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Make a wish upon a STAR
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“the same way if anyone could teach me healing, it'd be you?” mei arches a brow at him, eyes lifting briefly from the mortar as she begins crushing the herbs into its bowl with the pestle. she's not sure why the enchanters want her to learn a healing spell so badly, but she is pretty sure that's never going to happen. she just can't figure out how, despite the many times anders has tried to explain it.
her magic is simply better suited to electrocuting things or frosting them over or turning them to stone. she can light any fire with a flick of her wrist—shouldn't that be impressive enough?
mei sighs, shaking her head a little. “i don't think so. it's like he's too afraid of his own power to take proper control of it.” and she can't wholly blame him for it, either. the circle tries very hard to instill a fear of magic in its mages, all while simultaneously expecting them to master what terrifies them. she's only resisted this long because she's too stubborn to see her magic as anything but a gift, like her brother always said it is.
“i'll keep trying. maybe i can get it through his head that he has to actually like his magic a little bit if he doesn't want to lose it.” having crushed the herbs into a paste, mei sets the pestle aside and takes the mortar into her hands, channeling quick bursts of heat into the mixture so it bubbles and pops, then pulling the heat right back out of it again.
she sets the mortar down and waves a hand over it, rubbing her fingertips together as though sprinkling something into the mix. a shimmer of ice shows in the bowl as she instills tiny crystals of frost throughout. then grabbing a bandage from the cabinet, she scoops a portion of the poultice onto it, pressing it between two sheets of cloth so the juices leak through.
“here...” mei sets the poultice in anders's hand and guides it up to the worst of the bruising on his face. the combination of herbs and cooling frost should help it hurt a bit less for a while. she doesn't ask why he hasn't bothered to heal his own wounds already. “fifteen minutes on, fifteen minutes off. should last a few hours.”
Anders shrugs and grins. “Well, we all know I'm the best teacher there is,” he says, voice dripping with sarcasm. He doesn't consider himself to be a good teacher whatsoever and he doesn't truly understand why Irving and the others want him to be Mei's teacher when Wynne is right there, eager to teach those who want to learn.
It has something to do with teaching him responsibility, according to Wynne. Something about him nurturing the magic of others leading him to embracing his role in the Circle. It's a ridiculous thought, of course. The only person Anders feels responsible for is himself.
Mei also just doesn't have the affinity for healing that Anders has always had. Working with spirits to mend what's broken comes almost naturally to him, as he pulls at the Fade and twists it around a wound or ailment. It's almost calming for him — far from the frustration it instills in others who don't come by it as easily.
“If you keep it up, I'm certain you'll be able to heal a paper cut within the next twelve years!" He says with a teasing grin.
But as the conversation shifts its focus back to Jowan, the smile fades from his face. His gaze remains fixed on the concoction in Mei's hands, watching as she works. Of course Jowan is afraid after all that's taught to him and other apprentices. So many of the young who are brought to their doors don't know the first thing about magic or the Fade until they're lectured about how easy it is for them to fall prey to demons and could become monsters. They don't know any relation to their magic except fear.
His nails bite into his palms as he thinks of it. “He just needs to find what he's good at,” he says in as flippant a voice as he can manage. “Once he really excels at something, he'll find more acceptance in what he is." That is, of course, if there's anything that comes naturally to him.
The enchanters have seemingly tried everything with the boy: healing, elemental magic, glyphs and wards, entropy — but nothing seems to stick. It's very possible that he won't find anything that comes easily to him, especially not when he seems to hate what he is.
He takes the poultice offered to him and holds it to his bruising, wincing slightly at the shock of the cold. After a moment, it feels nice, numbing the pain from its intense throbbing to a dull ache.
“Thank you,” he murmurs, feeling almost sheepish at having her take care of him. He smiles at his friend, warmth settling in his chest at the knowledge that not everyone in this Circle thinks of him as some kind of pest.
// Just got back from seeing Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors and it's making me think.... vampire aus....
“of course i miss you. imagine being stuck with jowan all day!” mei steps back slightly, head canting to the side as she looks up at him. gently, she touches his chin with her fingertips, tilting his head to get a better look at all the bruising. she frowns, brow furrowing; she never hates the templars more than when she sees what they think is deserved just for wanting freedom.
mei takes anders by the hand. “c'mon. i'll make you some numbing poultices while i fill you in on what you've missed.” she may not be able to heal so much as a paper cut with magic, but her mother taught her well in the ten years before the templars discovered her, and she is an excellent herbalist.
so she leads him over to the cabinet full of ingredients they don't need to ask for, none of them dangerous enough to require permission. dropping his hand, mei begins picking through the various bottles to find the herbs she needs. elfroot. spindleweed. what she wouldn't give for some felandaris to really heal him up right. “irving has me trying to tutor jowan in elemental magic now. as if i don't have other things i'd rather be doing with my free time.”
not that there's that much to do in the tower other than study, but she does like to find a patch of distant sunlight in the library and read for pleasure whenever she can. theory, history, whatever she can find. she turns to set the bottles on a nearby table along with the community mortar and pestle.
“i don't even really like him that much, but i'm starting to worry about him. if jowan doesn't catch up to the rest of us soon...” she frowns again, eyes focused down as she adds the necessary herbs to the mortar, preparing to crush them all together into a paste. her voice drops low again, for anders's ears only: “nobody deserves what the templars do to apprentices who can't measure up.”
It takes a great deal of effort not to flinch away from Mei's wandering touch. He tilts his head for her examination, knowing that she just wants to see the extent of the injuries he's received. Of course, he hadn't been taken directly to the infirmary, as his wounds are far from life threatening and the Templars want him to be reminded of what happens when he runs. It makes him furious, but he also expects it by now. He's no longer a child with an innocence about the way of the world.
He could heal himself if he wanted to, but a part of him wants everyone else to see the proof of the Templars' cruelty. He wants a reminder that the Templars aren't the benevolent protectors they pretend to be.
He follows Mei, allowing her to lead him down the hall as he ignores the apprentices who stare at him and mutter as he passes. He's built up quite the reputation over the years and he's proud of it. He'd rather be a troublemaker than a nobody.
He takes a seat to allow his friend to fuss over him, watching her hands work. He thinks about her words, his eyes flicking to the side as though Jowan or Irving or Greagoir will appear out of thin air to listen in on their conversation. He sees no one but the other mages milling about and the Templars stationary at their stations.
Truth be told, he thinks Jowan might be a bit of a lost cause. The boy is weak and unskilled, falling behind in almost all of his studies. He's almost certainly doomed for Tranquility. The thought makes Anders' stomach twist and he feels sick. If he hadn't turned out to be such a skilled spirit healer, Anders would've almost certainly been doomed for Tranquility himself.
“If anyone could teach him, it'd be you,” he says instead of voicing his negative thoughts. “Is he making any improvements?” He doesn't know if it actually matters.
“demons don't make promises—at least not the kind you can rely on them to keep.” — @skyfiresmuses (eluvia) / sc.
Eluvia's gaze slides from Mei's face as though repelled by some magnetic force. She can't look her companion in the eye, not after what she did. Of course, Eluvia still hasn't even told her the full truth of what she did to Connor, of the deal she made.
Connor is as good as dead — worse than dead — and it's all Eluvia's fault. She'd traded a boy's life for her own power, her own protection, and now everyone sees her as a maleficar.
They're right.
