10 Reasons Why I Had A Giant Bowl of Cereal for Dinner
Too often am I looking down at my plate of food thinking to myself, “Meh...” Food is a powerful motivator for some of us. One look at me and you’d say, “Yep. That guy definitely likes food.” With all things considered; be it health, hunger, emotional reasons, I’ve put together a list of 10 reasons why I chose to eat a heaping bowl of cereal for dinner.
1. I’m a grown a** adult and I can eat wtf I want - Let’s be honest. There are plenty of things we as adults do, or don’t do, now that we don’t have mom or dad telling us we can’t. For example; eating sweets before dinner. Ladies and gentleman, we all know it doesn’t ruin our appetite.
2. It’s quick and easy - Everybody and their hipster dog is on Pinterest, Facebook, or Google searching quick and easy recipes. Cereal...Milk...Eat...It doesn’t get much quicker and simpler than that.
3. I don’t discriminate against time - Who the **** made it a rule that certain foods can only be eaten during certain times of day? Oh, no one. Right.
4. Meets all the necessary macronutrients - Has everything you could possibly need in the way of protein, carbohydrates, and fats. Like every bro/crossfitter would say, IIFYM.
5. I don’t end up with leftovers - As difficult as it may sound to pour 1 serving of cereal and 1 serving of milk into a bowl, most people have a solid grasp on how many bowls of cereal they can eat. You know how difficult it is to make enchiladas for 1 person? Next thing you know you have leftovers for a week. Do you really want to be the guy eating week old enchiladas?
6. My options are endless - It’s just as easy to make a bowl of Lucky Charms as it is to make a bowl of Cheerios. In fact, you can combine most cereals with the peace of mind that it will be just as or even more delightful.
7. I’ll have fewer dishes to wash - Spoon. Bowl. ‘Nough said.
8. I consistently make great tasting cereal - Once you start to dabble in the culinary arts, consistency is key. If one day you make a great tasting shrimp fettuccini alfredo can you confidently duplicate what your friends and family stated was a “...magnificent array of Sicilian culture at the end of every taste bud...” That’s a lot of pressure.
9. Because I can - Here in the lovely US of A I have the right to eat whatever whenever I want and you can’t do anything about it.
10. My spouse didn’t make dinner - The last thing I want to do after working a 12-14 hour day is come home and make a nutritious balanced meal.














