Welcome To The Strange Land

Welcome to the Strange Land. I'm UA and this is my Homestuck: Fantroll rp blog. "Warning: Sometimes this blog may be NSFW." If you'd like to add me on pesterchum go for it. Tag: untappedAether

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

[notsofamiliaralien-deactivated2]

why does this have so few notes?

[procrastiranger]

Kaleb said that he wanted to grow up to be Power Ranger, and so the Power Rangers wrote him back. :) Check it out at sm1ttysm1t.com. It’s stuff like this that makes me love cosplay and Power Rangers!

[therealoctopimp]

Bless this fandom

[uprising-trolls]

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talk to me one more time and ill get a fucking reStraining order on your dumbaSS.

[skygazerfantroll]

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<Tough. You could always kill me if you wanted. Especially now. I'm too tired to even use an illusion on a piss ant like you.>

[skygazerfantroll]

DESTROY EVERYTHING.

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<It's about that time where a little chaos should do the world some good. Sorry, Lairex. Even villains are heroes in their own way.>

[lunaconrad-deactivated20131216]

TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.

[skygazerfantroll]

Please preface questions with “Truth”

[skygazerfantroll]

My Tumblr Crushes:

electrifyinglyaudacious

tospyturvymisfit

undeadtrolls

bloodyfantrolls

bleedingdefusedheart

stabbitystab

rhoda-the-trinity

tmotrolls

sassytrolls

Well then.

[skygazerfantroll]

celestwolfra started following you

… … . .

<I found a new play-thing.>

[celestwolfra]

hell☆ there!

[skygazerfantroll]

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> You take out one of your blades and walk towards the girl slowly.

< I’m going to kill you. Sorry.>

[celestwolfra]

wait what? why?!

[skygazerfantroll]

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<I'm bored and you're here. Now draw your weapon or run.>

[skygazerfantroll]

Qilinmom tore through the sky. She was scouting for prey until she found a good target. It was only a minute or two before she actually caught sight of a nice beast. It appeared to be like a decent-sized Yeti, standing at fourteen feet. Qilinmom took haste in striking the ground right before the beast and shaking the little girl off.

[celestialtrolls-moved]

> You yelp as she drops to the ground and shakes you, looking up at the yeti and dropping the knife. 

a-are you crazy! i canot fight that! it is like… four times bigger than me! i canot even reach it’s kne!

> You switch to using your culling fork, though you pick up the knife and take a few steps back, staring up at the beast with a slightly frightened expression. Despite the fact that it looked way to difficult, you were going to fight this, and you were going to win.

[skygazerfantroll]

The Yeti is at first shocked by what happened, but after a moment of registering the events it roared and thrashed its arms about. It wasn't that wise at all given it was destroying whatever was around it until it paused to catch its breath.

[skygazerfantroll]

celestwolfra started following you

… … . .

<I found a new play-thing.>

[celestwolfra]

hell☆ there!

[skygazerfantroll]

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> You take out one of your blades and walk towards the girl slowly.

< I'm going to kill you. Sorry.>

[skygazerfantroll]

celestwolfra started following you

. . . . . . . .

<I found a new play-thing.>

[asmirahajric-deactivated2013122]

It's national crush day, who ever sends you a '♥' has a crush on you.

[thehuntingwinchester-archive]

phew guys calm down.

this is like the 7th national crush day this year and i still get nothing

[moved-to-aoitrolls]

skygazerfantroll started following you

» Hey, whΔts up? «

[skygazerfantroll]

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<Nothing much. You have nice glasses and I was admiring them>>

[skygazerfantroll]

> You  hop into the crater with your hands in your pocket. You take one out and wrap your arm around the girl, picking her up.

…..

< You gotta hold on tight, okay?>

You place her on Qilinmom’s back.