“I know that, ”she says quickly, a deep shame trapped inside of her heart. “But demons can be manipulated as well as any person. They're just reflections, like spirits."
But she hadn't manipulated the demon. She hadn't even tried. Instead, she'd allowed herself to be twisted and manipulated by a creature whose very nature was to prey on her desires and fears. But how could she admit that to Mei? How could she ever speak the words aloud and admit to what she'd done out of her own selfish fear of the Templars?
The demon had promised her power, but not just any power: The power to protect herself, to protect the ones she cares about. It had promised that with the power it offered, she'd never again be trapped in the Circle, that she wouldn't be dragged back once all of this was over.
“Blood magic is just a tool,” she says, but she still can't meet Mei's gaze. “I'm not an idiot. I know what I'm doing." But that couldn't be further from the truth.
| @sacredpyre asked: “What in the wretched hells was that?!” for Kay
Kay grinned and shook out his long hair, ignoring the blood that was quickly drying and creating knots in the curls. "That was a chimera," he said flippantly. "Wasn't she beautiful?"
It wasn't everyday that a chimera ventured so close to the city. Kay had slain his fair share of monsters in his time as a knight, but this was only his second time killing a chimera. All three of its heads would serve as valuable trophies once he returned to the castle.
His eyes turned back to the woman and he smiled. "There's nothing to fear. She's quite dead now." He kicked the body at his feet to prove it. "I would never allow any harm to come to you, m'lady." He swept into a bow and took the woman's hand, pressing a kiss to the back of it.
Slaying a beast and meeting a pretty woman? It must have been Kay's lucky day.
| @luna-mxth asked: “It’s drunk and I’m late. We better sneak in quietly.” -- from Aia to Scorpius
Scorpius snorted and it quickly devolved into a series of unrestrained giggles that were far from the quiet their sister requested. They quickly slapped a hand over their mouth to muffle the noise, but it did little to hide the grin in their eyes.
They'd spent the night out at the Hanged Man with their friends and Aia, playing round after round of Wicked Grace and losing most of their coin to Varric and Isabela. What little coin they managed not to lose was spent on drinks for the table and they'd consumed their fair share.
Probably more than their fair share.
.... Definitely more than their fair share.
"Right. We don't want Mother to hear," they said once their laughter had died down. They pressed a finger to their lips in a shh motion. "Or, Maker forbid, Carver." They made a face at the thought of being scolded by their younger brother.
✧.* — memes / accepting!
@skyfiresmuses said: “i am that type of guy, where, when i walk in you go, that guy's pretty handsome.” from Anders
“is that what you think my first thought is when i see you?” mei wrinkles her nose at the other mage, eyes bright and teasing. “usually it's more like: ugh, anders is back, they're probably gonna make him try to teach me healing again.” nevertheless, she approaches him with arms wide, going in for a hug. “...i really thought you were gonna make it this time,” she adds, voice low in his ear as she embraces him, so nobody can overhear it. “i'm sorry.”
Anders laughs like it doesn't hurt to do so. As though he hadn't been dragged back to the Tower in chains that rubbed his wrists raw, like his jaw isn't bruised and swollen from the Templars trying to teach him a lesson he's been taught a thousand times before.
“Come on, you have to admit that you miss me when I'm gone,” he teases, face bright and tone playful. “Who else can even compare to my good looks? Jowan?" He snorts at the idea.
He stiffens slightly at the hug — memories of gauntleted hands on his bare skin almost sending him spiraling — but then he relaxes, his arms going around Mei's body to pull her close. He can't get enough of a non-violent touch, his body almost aching for want of it.
At her words, his expression falters for just a moment before he plasters a smile back on his face. “Eh, someone's got to keep things interesting around here,” he says like he isn't bothered, like a part of his heart isn't broken each time he's dragged back to the Circle no matter how many times it happens.
He pulls away from the embrace to grin down at the younger mage. “So, what did I miss while I was gone?”
🐝 * ― 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( random assortment of sentences that can but don’t have to be used for muses meeting each other for the first time. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life. ❜ ❛ umm, is this seat taken ? ❜ ❛ don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe. ❜ ❛ my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home. ❜ ❛ i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to. ❜ ❛ can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ? ❜ ❛ are you always this straightforward with strangers ? ❜ ❛ here, i noticed you lost this earlier. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else. ❜ ❛ so, what brings you here today ? ❜ ❛ hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you. ❜ ❛ you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ? ❜ ❛ can’t you watch where you are going ?! ❜ ❛ i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now. ❜ ❛ oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ? ❜ ❛ here, let me help you. ❜ ❛ is there a reasons you’re here on your own ? ❜ ❛ apparently we’re going to be working on this together now. ❜ ❛ you look like you could use a hand with that. ❜ ❛ what do people around here do to have some fun ? ❜ ❛ looks like this will take a while, huh ? ❜ ❛ oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself. ❜ ❛ excuse me, i think i’m lost. ❜ ❛ i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit. ❜ ❛ do you come here often ? ❜ ❛ do you mind if i join you for a bit ? ❜ ❛ you looked lonely so i got you a drink. ❜ ❛ i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name]. ❜ ❛ what the hell just happened there ? ❜ ❛ have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it. ❜ ❛ can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here. ❜ ❛ seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together. ❜ ❛ come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent. ❜ ❛ i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright. ❜ ❛ i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ? ❜ ❛ you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ? ❜ ❛ we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ? ❜ ❛ i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it. ❜ ❛ i think our orders may have gotten mixed up. ❜ ❛ do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ? ❜
disenchantment prompts: season one
[+] — feel free to adjust wording, pronouns, etc.
1x01: “A PRINCESS, AN ELF AND A DEMON WALK INTO A BAR”
“I’m actually hoping for death. Thanks, though!“ "I thought that I’d get married for true love or because I was wasted.” “First off, not a ghost. Ghosts are losers that got murdered. I’m a demon.” “Your whining really turns me on.” “I wanna taste something other than sweetness.” “I’d rather die a big death than live a small life.” “You know that little voice in your head that tells you to do the right thing? I’m the guy yelling over it.” “I never said I’m your friend.” “Well, I like war, but I wouldn’t say I love it.” “Times when you really shouldn’t are exactly when you really should.” “I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies and I came out perfect.” “I’m not here to answer cat questions.” “I’ve never had a nightmare. Is this one?” “Cool night air, sky full of stars. This sucks. How much further?” “Hey, he’s making fun of my dreams! That’s what friends do!” “You can sleep down by my feet. I call it the friend zone.” “Pardon my language, but destiny is baloney!”
1x02: “FOR WHOM THE PIG OINKS”
“You don’t scare me. I was born scared!” “Your cruddy life is worth living! And so is mine, if you live.” “I know. It felt weird when I said it.” “I don’t see anyone else storming your castle, princess.” “Uh, you know what? I’m just not comfortable with murder.” “Selfish? Maybe. But cruel? Eh, also maybe.” “I must admit, the quantity blood exceeded my expectations.” “That’s not fair! You’re playing to your strengths and not mine!”
1x03: “THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS”
“What a naughty night we had.” “May I interest you in a joy ride?” “Get ready. Next week, we’re going to try arson.” “You know they prey on the weak in prison? At least, I intend to.” “I’m kinda scared to try this. Will you peer pressure me?” “That is the most fun I’ve ever had without remembering a single moment of it.” “Trust me! I haven’t led you astray in minutes.” “I guess I’m gonna do this, unless someone talks me out of it.” “If I spend any more time with my family they’re going to start asking me why I’m not married.” “This is not good for my hangover.” “Great, you’re gonna make me be the good guy? Ugh, I hate that.” “Like I said on our first date, nothing could be worse than this.”
