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the endgame fandom is so shit and so dead this acc is also v dead lmao
If you are an endgame books blog, please reboot this so I can follow you!!
You mean reblog??? But here I am, part of the little but growing fandom
I’m an Endgame blog :)
Here here!
I WANNA JOIN THIS PARTAY
There’s no endgame fandom is there
there is
i am here mate
my blog is kinda shitty
but the fandom is great
exCUSE ME BUT WE ARE HERE
Here!!
WE ARE HERE EXCUSE YOU Jk, I love you. Just stay away from @baitsabeeisreal (she’s a little cray-cray) JK I LOVE YOU EMMA DON’T KILL ME. Don’t worry, we’re all a little mad here.
but we're all busy trying to figure out the god damn puzzles but we can't get pass first page
ENDGAME THEORY & PREDICTIONS
…okay, I’m not really sure if this is really a theory but I think I found something that shows the order of sequence of the players’ demise!
So if you’re not done reading the first two books and/or you don’t want to read spoilers, I’m telling you right now:
STOP READING.
So, in the first book Marcus, Kala, and Chiyoko die (YES GUYS AN IS ALIVE).
And then for Sky Key, Alice, Baitsakhan, and Shari are the ones who lose their chances in winning the game.
Okay, so yeah, those are all facts, BUT THEN I NOTICED SOMETHING ON THE TRAINING DIARIES COVERS.
These are the covers:
NOTICE ANYTHING??
BECAUSE I DID AND I MIGHT BE CRAZY BUT I’M JUST FREAKING OBSESSED WITH THIS SERIES AND I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE LAST BOOK TO BE PUBLISHED.
Anyway…
I realized that the first four people who die in the game are the ones featured in the first volume of The Training Diaries. And they’re all listed in the order in which they die.
For the second volume, Baitsakhan and Shari are listed. And well, by the end of the second, they’re both shown to be dead. However, if the covers really do show the order of their deaths too, Shari may be pulling an An on us.
SHE MAY BE ALIVE!
Even this passage of Sky Key kinda implies that she’s not really dead.
Because she just looks dead!…or I’m just analyzing everything too much.
So, if my theory is true, Shari isn’t dead yet and the next person to die after Baitsakhan is Maccabee. And then Shari finally does, to be followed by Aisiling.
And that would leave our final four: Hilal, Jago, An, and Sarah. To die in that order.
I MAY BE RIGHT.
I MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING.
OR I MAY JUST BE READING TOO MUCH INTO THINGS. AND THE COVERS ARE JUST MERELY A COINCIDENCE.
WHO KNOWS?
WE’LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT WHEN RULES OF THE GAME ARRIVES IN OCTOBER.
OMG.
BEST THEORY EVEEER
FUCKING WHAT
THE SHIT
Players Skype Call
An: Tell me why we decided to do this?
Hilal: Because we needed to learn how to live in harmony
Aisling: Plus, it was the only way we could get you to stop worrying about Chiyoko.
Sarah: Speaking about her, where is she?
Aisling: She's fighting some Japanese mafia or something
An: That's my girl!
*screams heard in the distance*
Kala: What the bloody hell was that?
Aisling: Sounds like...
Sarah: Hold up.
*a thud could be heard in the distance*
Sarah: Jago was screaming because his favourite UFC fighter lost. So I punched him.
*laughs all around*
Jago (in the distance): IT'S NOT FUNNY.
attention, all endgame blogs please reblog if you are specifically and endgame blog because we are in very small numbers, thank you
How do I take care of small humans
but can we all agree that chiyoko takeda being crushed by Stonehenge was the dumbest most useless death of the series, not even the dude who caught An's bomb at the calling, that was a better death than being crushed by falling rocks, it was moving I get it but chiyoko can fucking climb trees and run along the branches ? how can she not dodge a huge ass rock flung onto her I just
one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dick…. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomach….. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass
ok but what about dying while someone is sucking your dick ? It REALLY happened to a fucking PRESIDENT OF FRANCE, Felix FAURE (1841 - 1899)
this fucker here
had a fucking attack while his mistress (it wasn’t his fucking wife imagine the scandal) was giving him surely the best blowjob he ever experienced and he died when he reached orgasm
His Mistress Marguerite Stenheil was soon after given a nickname who was also a pun “pompe funèbre” which usually mean mortician I think, but can be understood here as “mortal vacuum” okay I’ll never get over this fact I’m always fucking pissing myself
google the shit if you don’t believe me
how do I know this ? oh freaking simple I just happen to share the same fucking surname as this classy dude
yeah
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST EDUCATIONAL AND HILARIOUS POST I’VE READ
"mortal vacuum" what a title
Players of Endgame
Marcus Loxias Megalos / Minoan / 16.24 years / 5th
Chiyoko Takeda / Mu / 17.89 years / 2nd
Sarah Alopay / Cahokian / 17.98 years / 223rd
Alice Ulapala / Koori / 18.34 years / 34th
Aisling Kopp / La Tène / 19.94 years / 3rd
Baitsakhan / Donghu / 13.02 years / 13th
Jago Tlaloc / Olmec / 19.14 years / 21st
An Liu / Shang / 17.46 years / 377th
Shari Chopra / Harrapan / 17.82 years / 55th
Kala Mozami / Sumerian / 16.50 years / 89th
Maccabee Adlai / Nabataean / 16.42 years / 8th
Hilal ibn Isa al-Salt / Aksumite / 18.69 years / 144th
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