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from czechia according to hard launch podcast 🇹🇷 she/they/phem/ 25 if u see me do stupid shit just close your eyes

[amazingphil]

the great dan and phil arm wrestle of 2026

[renisnotonfire]

And an Omega in heat will drive any Alpha crazy, we go completely–”

“Did you just say ‘we’?” Phil interrupts him.

“No, I mean–”

“Do you identify as an Alpha?” Phil is already laughing and only laughs more when he sees Dan’s entire face flush in front of him, going from pale to bright red in absolutely no time at all. “What, you’d spend your day listening to Andrew Tate podcasts about how to breed submissive Omegas?”

Phil keeps getting his Omegaverse lore wrong. Dan can’t take it anymore.

Well, that… and the heats Phil just doesn’t notice.

Completed, ca. 6k words, Omegaverse, Explicit NSFW

[skyisyapping]

i made these as photocard backgrounds but they worked much better as wallpapers <3

[doodleswithangie]

For @somecomfies, a winner of the @phandomgives fanworks raffle, who requested a reenactment of this moment from Dan's birthday livestream!

Thank you to everyone who supported and donated this year for Dan’s birthday drive!

[Image description: Comic of Dan and Phil as doctors treating the Pheal, in the style of "The Pitt." Alt text is provided and copied below. End ID]

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Page one:

Dr. Daniel Howell (Senior Attending) and Dr. Phil Lester (2nd Year Resident) race the Pheal (Patient) on a gurney through the hospital hallways.

"The Pheal died!" Phil shouts, dragging an IV with him.

Dan declares, "We gonna need to intubate."

(They've seen "The Pitt," don't worry.)

Page two:

They set the Pheal up in a surgical room. Dan has a scalpel at the ready, and calls to Phil, "Okay, come here. You've seen this before?"

Phil gives a thumbs up. "Yup!"

Page three:

A surgical light backlights Dan and Phil from above as they loom over the patient. Dan takes charge of the procedure as Phil observes.

"Okay, incision. Then do another one. And then I'm gonna stick it in-"

"Fist it! Fist it!"

"And then I'm gonna-"

"Yeah."

"Connect the thing. 3-2-1."

Page four:

Dan wipes his brow. "And we've got airflow!"

Phil checks on a fully healed, happy Pheal. "Phey're back!"

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[amazingphil]

we finally react to the peak cinema that is TWILIGHT on the pham tier! come glitter with us

patreon.com/danandphil

[skyisyapping]

-what is the lifespan of a koi fish?

-darling, we're a drawing.

[skyisyapping]

"a cursed angel"

inspired by Octave Tassaert - 'The cursed woman' (1859)

find me on twt

[defectivegembrain]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

[haloturnstables]

more miscellaneous dnp textposts!!!

[normelf]

ARGHH as soon as i posted my phanart of fairy dnp i HATED how dan’s chin looked so here’s the slightly modified version

[marlodramatic]

annoying 💕

[skyisyapping]

phanartists!! i wanna make photocards to hand out as freebies at the show i will be attending (hopefully amsterdam)

if you'd be ok with me turning your drawings into photocards could you kindly reply/dm with the works you're ok with sharing?

i wanna link the artists' pages via nfc tags or qr codes to the cards as well!

[wotcaneyesay]

mr and mr jester lester 🎪

[amid-fandoms]

time after time ✧.*

[amazingphil]

addressing the elephant in the room

[renisnotonfire]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Phil stays quiet, his lips pressed together, until they’re all sat in their living room, Dan next to Phil on the sofa with far more space between them than they usually have, looking around helplessly. “Just what exactly do you remember?” he asks Dan. “Uh,” makes Dan. “I know my name is Dan. They told me.”

Dan has a ski accident and loses his memory. Phil can't do anything but offer him a home - Dan finds that said home is quite obscure.

Phan, Angst, Romance, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Explicit, NSFW, Happy Ending, ca. 13 words, finished

[lilbatsunglasses]

I saw how awful those little massage thongs actually looked and I couldn’t get the image out of my head. Simultaneously the most naked and least sexy I’ve ever drawn them