1x04: “CASTLE PARTY MASSACRE”
“You doing anything weird in here I said “no” about?” “Just making murder plans with my cat.” “If I find so much as a misplaced hair when I come back, I’ll cut off your arm.” “Dude. Decide what you want, drink ‘til you have the nerve to go for it, then keep drinking so the inevitable rejection doesn’t hurt so bad.” “I didn’t know you were interesting.” “Let’s make this night so legendary they caution children about it.” “I’m gonna march up and say something I’ll have figured out by the time I get there.” “Nice! She drank her way out of depression like a pro.”
1x05: “FASTER, PRINCESS! KILL! KILL!”
“You have got to learn to read the room.” “How dare you bring logic into God’s house?” “You know, I would have left willingly!” “Sorry. I’m done threatening you.” “This ain’t about my impulse control.” “You’re a good-for-nothing, and you’re good at nothing.” “Just remember, this job is easier than it looks.” “Every time I turn my head away, something bad happens.” “I would not kiss me right now.” “If you’re gonna crawl back, can I ride you like a horse?” “Are you crazy or under a curse?” “I’m not sure I can do this. I’ve never killed anyone before. (Who wasn’t trying to kill me first. Or bother me. Or marry me.)” “This is a goddamn solemn occasion so shut the hell up, all right?” “What is wrong with you? It’s like you WANT me to cut your head off.” “Every time that girl gets a little responsibility somebody winds up alive.” “I suck. The only thing I’m good at is sitting on this rock and crying.” “I’m confused. Does he want to die?” “I like this, but as a friend.” “All right, the creepy laughter has to stop before we can have a real conversation.” “You did it. You finally killed someone intentionally. I’m so proud of you.”
1x06: “SWAMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE”
“It’s drunk and I’m late. We better sneak in quietly.” “Oh floor, you’re always there for me. So supportive. Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.” “I’d like to have a role to play in your life. I’m tired of feeling useless.” “You’re a great writer! I read your diary.” “I’ll bring you what you deserve.” “Hey, I’m an enabler. There’s a big difference.” “Just once can we go on a family vacation without having to run away screaming?” “I hope you can sense my sarcasm through your drunken haze.” “See, this is why I always tell you not to try things.”
1x07: “LOVE’S TENDER RAMPAGE”
“If you could be any mythical creature, what would it be?” “We should go home before we pass out in the street. Again.” “I haven’t lived long enough to give up on my dreams yet.” “I can’t believe he stuck to his story no matter how hard I laughed.” “Why would I do you any favors?” “Don’t try to be my friend.” “What are you coming to me for? We don’t got that kind of relationship.” “Make room on the dance floor, cause I’m full of shrimp and I need to lay down.” “What can I say? I’m attracted to people who are good at their job.” “None of this would’ve happened if you’d just told the truth!” “I lied because I was too insecure to admit I tried to kiss you.”
1x08: “THE LIMITS OF IMMORTALITY”
"Entertainment is just a tool that pacifies the masses and leads to the decay and ultimate collapse of civilization. Let’s clap along!” “I prefer to stay safe the old fashioned way: running like a coward.” “I’d rather die than listen to this.” “Immortality is a curse. When life is endless, so is everything else.” “What part of "no thanks” do you not understand?“ "I didn’t save you so much as you fell on me.” “Unlike other villains, I shan’t be telling you my plan. Good day.” “I am all about the easy way.” “Eh, I’ve beheld better.” “Now the only pain is humiliation.” “Forty-five years of necromancing have led me to this moment.” “See you in hell, weirdo!” “You know, I’m profoundly lonely, but I think you should leave.”
1x09: “TO THINE OWN ELF BE TRUE”
“Where is the monster I married?” “I’m not a god. I’m not even a healthy man.” “We lost him, but cured his headache.” “How can you keep messing up a recipe with two ingredients?” “Lying to me in any other way but flattery is a mortal crime!” “You know, I just realized something: You’re the reason I have a drinking problem.” “Nice typical reaction, Mr. Predictable.” “I wish you the best of luck embarrassing some other kingdom.” “I found him! Wait a minute. It’s just three quarters of a dead raccoon.” “You do realize you’re still hitting me?” “Hey, hey, hey. Slow down, champ. Oh, god I’m turning into my bartender.” “You’re never gonna be whole until you figure out who you really are, and there’s only one way to find the answer.” “I can’t go home! It’ll wreck my image as a total badass.” “I smell cocoa, caramel and conformity.” “I owe you an apology. Relatively speaking, you’re a badass.” “It’s times like this I wish I had 3,000 fists.” “I’ll be watching. And judging. And generalizing.” “I’ve been meaning to—but the thing is, I—so you see—well, I’m glad we had this talk. How about you talk now?” “I’m down to my second to last emergency flask, so let’s have a toast.” “I was waiting to tell you until after I was dead, so I wouldn’t have to tell you.” “Hey! Nobody calls me [name] except my best friends, and my worst enemies.” “Ah, screw team spirit.” “It’s okay. I always wanted to go out when I was still young and hot.” “Oh, man. If this is sadness, I don’t like it one bit.” “Nothing you can do can fix this!” “I don’t even think it’s real. It’s just some myth in a book.” “You lied to me and betrayed me! Get out!” “Well, hey, good thing is, I swiped the only thing he cares about.” “That’s gotta make you feel a little better, right?” “Sorry, it’s just… you have snot, like, all over your face.” “Just close your eyes and don’t think too much."
1x10: “DREAMLAND FALLS”
"I had to choose you.” “Thank you for your kind gasps.” “They taught me the fine art of stabbing.” “It’s just too painful seeing the truth all the time.” “I blame myself, cause I didn’t even notice.” “I’m much more embarrassed than I am aroused.” “Ha! I foresee trouble in someone’s future.” “What a horrific day you’ve had. Let’s have too much wine and forget about it all.” “I can’t believe I’m reduced to talking to you.” “It’s gonna be another long, lonely night.” “How did you get like this?” “Pour a drink, light a cigar, and hand ‘em both to me.” “This is where I come to clear my head. Or to sleep it off.” “It’s almost like you were never away.” “Can you steer my stumbles in the direction of the bed?” “I have to take action. I hate action!” “My clothes are really heavy. Can we have this conversation sitting down?” “I used to spend many nights up here, watching the stars, the moon, the neighbors.” “The truth has been right under your nose the whole time.” “You know, we could’ve just gone to marriage counseling.” “I do know how to pick 'em, don’t I?” “I should be the one killing everyone. I should be the one creeping everyone out.” “It was the only way to get you to stop talking.” “I guess the only bright side is, now I got nothing left to lose.”
dimension 20: neverafter.
the following prompts were taken from neverafter, the fifteenth season of dimension 20, an actual play tabletop roleplaying web series, known for its cast of professional comedians & improv artists, with most of the campaigns taking place in a new setting each time. neverafter was based on fairy tales & fables, set in the eponymous lands as the forces of shadow move across the world, & corrupt the tales within. some prompts have been lightly edited for roleplaying suitability. please note ― these prompts may include mentions of blood, cannibalism, war, death, & other things some might find upsetting, as well as indirect spoilers for the season. feel free to change pronouns & prompts as you see fit !
