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jack ☆ 24 ☆ lesbian ☆ they/them ✯ latino 🇸🇻🇺🇸 ✯ swiphtie ✯ this was supposed to be my main blog but now it's just a phannie blog ✯ ✯currently reliving my teenage obsessions ✯ ⚞•⚟💜🫶🏽💿✨|-/ header image by ME!

[kitchensinkchronicles]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

[tlirsgender]

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

[posionousprogression]

ok get it girl

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[rorytelling]

"Ugh bi woman and her straight boyfriend at Pride"

*looks inside*

The boyfriend is actually nonbinary

"Ugh bi woman and her straight boyfriend at Pride"

*looks inside*

The bi woman is actually nonbinary

"Ugh bi woman and her straight boyfriend at pride"

*looks inside*

The boyfriend is a trans man

"Ugh bi woman and her straight boyfriend at Pride

*looks inside*

It's actually a gay couple and one of them is trans

"Ugh bi woman and her straight boyfriend at pride"

*looks inside*

They're both bisexual

"Ugh bi woman and her straight boyfriend at Pride"

*looks inside*

It's actually a lesbian and a gay man and they're FRIENDS. You just assumed they were a couple because they looked like a woman and man standing next to each other

"Ugh bi woman and her straight boyfriend at pride"

*looks inside*

It's actually a straight woman and her bi boyfriend. How come we only complain about the reverse?

"Ugh bi woman and her straight boyfriend at Pride"

*looks inside*

It is a bi woman and her straight boyfriend. What are you gonna do about it, actually?

[thatbuddie]

“omg why is no one talking about—”

[zapatism]

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

[zapatism]

[lingonberry24]

[aeshnacyanea2000]

[wickedsick]

[glittergradient]

dan showing his respect to the elderly

[userlesbian]

hard launch podcast x interactive introverts

[ahappydnp]

are they gonna acknowledge the bdsm in the room tho

well we already got this before they were even gay so can't wait to see how he frames it now

[blondephil]

actually so fucking funny to play gay chicken with your boyfriend on camera while pretending you’re straight. no one was doing it like them.

[eclipxium]

are they gay? not sure. are they hopelessly and entirely devoted to each other? i think we have enough evidence to say yes

[laddersmp3]

this muse concert boring as fuck

[desinteresse]

Putting this poor woman on blast but sometimes you just need to blog for a bit

[desinteresse]

Sometimes the groupchat won’t cut it and I have to air my grievances to 10.000 strangers online. You know how it is

[goldenpinof]

we been knew for @natigail​

[danielhowell]

oh my god