracted food or…he reels them in to turn them into baby food. The invisible car trick comes in handy when someone’s trying to drive out of town to escape, he likes knocking cars off the road. Voice manipulation is dangerous skill to have, Slim can lure out people in hiding by using the voices of people they trust, how he knows who’s important to the prey is a mystery.
- Slim can read, write, and even speak fluently in multiple human languages. Because of this, he often has to teach the other Klowns what some things mean on earth. Rudy begs Slim for vocal lessons, but Slim knows that the speaking part of the human language is not a quick and easy thing to learn, so he tries his best to be nice when teaching Rudy (Shorty also attends the lessons sometimes), but it can get tiring so Slim doesn’t give vocal lessons often.
- Like Spikey, Slim is prone to messing with all those around him. Doesn’t matter where, he’ll do at anytime and you will probably never see it coming. His acts of tomfoolery: Exploding traps (can vary from mild to lethal), stealing people stuff (targets Spikey and Jumbo specifically), cream pie traps (can once again vary from mild to lethal), using shadow puppets to trip people, sometimes he gets a hatched baby Klown to start biting people. When confronted with why he the baby Klown he’s taking care of is biting everyone on the ship, he pretends to be offended “He’s just a little guy! He doesn’t know whose who! You’re mad at a new member of the family trying to get used to their surroundings? For shame!” This line works so often it’s scary. Slim sometimes drugs Rudy’s drink so that Rudy can actually get some sleep, does this to Shorty too, mostly because Shorty can get too hyper sometimes and Slim just kinda needs him to shut up for awhile.
- Now, Slim is a little different when it comes to getting a mate. When you accept his courting, he’d rather you stay a human. You have any idea how small humans are to him? It’s adorable! He absolutely loves having a tinier mate! Gives him a sense of power. He’s kinda of a prev so he may be a bit touchy, very much likes PDA.
- No one knows what was going through Jojozilla’s mind when he decided Slim would be a good caretaker for the baby Klowns. Hell, not even Slim knows how he managed to convince Jojo that he would be a good caregiver. Slim is ok when it comes to teaching the babies, although when it comes to teaching them, he lets them deal with the consequences of their actions. For example: A baby Klown once electrocuted himself on a wire. It didn’t really hurt him, but it did scare him. Slim kinda just laughed a, “Bet you won’t do that again, now will ya?”