❛ what shadows now lurk in the lands of the neverafter ? ❜
❛ say hi, intrepid heroes ! ❜
❛ & that is the last time there will be levity. ❜
❛ this tale begins anew in the telling, & with that, there is only one way to begin. ❜
❛ any moment now, my true love will come & kiss me, & help me to escape. ❜
❛ you didn’t say there were going to be thorns, dude ! ❜
❛ please, no, don’t leave ! it’s not safe ! ❜
❛ none who have come have been allowed to pass. ❜
❛ all will be well in the land of dreams, [ name. ] ❜
❛ hello ? is anybody else awake ? hello ?! ❜
❛ once we get to the next town, someone will acknowledge our titles. ❜
❛ you ain’t a monster ? what do you look like that for ? ❜
❛ no. no, no, no, we fixed this, though ! ❜
❛ this is sort of unpleasant talk at the table, is it not ? ❜
❛ i didn’t want to say anything, but everyone’s being a bit rude. ❜
❛ you have heard of what now befalls the realms. giants striding in the land, witches, terrible storms, creatures of the sea … ❜
❛ isn’t there something horrifying about the idea that our lives ended the day we wed ? ❜
❛ what would it look like, everything being good ? ❜
❛ to those who help a transformed [ prince / princess / title ] become themselves again, there is much reward. ❜
❛ oh, fucking christ, i can’t keep this up. ❜
❛ you kind of just threw me in a river & took all my clothes ! ❜
❛ my life became incredible, but you really turned the whole kingdom upside down. ❜
❛ who truly knows the nature of such curses ? ❜
❛ i have a list of my ten best friends, & i just want you to know that you just bumped up four places. ❜
❛ we’ll rest the night, but it’s not safe to stop in the woods for long. ❜
❛ my mom says i need to make more age appropriate friends. ❜
❛ i may have made a second wish kind of quickly ... still hadn’t realized that the first wish was so consequential. ❜
❛ i’m going to find [ name ], & everything is fine, they still love me. ❜
❛ so if, momentarily, i could just stay with you at your castle maybe, for two or three years … ? ❜
❛ what’s your curse ? when did it start ? ❜
❛ my curse, well, without getting too deep into the weeds, i was sort of a spoiled brat back in the day … ❜
❛ i wouldn’t cross a witch if i were you, my friend. ❜
❛ if you could just let me in, i could explain everything. ❜
❛ i don’t have anywhere to go if not here. ❜
❛ you lured me in with your own love ? you fucking scam of a [ man / woman ] ! ❜
❛ did you all sit down to a nice dinner while you presumed i was dead ? ❜
❛ it's not a kind place, & it never has been. ❜
❛ they're very wealthy now, & so they draw many people into their fold to fleece, chew up, & spit out. ❜
❛ my entire kingdom has fallen, so i'm not really in touch with anyone. ❜
❛ you will not be able to withstand what comes for me, so you must remain out of sight. ❜
❛ great & many are the forces that conspire against [ us / me. ] ❜
❛ if it's a game you want, then a game you shall have. ❜
❛ you have been telling many lies, [ name. ] i hope you can manage them all. ❜
❛ is it strange to say, friend, that i feel as though i've met you somewhere before ? ❜
❛ did you just kill that guy ? ❜
❛ i will not stand here & hear that you're a monster. ❜
❛ please tell me how you're a monster, too, so that i don't feel so alone. ❜
❛ i'm sorry, i feel like i'm at a disadvantage. i do not have your name. ❜
❛ do you dream of power, riches, wealth ? to be the cleverest, the fairest, the wisest in the land ? ❜
❛ may i ask a favor only in exchange for what i have shown you ? ❜
❛ none who have ventured there have ever returned, not since the times of shadow came. ❜
❛ a mirror inside there wanted to talk to you. ❜
❛ i don't think we are very good at pretending to be royals. ❜
❛ it seems that it takes a great deal of strength just to hold on to what little we might have. ❜
❛ careful, there's werewolves in there. ❜
❛ there are very few & precious chances left for things to be set to right. ❜
❛ perhaps even some of those ways of setting things to right are themselves doors into traps. ❜
❛ many will offer answers. i would trust your heart, & the heart of your companions alone. ❜
❛ the castle is, i don't know if it's completely fallen, but it was certainly … ❜
❛ i bravely fled when things got dodgy. ❜
❛ my guy, i barely know you. ❜
❛ i think sometimes things that are cool & seem fun up front then get real fuckin' nasty like ten minutes in, so … ❜
❛ i am that type of guy, where, when i walk in you go, that guy's pretty handsome. ❜
❛ fairy blood stains forever. ❜
❛ feels like we’re gonna have to kill them. ❜
❛ this spell is a crass & selfish thing. ❜
❛ i told you i was a liability. ❜
❛ what’s that out in the forest ? ❜
❛ i’m fucking scared right now ! ❜
❛ wow. we’re in hell. ❜
❛ you’ve been touched by fairy magic yourself. ❜
❛ even curses are gifts in their own right. ❜
❛ what do you imagine my gift would have been if it had all not gone so wrong ? ❜
❛ stop using me to hide, they'll kill me ! ❜
❛ don't you want the kind of life i can provide ? ❜
❛ they've taken your true love from you. ❜
❛ magic was never yours, magic is ours ! ❜
❛ tell [ name ] that i did cool stuff so that they love me again. ❜
❛ something that's very important to note in this situation ― i'm little, & i'm small. ❜
❛ the old gods will fight the new. ❜
❛ my little [ name ], they have lied to you. ❜
❛ i don't know what i want. i don't want this ! ❜
❛ will you remember ? ❜
❛ we never should've gotten involved in this, [ name. ] ❜
❛ this is no place for a prince & a princess. ❜
❛ it's not too late for you. ❜
❛ you gonna kill me again ? 'cause if you're going to kill me again, i'll leave right now. ❜
❛ [ name ], it's different now. the world's different now. it's not like it was. ❜
❛ i don't understand why you would fail this egregiously. ❜
❛ you seem disappointed in my gifts. ❜
❛ you seem to think that those powers i've given you were not enough for you. ❜
❛ i don't want to do this anymore. ❜
❛ i would not consider it an unkindness for you to release me from this trap here. ❜
❛ i feel like i've been here before, haven't i ? ❜
❛ it's part of the trickster thing, really. y'know, you die a lot. ❜
❛ i think it seems fun & it seems correct to just fuck it all up. ❜
❛ no one say anything they're not going to be able to take back in the morning. ❜
❛ i'm not a hero. i'm a piece of shit, like you are. ❜
❛ i, for one, think that it is me who should go back & join this grand adventure that now unfolds. ❜
❛ farewell, friend. good hunting out there. keep sharp, keep clever. ❜
❛ everything's always good when we're on our own. ❜
❛ many of the places that are meant to keep us safe are cages. ❜
❛ [ name ], you're a story. ❜
❛ people like you & me, we're not really supposed to know about each other. we're not really supposed to find out how bad of a deal we got. ❜
❛ it's not necessarily fair, it's not necessarily right, but it is what it is. ❜
❛ i don't believe that destiny is unthinking & unfeeling. i believe that destiny is a project, & that there are entities responsible for it. ❜
❛ the times of once upon a time are vast, they are many, but they do not go on forever. ❜
❛ do not take the crimes of those who have manipulated us & put them at the feet of the world. ❜
❛ it's our time to write the story, & we're going to make the world how we want it. ❜
❛ okay, stop being coy & just make an introduction already. ❜
❛ i guess you just make me do really crazy stuff, & that i feel like i need something really noble to justify doing it. ❜
❛ your gifts are monstrous. i don't think i can look at myself in the mirror. ❜
❛ oh god. how am i going to make this right ? ❜
❛ none of this was supposed to happen. ❜