<I’m going to imprint in your head what to do and when you come back tell me how it went..>

> He processed his thoughts and once collected, burned them into the girl’s mind. He wanted her, once she found the beast, to study its movements and patterns, look for a weak spot, attack it, and claim its eye as a trophy and proof. Qilinmom will not intervene unless she sees that the girl may die

< Take your time and use the resources around you….>

[celestialtrolls-moved]

> You squeak as he picks you up, but once you are put back down you relax and look at him, nodding and holding on tightly.

imprint…? w-

> You blink as suddenly you know what he wanted you to do, looking around. Woah. That was weird. You turn to look at him, taking a deep breath, before you look more serious. You were going to hunt for the first time properly. No more theory. The real thing. Not only that but you had to avoid getting hurt so that your blood colour wasn’t revealed. This was top notch serious business now.

okay. i wil do my best!

[skygazerfantroll]

Qilinmom tore through the sky. She was scouting for prey until she found a good target. It was only a minute or two before she actually caught sight of a nice beast. It appeared to be like a decent-sized Yeti, standing at fourteen feet. Qilinmom took haste in striking the ground right before the beast and shaking the little girl off.

[skygazerfantroll]

> You  hop into the crater with your hands in your pocket. You take one out and wrap your arm around the girl, picking her up.

…..

< You gotta hold on tight, okay?>

You place her on Qilinmom’s back.

<I’m going to imprint in your head what to do and when you come back tell me how it went..>

> He processed his thoughts and once collected, burned them into the girl’s mind. He wanted her, once she found the beast, to study its movements and patterns, look for a weak spot, attack it, and claim its eye as a trophy and proof. Qilinmom will not intervene unless she sees that the girl may die

< Take your time and use the resources around you….>

[celestialtrolls-moved]

> You squeak as he picks you up, but once you are put back down you relax and look at him, nodding and holding on tightly.

imprint…? w-

> You blink as suddenly you know what he wanted you to do, looking around. Woah. That was weird. You turn to look at him, taking a deep breath, before you look more serious. You were going to hunt for the first time properly. No more theory. The real thing. Not only that but you had to avoid getting hurt so that your blood colour wasn’t revealed. This was top notch serious business now.

okay. i wil do my best!

[skygazerfantroll]

> You walk away from the crater and snapped your fingers. The instant you did, Qilinmom shot up and left. You were still tired, so you took this as a chance to sit down and rest.

[skygazerfantroll]

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<Naturally. We’ll do one of the more dumb and reckless ones. They’re still dangerous, but we need to see where you’re at so far.>

>You whistle loudly to summon your Lusus from the skies. A jolt of lightning slams down, making a small crater. There stood majestically was Qilinmom.

< Hop on her. She won’t hurt you without my command. >

[celestialtrolls-moved]

okay! and then if i am god at hunting then we wil hunt the clever ones?

> You watch as the jolt of lightning comes down, taking a couple of steps back before staring in amazement at the lusus that stood in the crater afterwards.

that is… realy col.

> You jump down into the crater, walking up to the Qilin, before then grinning and attempting to climb up onto her, which is rather difficult given the fact that you are barely even three foot tall.

[skygazerfantroll]

> You  hop into the crater with your hands in your pocket. You take one out and wrap your arm around the girl, picking her up.

.....

< You gotta hold on tight, okay?>

You place her on Qilinmom's back.

<I'm going to imprint in your head what to do and when you come back tell me how it went..>

> He processed his thoughts and once collected, burned them into the girl's mind. He wanted her, once she found the beast, to study its movements and patterns, look for a weak spot, attack it, and claim its eye as a trophy and proof. Qilinmom will not intervene unless she sees that the girl may die

< Take your time and use the resources around you....>

[skygazerfantroll]

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> You give the girl one of your daggers.

< I know giant beasts we can take down.>

[celestialtrolls-moved]

> You jump up and down as he gives you a dagger. You have your little culling fork with you but if this troll has given you a dagger then you’ll use it.

realy? realy? where? are they dangerous and powerful?

[skygazerfantroll]

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<Naturally. We'll do one of the more dumb and reckless ones. They're still dangerous, but we need to see where you're at so far.>

>You whistle loudly to summon your Lusus from the skies. A jolt of lightning slams down, making a small crater. There stood majestically was Qilinmom.

< Hop on her. She won't hurt you without my command. >

[celestialtrolls-moved]

skygazerfantroll replied to your post: …can someone teach me how to hunt please? his…

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[skygazerfantroll]

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> You give the girl one of your daggers.

< I know giant beasts we can take down.>