❛ we need to find what has corrupted [ name's / your ] mind, & we need to change [ them / you ] back. ❜
❛ what happened to your dick & balls ? ❜
❛ i think you look good ! … i wasn't flirting with you. ❜
❛ oh, that [ man / woman ] is bleeding. [ he / she ] probably needs my help & / or seduction. ❜
❛ you know, there's a difference between privacy & secrecy. ❜
❛ women love grand gestures, & they matter forever. ❜
❛ i feel like something was pulling me to you. does that make any sense to you ? ❜
❛ i guess all along it was really obvious that i was never royalty, huh ? ❜
❛ well, i wasn't expecting you to crawl your way out of that pit you dug for yourself. ❜
❛ am i charmed or am i frightened ? i don't know, both of them ? ❜
❛ we're all on our own in the dark, little one. ❜
❛ look, i get it. everyone raised you & told you you were gonna be beautiful, & charming, & good at singing & dancing, & now you're a fucking monster. ❜
❛ am i always supposed to be scared ? ❜
❛ it's been pretty dangerous around here. i wouldn't mind going somewhere else for a while. ❜
❛ it was a non - sexual adult sleepover. ❜
❛ they're going to know it was me, aren't they ? ❜
❛ true love isn't real ! don't worry about it ! ❜
❛ i'm going to die alone, & so is everybody else, isn't it great ? ❜
❛ are you hoping to come to my world, or are you hoping that i cross through the doorway into your world ? ❜
❛ i did not summon you to speak to me ! ❜
❛ now you have truly outlived your use. ❜
❛ where'd you go, buddy ? where did you go when i needed you most, my friend ? ❜
❛ you're the only one who lived ! we all fucking died ! ❜
❛ i got a good thing going now, okay ? things are nice. ❜
❛ i don't know if my story is about anything. it just sort of happens to me. ❜
❛ are our stories more susceptible to being corrupted ? ❜
❛ look, what would you have done, okay ? clearly things were not working out. what was i going to do ? ❜
❛ how nice ! everyone loves a fucking underdog ! ❜
❛ i saw this kind of monstrous thing with people crawling under its skin. ❜
❛ i have a very complicated relationship with wolves. ❜
❛ you're my best friend, & i lied to you, & i know how fucked up that is. ❜
❛ they're fine with all the bad things that have ever happened to us. ❜
❛ i'm worried that the reason that bad things happen to good people is because it's a good story. ❜
❛ shouldn't be leaving doors open. not while i'm around. ❜
❛ maybe you shouldn't trust in yourself so much. ❜
❛ it's like every time i fail or have a misstep, i suffer the ultimate consequences, & that doesn't happen to others, & i want to know why. ❜
❛ what was the goal ? why did i have to suffer ? ❜
❛ this is a terrible mistake you have made. i thought you had learned your lesson. ❜
❛ why are you trying to stop me ? ❜
❛ sometimes you need to lie, to save someone, or to keep someone safe. ❜
❛ i should never have made you. ❜
❛ i don't know why, but they want to keep us apart. ❜
❛ you don’t wish for me to have love or friendship or joy. ❜
❛ you always think that you know what's best. there's no room for anything else. ❜
❛ why are you taking this tone with me ? ❜
❛ you have some complaints. i assume they are complaints about things you don't like about your life. ❜
❛ i am trying as hard as i can to get us back to happily ever after. ❜
❛ i understand that there may be issues you have with your story. it does end in happily ever after. ❜
❛ when i am dead, eat of my flesh, & you will be strong enough to wander the woods on your own & return home. ❜
❛ the woodsman is not coming. ❜
❛ something's gone seriously wrong. ❜
❛ so you want us all to go back to the way things were ? ❜
❛ i met death, & death wants me to live ! ❜
❛ what is this barbarism ? ❜
❛ if that had been my childhood, i would want to be at balls every day. ❜
❛ it's insane, it's maddening. i'm going crazy here. why are you cool with this ? ❜
❛ sounds like you were starved for attention from your parents. ❜
❛ do you think that you found true love, or do you think that you just found the first person that could turn you back into what you were ? ❜
❛ it's been a long time since i've been to a ball. ❜
❛ it was never supposed to get this complicated. it was never supposed to get this strange. ❜
❛ you think it's bad now ? i'm cooking something up even worse. ❜
❛ they are not going to, if they are decent, going to allow you to live in misery. ❜
❛ i knew that you were jealous ! you're a spiteful brat ! ❜
❛ there are those who know. i will find out why this has happened. ❜
❛ if you will agree to give me one favor of yours, binding, maybe i tell you why your life is so rotten. ❜
❛ i give you something now which will break you, because you have asked for it, & let this be a lesson to be careful what you ask for. ❜
❛ you made me to be a monster, & i never had a choice. ❜
❛ every bad thing that happened to me was planned from the start. ❜
❛ i don't think i like your story. i don't think i like any stories. ❜
❛ don't fucking sing right now. ❜
❛ it is a foul thing to attempt to eat another creature ― unless, of course, they have done something warranting eating. ❜
❛ tell me, what tale of mine, what manner of my reputation reached you, that you would travel all this way to propose marriage ? ❜
❛ i will not be called brave, for i hid in my house & they in theirs, & they are dead, & i draw breath. ❜
❛ [ name ], take the heat off of me. i can't interact with this guy. ❜
❛ i'm really excited to see how your kids turn out. if it's a boy i bet he'll have his [ mother's / father's ] eyes, & his [ mother's / father's ] stick up his ass ! ❜
❛ i rather think that my soon - to - be spouse takes me for a fool. ❜
❛ you have come in here, & made an offer of love to a very lonely & dangerous person. ❜
❛ it's just, sometimes how chipper & sweet you are just doesn't feel like it's appropriate for the world as it is now. ❜
❛ that was like, exactly what i did not want to see. ❜
❛ no, no, no, no more versions of this story. not here, not this world nor any. ❜
❛ this is the biggest & baddest thing in all of fairy tale, & you want to set it free. ❜
❛ wasn't everything taken from you by this creature ? ❜
❛ you will thank me for what i have done this day. ❜
❛ not lightly do i let anyone place a spell upon me. ❜
❛ sometimes things are too late to be rewritten or undone, but there are more blank pages ahead of us, [ name. ] ❜
❛ i think no one ever asked me if i wanted these rules. ❜
❛ something about the smell of your magic lets me know that there is a beast like me that walks in your shadow. ❜
❛ wishes are dangerous things. ❜
❛ i do hate things that come in threes. ❜
❛ when your last moment comes, i will be waiting. never forget this. ❜
❛ i keep my own counsel, & my ways are my own. ❜
❛ there is no preparation you can make to anticipate what manner they will receive you in, nor what their goals or aims will be if they deign to speak with you. ❜
❛ the god of a thing, the bearer of a thing, the herald of a thing, is not the thing itself. ❜
❛ let's also not, like, sell our souls instantly. ❜
❛ this is someone else making a pact without you having any say in it. this is someone else wielding your power. ❜
❛ i am not here to prevent creatures from seeking the end of another story. ❜
❛ i don't appear in stories that are about me. i don't have stories of my own. ❜
❛ what did you devote your life to before this moment ? ❜
❛ there should be no stopping. rest will only invite the cold. ❜
❛ i am hated in these lands, as i am in most lands. ❜
❛ do we have a story of why the hell we're here ? ❜
❛ they are trying with all of their might to return the world to the path of destiny, a destiny that i, for one, do not agree with, & did not choose. ❜
❛ i had to escape an entire kingdom made of thorns. ❜
❛ we all must become cunning & wise in our time, to survive these worlds. ❜
❛ i know that there is more disagreement amongst them than there is amongst us. ❜
❛ when you don't have any choices, nothing is your fault if anything goes wrong. ❜
❛ the fear that you will make some choice that does some wrong within the world is exactly what your enemies are hoping will stop you. ❜
❛ i would not have chosen to gain this knowledge through the horrors i have endured. ❜
❛ [ name ], stop smelling it with your whole face ! ❜
❛ how did you come to awaken ? how did you come to understand the knowledge above ? ❜
❛ i panicked & offered them my hand in marriage. but don't worry ! nothing happened. ❜
❛ & you can tell, there are so many people here that think that they are the main character of a story. ❜
❛ [ name ], do you promise not to be mad at me ? ❜
❛ [ name ], you are still making a first impression. ❜
❛ what's the difference between destiny & what we think the story of our life should be ? ❜
❛ i asked you a yes or no question. you gave me a mental health assignment. ❜
❛ [ name ], can i just say, i feel like you've gotten creepier as this adventure has gone on. ❜
❛ hey, you know, i do think you're funny, just not intentionally. ❜
❛ my organs don't work anymore, & that was gut punching. ❜
❛ oh, you want a villain ? i'll show you a villain. ❜
❛ if they wanted to kill us, we'd be dead, but they want to control us. ❜
❛ work with, & take advantage of are two very different things. much to consider. ❜
❛ you don't have to carry that shame. ❜
❛ oh god, that was like the worst thing you could've said. ❜
❛ yes, my marriage is in shambles. ❜
❛ witches who moonlight as queens are not my favorite. ❜
❛ oh, [ name ], you are going to eat your fucking words about this place ! ❜
❛ you know there's nothing i love more than a good boy time. you know i used to be the king of the good boy time. ❜
❛ [ name ], we can't do this anymore, man ! ❜
❛ i've known you for two seconds, & you bit me, hard ! ❜
❛ so ideally, how this turns out is you feed me human meat ? that's the ideal scenario for you ? ❜
❛ oh, okay, now everyone wants to listen to [ name ] ! now everyone doesn't want to stab [ name ] ! ❜
❛ are you a witch ? how can you speak to me in my mind like this ? ❜
❛ something about me screaming gibberish makes people realize what matters most to them. ❜
❛ [ name ], you have debased yourself with this vile new form ! ❜
❛ this is what i'm here for, to do the little dumb things. ❜
❛ [ name ], why don't you focus on not drowning ? ❜
❛ this is a trolley problem situation. do you kill yourself or all of your friends ? ❜
❛ [ name ], it's not a time for explosives ! ❜
❛ fuck you, fuck you ! i tried to be your friend ! ❜
❛ there are hard feelings. please, allow me to make amends. ❜
❛ i was trying to angle to get [ name / title ] killed ! ❜
❛ you were in love with … they were literally about to let you die. ❜
❛ i know we're in the middle of the ocean, but even so, that's pretty thirsty. ❜
❛ i think i should've let them stab you. ❜
❛ did you want some whiskey & bubblegum ? i just had some. ❜
❛ is your life supposed to be good ? ❜
❛ it seems kind of hard to be you. ❜
❛ you know, i hear a lot about this true love, & to me, if the love's true, why are they marrying another, & not you ? ❜
❛ i thought there was a chance that things would be gruesome enough here that you would still do the deed & plunge the dagger in. ❜
❛ it's hard to know if [ they're / you're ] actually good, or if [ they're / you're ] just young & hot & look cool with weapons. ❜
❛ i might be happy to give you a word of advice or caution, but i'm not in the habit of doing anything helpful for free. ❜
❛ if it turns out i was helpful, tell them to sing songs of me. ❜
❛ i didn't put them up to this. i know it seems like the type of thing i would do, but i didn't. ❜
❛ i found your body in the other world. ❜
❛ i know that you've been dealing with all of this for much longer than i've been dealing with it, & i'm sorry that i made you do that alone. ❜
❛ i don't know that you've done anything so horrifying that it warrants forgiveness, but i accept the apology. ❜
❛ i think the way i was brought up led me to believe that at the end of extraordinary & unprecedented things, you just sort of float, like a lily pad on a pond. but it never really stops, ❜
❛ there's a whole lot left in that ever after. ❜
❛ if you had never found me, if i hadn't been able to come here, what would you be doing now ? ❜
❛ if i didn't know you were out there fighting, i wouldn't have done it. ❜
❛ i am utterly disappointed. i really thought that you would see reason before the end, & you have not. ❜
❛ you have to figure, at a certain point, even money it's cursed, & it's just not worth the effort. ❜
❛ i think as long as i'm around, the old stories of me will be around, & as long as they are around, nothing can be good. ❜
❛ i know that this is a bleak banner under which we fight. i know that. will you at least think on it ? ❜
❛ you seem to be very troubled with questions of the cosmos & great forces in the world. ❜
❛ you can kneel down on this floor & let me devour you, or i can just do it anyway. ❜
❛ i am not your keeper. you came to this castle freely. you may do as you wish, ❜
❛ everyone you ever knew who told you that they would keep you safe as long as you behaved was already hurting you. ❜
❛ no one else is looking out for anyone. they're all just keeping you in line. ❜
❛ live your life without apology, [ name. ] it is never wrong to tell the truth about what you are. ❜
❛ say it ! if you have something to say, say it ! ❜
❛ hey, i apologize, all right ? i've had a hard time, & i've come out the other side differently than you. ❜
❛ it's an insane social interaction, because you're trying to talk to someone who you're fucking scared of ! ❜
❛ i fucked up ! i told them everything ! ❜
❛ [ name ], i didn't get any information & i think i made them more suspicious ! ❜
❛ i need to eat my feelings ! ❜
❛ really quick, are we going to have to try to break back in here to save our friends ? ❜
❛ i've never hated my own voice more. ❜
❛ our social graces really backfired on us this time. ❜
❛ another world is possible, & we have a different option for moving forward. ❜
❛ i'm going to choke the life out of you, you simpering old fool. ❜
❛ it was a really weird situation, because these were, like, these really high status people, & it felt hard to disagree with them, & really confusing to navigate. ❜
❛ the winter is going to eat [ them / you / me ], so who cares ? ❜
❛ a bunch of hot bitches with cool powers squatting in a dead person's castle ? can we agree that that was weird ? ❜
❛ we have left where my horse brain can go. ❜
❛ if you wish to do it in one night, you could simply talk to the moon & ask her to tell the sun not to rise. ❜
❛ okay, so we rode the fucking wind one time. ❜
❛ lost something very precious, didn't we, [ name ] ? ❜
❛ [ name ], what the fuck ? did you even try to talk to them ? ❜
❛ i tried talking to them ! they said they wanted to eat us ! ❜
❛ excuse you ! stop casting spells on me, very rude ! ❜
❛ heartbreak only makes us better. ❜
❛ many have claimed that for the strength i wield, i must be the child of giants. ❜
❛ this is the best puppet show i've ever been to. ❜
❛ never fear, never fear ! brighter days are here ! ❜
❛ i'll have to kill you. you know that, right ? we're at a point where you just have to be brave, or i have to kill you. ❜
❛ next time i see [ them / you ], i'm going to fucking kill [ them / you. ] ❜
❛ [ name ], do you imagine that life is pleasant with you running away from me ? ❜
❛ wow, you know how to make a [ girl / boy ] feel special. ❜
❛ stop rooting for your child to hit me. ❜
❛ if you loved me, you would understand ! these people revere me ! ❜
❛ you got everything you want in this life, & you look miserable. ❜
❛ i did these things to make people happy ! i did them so they wouldn't think i was a fool ! ❜
❛ i'm a breath away from dying, & i'm running away from it constantly. ❜
❛ i did that for you because i love you. ❜
❛ [ name ], this is what rock bottom looks like ! ❜
❛ you're the last person i know from my kingdom at all. ❜
❛ make this worth it. ❜
❛ why are you just whispering piss to yourself ? ❜
❛ this is another mark against them, that they didn't take you under their wing. ❜
❛ i don't know that the being that put me here fears much at all. ❜
❛ i think that [ they / you ] responded to [ their / your ] pain by trying to destroy everything. ❜
❛ if you want me to be bad, i'll be the worst that you've ever seen. ❜
❛ the harp is a powerful enchanted object. it is capable of lulling great beings into enchanted slumber, but also potentially of awakening those who have been so cursed. ❜
❛ your third wish will kill you. ❜
❛ i'm always wary when i go to sleep that i won't wake up for another hundred years, but that's just how it goes. ❜
❛ shouldn't we just get to make our own stories ? ❜
❛ sometimes it feels like in my social interactions i set up hurdles that other people aren't willing to jump. ❜
❛ the mind loves to take hardships & turn them into puzzles, i find. ❜
❛ this has been fun. but something's going to have to change at some point. ❜
❛ you win your war, & then what ? ❜
❛ i'm going to have so much shit to talk tomorrow. ❜
❛ you can't run away, because you'll be running away your whole life. you've got to stand up for yourself. ❜
❛ what the fuck are you doing ? get out of here ! ❜
❛ to change the world is the stuff of nightmares. ❜
❛ it is a horrifying responsibility to think that because things cannot remain the same, each & every one of us must shoulder some responsibility for how they will become different. ❜
❛ oh, you seem rather upset. is now a bad time ? ❜
❛ i think that what matters now is that we make that sacrifice matter. ❜
❛ i have a feeling i can just take the lead on this one. ❜
❛ i know you choose no side, but still would ask for your help. ❜
❛ what's this you carry with you ? ❜
❛ you are something, i think, very pure. not so much a person. more like a spirit, yes ? ❜
❛ they are eternal, vast, cosmic. everything about our world, they create. do you want to know something, though ? i've watched countless of them die, & i'm still here. ❜
❛ they can take their hands to come in & change something about you. but if you are strong, you go back to the way you were. ❜
❛ a name is a powerful thing to give. how much would you give for a name ? ❜
❛ you know, with a gift, it is the thought that counts, & i like for a gift to hurt to give. ❜
❛ you guys got to get the fuck out of here. you see that thing ? i could fuck it up, but you guys are toast. ❜
❛ okay, well, there's a huge bird over there, & he's kind of freaking me out, so go fuck yourself ? ❜
❛ you're royalty. friends are probably pretty expendable, right ? ❜
❛ what would you be willing to give for what you seek, & would you give it to me ? ❜
❛ i know that you do not know them now, but they are your true love. it is written. ❜
❛ don't you think i want to fall in love ? ❜
❛ it is your duty to accept your destiny. ❜
❛ why do you feel so worthy to have your happily ever after without the sorrows of your own story ? ❜
❛ you want only those sweet things promised to those who suffer. ❜
❛ you think i don't know that you're only cruel to make them look better ? ❜
❛ how are you different from them, & how are they different from you ? ❜
❛ what if you make your own choices, & thanks to those choices, you lead a lonely, desperate, terrifying, & sorrowful life ? ❜
❛ hey, this is a really weird thing & i'm just going to go there. can i give you a hug ? ❜
❛ it is as sad to lose as it is wonderful to have. ❜
❛ you know what the reward for seizing your own destiny is ? you know what all of that freedom gives you ? fear. ❜
❛ all you had to do was tell the truth. now your reward is pain. ❜
❛ i am going to call them here, & when they come, i am going to burst from the world they made to hold me & kill them. ❜
❛ what would you give for a chance to write this story a different way ? ❜
❛ i do fear that if i don't write my own story, it will start writing itself. ❜
❛ you've stepped out to die, [ name. ] ❜
❛ what would you be willing to give to find the path through this place ? ❜
❛ you're just going to waltz into my life & turn it around ? ❜
❛ you are too late. turn from this place. i wish you no harm. ❜
❛ i have another way. all i'm asking is you hear me out. ❜
❛ i know what it means to have something taken away from you, & to feel like you'll never get it back. ❜
❛ i don't want my story to end here. ❜
❛ which side do you wanna be on right now ? ❜
❛ everybody but me is going to die here ! ❜
❛ it would be an honor to die by your hands. ❜
❛ [ name ], it's all lost. the kingdom is gone. our home is gone. ❜
❛ this is the apocalypse. this is the end of everything. ❜
❛ when you look at your destiny & you see that the most important part of your life was something that happened to you, why would you fight to save that ? ❜
❛ everything was a lie before. there is no just, happy ending. things don't just end. ❜
❛ everything, everything cycles & it just, it doesn't have to be the way that it was. ❜
❛ without that situation on top of us, would we ever have been friends ? ❜
❛ i've had just about enough of you wretched creatures ! ❜
❛ i have my mission. i know what must be done. ❜
❛ i expected no one more than you to understand. ❜
❛ i expected no one more than you to want to live. ❜
❛ there is no happy ending for you anymore. there is only what must be done. ❜
❛ you must wake up ! ❜
❛ the world you want, it's not worth fighting for anymore. ❜
❛ maybe you should be paying attention to people other than yourself ! ❜
❛ get your hands off me ! i'm fucking royalty ! ❜
❛ i don't know what you're trying to do. please let me fix this before it's too late. ❜
❛ you know, i always thought that story should've gone my way. ❜
❛ why are you even hanging with these people ? they don't like you, & they're very mean to you. ❜
❛ they don't invite [ you / me ] to anything except when they need [ you / me. ] ❜
❛ do you really want to be the bad guy forever ? do you like that ? ❜
❛ who cares what i want ? ❜
❛ you see what is here ! what is your will in the face of this ? ❜
❛ what's the point of magic if you can't rewrite destiny ? ❜
❛ things have been fucked up, & a lot of that's your fault ! ❜
❛ i die a winner ! ❜
❛ this isn't your fight. it never was your fight. ❜
❛ some things must not be allowed. ❜
❛ i did always find your rudeness somewhat charming. ❜
❛ i was going to destroy them. i was going to stop them from ever hurting us again. ❜
❛ you & me, in our story, we don't learn anything & we never change. ❜
❛ i do love you. ❜
❛ what're you going to do with your destiny ? ❜
❛ i think my first wish is that i would wish to wander with you. ❜
𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐔𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝟑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ASTARION EDITION ⟶ part two / part one
“what a pretty thing. i imagine it’s dangerous - most pretty things are.”
“i already apologised. what more do you want?”
“flowers are so overrated. they’re bright, gaudy, and almost never make good poisons.”
“let’s not make trouble for some stranger. we have our own problems.”
“we should do something about this threat.”
“i was worried people might turn up with torches and pitchforks.”
“i have been in more unsettling places than this, but not many.”
“i can go all night with the flattery, but is that really all you want?”
“oh, i like that answer. yes, let’s go with that.”
“gods! do you have any idea how much that hurt?”
“ah, drink it in - that sweet, sweet chaos.”
“cheeky little pup.”
“you know, we could always make our own entertainment, darling. get a little closer, so to speak.”
“wait, don’t interrupt them - let me do it.”
“i do appreciate you trying to fix your mistake, just don’t do it again.”
“urgh, really? of all the things you could think of - that?”
“well, go on. give them a nibble.”
“i must see this. don’t you dare say no.”
“looks like that’s going to bruise.”
“a waste of perfectly good treasure.”
“well - yes. it was a joke.”
“what in all the hells is going on? it felt like a bloody earthquake!”
“i can fight with all my weapons - teeth included.”
“no, i won’t kill them! well, maybe [ name ].”
“you want to just team up with some blood-stained killer?! because i’m fine with that.”
“i like this one’s approach. a little genocidal, but effective.”
“here’s my little treat with their cheeks all flushed. you’ll come to my bed tonight, won’t you?”
“the last thing i want to do is ruin this nails digging through rock.”
“uh, i’m all for thieving, but let’s not be hasty. steal this and they will notice.”
“oh, good. puns. because clowns aren’t enough of a horror already.”
“can we kill them? please? pretty please?”
“gods, what now? do you have a tax collector on your tail?
“oh that’s grotesque. don’t stare - you’ll only encourage it.”
“what in the wretched hells was that?!”
“what’s so funny? you haven’t got some laughing curse, have you?”
“how delicious.”
“next time? no no no, if there is a ‘next time’, i’ll be the one aiming the all-powerful weapon, thank you.”
“each their own, i suppose… although i am right.”
“the blood, the screaming - ah, just thinking about it makes me smile.”
“yes - all right - that’s more than enough comfort and support, thank you.”
“i’m not easily impressed by people, but you’re stronger than i gave you credit for.”
“...i just need to get some air, clear my head.”
“my, my. who knew our friend had so much blood in them?”
“you have a manner of irresistible desperation about you. i like it.”
“i’m open to suggestions: knifes, poison, strangulation, whatever you prefer.”
“no no - it’s not what it looks like, i swear!”
“do you think you could trust me a little further?”
“i shall be gentle as a babe.”
“gods, how are we not there yet? my feet are killing me.”
“step one of starting a conversation: think before you speak.”
“since when yielding’s been an option? gut the little rodent.”
// Alright, I'm off tomorrow so I should be active and get some writing done. You should totally send me stuff in so I can get the juices flowing again :3
// Hello, friends! Sorry that I disappeared. Work has been crazy and I've had very little time and energy 😭
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
i rewatched the etern.als. and then i got thinkin. and now you guys are on the receiving end of more protective prompts, but these little beauties are aimed more for the act of actually saving a life! bon appetit!
DIALOGUE PROMPTS.
“ what the hell were you thinking?! you could’ve been killed! “
“ hey! get away from them! “
“ if you wanna hurt them, you’re going to have to get through me, first. “
“ you underestimate how much you mean to me. i wasn’t about to let them hurt you. and i certainly wasn’t about to let them even consider killing you. “
“ i told you before. i’m not gonna let anything in this world nor the next harm you. “
“ you need to get out of here! go! i’ll buy you some more time! “
“ what are you doing?! i told you, get out of here! now! “
“ get it through your head, i’m not gonna just leave you here! “
“ now’s not the time to play the martyr, got it? you’ve got a good long life ahead of you, and i intend to keep it that way. “
“ you need to go now, okay? don’t worry. i’ve got this. they’ll want to be trying a lot harder if they want to keep me from protecting you. “
“ don’t worry about me; are YOU okay? “
“ damnit, [NAME]! i TOLD you not to play the hero! “
“ i can look after myself, you know. but… i do appreciate you stepping in back there. you saved my life. “
“ why are you so invested in keeping me alive? “
“ that was for saving my life. “
“ it’s alright, they’re gone now… are you alright? hey, look at me; are you hurt at all? “
“ are you insane?! run! “
“ were you preoccupied, or did you just really want a dramatic heroic entrance before you saved my ass? “
“ are you okay? “
“ yeah, yeah, i’m okay… are you okay? “
“ hey! why don’t you try picking on someone your own size! “
“ hurry! take my hand! “
“ get in the car! now! “
“ i’m sorry i was late… are you alright? they didn’t hurt you too badly, did they? “
ACTION PROMPTS.
add a “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles around!
[ SHIELD ]: sender uses their own body to shield the receiver from an attack.
[ EMBRACE ]: sender quickly wraps the receiver in a protective hug and turns so the sender’s back might take on the brunt of an on-coming attack.
[ SHOVE ]: seeing the receiver is in immediate danger, the sender runs to them and shoves them out of the line of fire.
[ YANK ]: seeing the receiver is in immediate danger, the sender hastily grabs them and pulls them against them, out of harm’s way.
[ TACKLE ]: sender physically tackles the receiver out of the line of fire.
[ THROW ]: sender throws themselves between the receiver and an on-coming attack, taking on an injury that might have been fatal to the receiver otherwise.
[ DISTRACT ]: sender causes a distraction to draw the receiver’s attacker/s away from them.
[ FIGHT ]: just as the receiver is about to be attacked, the sender arrives suddenly and begins to physically fight off their assailant.
[ CATCH ]: sender manages to intervene and catch the falling receiver before they fall to their death.
[ SACRIFICE ]: sender sacrifices themselves, either fatally or otherwise, in order to save the receiver’s life.
[ HIDE ]: sender quickly pulls the receiver into a hiding place, hiding them from their pursuers.
[ KILL ]: sender, seeing the receiver in immediate and intentionally fatal danger, intervenes by killing their assailant before they can kill the receiver.
[ INCAPACITATE ]: sender, seeing the receiver in immediate danger, intervenes by knocking out their assailant before they can harm the receiver.
[ AFAR ]: sender, having been watching the receiver’s interactions with a threat from afar, saves them from an impending attack while remaining distant from them.
[ SECRET ]: sender, having been secretly following the receiver, saves their life from an immediate threat while remaining hidden from the receiver.
[ REVEALED ]: sender, having been secretly following the receiver, reveals themselves in the process of saving the receiver’s life from an unexpected threat.
[ REUNION ]: after spending a considerable length of time apart, the sender reunites with the receiver after saving their life from an immediate and potentially lethal threat.
[ KISS ]: after having been saved from immediate danger by the receiver, the sender, in a state of intense emotion and relief, kisses them to express these feelings.
[ HUG ]: sender, having just saved the receiver’s life, pulls them into a tight hug out of relief and a need to steady and support both themselves and the receiver.
// Started a Dark Urge playthrough and can't decide if they should resist the Urge or embrace it
Thoughts?
Resist
Embrace
Send a 🫂 to suddenly pull my muse into a hug