[humiliationvictim]

I don’t want to go to my very very easy retail job today

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[persephoneist]

Yolk of Aphrodite, Helen

[laterkiss]

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

[puppygirldick]

Viktor Lyapkalo Artwork: 'Blowing bubbles' & 'Evening' Painted 9 years apart.

Same woman

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[jiminy-crickets]

heartbreaking: this heated rivalry fic author has no idea how hockey works

[jiminy-crickets]

warm up doesn't end with them starting the game....

[jiminy-crickets]

it's alternate captain NOT assistant captain!

[jiminy-crickets]

there is nothing in the world that a player could do to "break a goalpost" and they also can't "stomp on a puck and split it in half"

[jiminy-crickets]

NHL teams are not sharing a tunnel!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

ILYA ROZANOV AND SHANE HOLLANDER ARE NOT GETTING SENT DOWN TO THE MINORS NO MATTER HOW GAY THEY ARE!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

i don't care that it's the all star game they are NOT UP BY SEVEN!!!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

THE TEAM CAPTAINS DO NOT RUN PRACTICE THE COACHES DO!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

There is no extended break around Christmas!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

ROOKIES ARE NOT MAKING "MORE MONEY THAN THEY EVER IMAGINED" BECAUSE 1) THEY DID NOT STUMBLE INTO THE NHL THEY HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS THEIR ENTIRE LIVES 2) ELCs START AT 750K A YEAR, THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY YES, BUT ALSO THAT IS AN IMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY, EVEN IF THEY GET A CHUNKY FIRST CONTRACT THAT IS STILL AN IMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

this is a canon nitpick not a how hockey works nitpick, but..... Shane won 2 cups with Montreal, Ilya won 1 cup with Boston, together they have three COMBINED cups, BUT neither Ilya NOR Shane are winning their INDIVIDUAL FOURTH CUP while on the centaurs (unless you've written them already winning a cup while on the cens) because 2+1=3 (Shane) and 1+1=2 (Ilya)

[jiminy-crickets]

if you're going to make your own names for teams that aren't mentioned in the book or show awesome! maybe just like.... check the list of NHL teams first???? because uhhhh......

the VANCOUVER CANADIANS?????

and the BUFFALO SABRETOOTHS?????

[jiminy-crickets]

WAGs aren't making posters to hold up at the game.

[jiminy-crickets]

defensemen are called defensemen because they are the skaters who defend the goal NOT because they are the skaters who take do the fights.

[jiminy-crickets]

SHANE HOLLANDER AND ILYA ROZANOV DO NOT HAVE ROAD ROOMMATES AT THEIR BIG AGE!!!!!! THE NHLPA BARGANED THAT OUT OF EXISTENCE (except for players on ently level contracts) IN TWENTY FUCKING THIRTEEN!!!!!! this inaccuracy is unforch reinforced by the show and the book which has Ilya rooming with Connors and Shane rooming with Hayden long after their ELCs would've been done. HOWEVER I am choosing to believe that the book and show is NOT inaccurate, but simply that the NHLPA is somehow even more useless in the game changer universe than it is in our universe.

[jiminy-crickets]

Players from opposing teams are not doing locker room media scrums together!!!!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

Neither shane nor ilya nor scott nor troy not hayden nor ryan nor nor nor nor will ever ever and i mean EVERRRRR win SEVEN (7) STANLEY CUPS! That is not happening in this universe, or the game changer universe! that is not how the sport of hockey has worked in DECADES PLURAL!!!!! there are nine (9) players TOTAL who have won seven (7) Stanley cups and the last time any of those bitches won was..... NINETEEN SEVENTY NINE (1979)!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

weeknight hockey games typically start at 7pm and end at 9:30ish plus showering, media, and commute, Hayden Pike is getting home LONG after his children have gone to bed.

[jiminy-crickets]

NHL TEAMS ARE NOT DRAFTING GUYS WHO ARE ONLY "OKAY" AT HOCKEY!!!! AND THEY ESPECIALLY AREN'T DOING IT WHEN THEY'RE FIVE FOOT SIX!!! (5'6)

[jiminy-crickets]

a 6-2 win is neither breathtaking NOR record breaking. that's a normal ass blowout.

[jiminy-crickets]

TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPS TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPS TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEAMS.

DO.

NOT.

TAKE.

BUSES.

ON.

ROADTRIPS.

[jiminy-crickets]

general managers are NOT coaches and VICE VERSA (troy ryan is an idiot and should not be looked to for inspiration) coaches don't make trades! and gms don't run practices!!! (NEITHER DO THE CAPTAINS!!!!!)

[jiminy-crickets]

finding a secular french elementry school in MONTREAL QUEBEC is not a challenge.

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Dean drunkenly bragging about being best best best friends with Cas to someone at a bar and he's like "here look I'll call him, I'll talk to him" and proceeds to call him with no answer 50 times in a row and the other person keeps trying to gently be like "maybe he's busy?" "are you sure you're actually friends? Does he know that you're friends?" "Maybe you should stop trying" And Dean is like "no no no we are we are best friends he's gonna pick up" like this is a totally normal thing that happens between all friends

[kerryweaverlesbian]

That same person is in the bar again next week and Cas is there and when he introduces himself they're like "WAIT do you have a friend named Dean. Is he. This is a weird question but is he your best friend??" And Cas does his little shy smile and says "yes."

Later on his phone starts ringing and he looks at it, then just puts it on the table where it vibrates with persistent calls for over 20 minutes.

"Don't you want to get that?"

"It's just Dean"

"Couldn't you just tell him you don't want him to call you so often??"

"I like when he calls"

"Then why not answer???"

"I don't have anything to say to him right now"

"Don't you think he might have something to say to YOU?"

Even more laterer, at the end of the night, bar closing, having seen Cas slug back an entire vodka bottle, "Hey you shouldn't drive, do you want me to give you a ride?"

"Oh, no thank you. Dean will drive me."

Cas pulls out his phone and they're like there's no way. It's 2am and Cas just ghosted him for 45 minutes. There's no-

"Dean," he'd answered on the first ring, "I'm 'too drunk to drive' can you come get me?"

Dean rolls up in his car within 15 minutes.

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Eventually this person gets to be regular friends with Dean and Cas and they get their numbers. They never try calling Cas because they KNOW. But one time they're telling their friend group about it and they're like you HAVE to try. So they call, and halfway through them insisting to their friends that Cas is not going to pick up they're interrupted by the call being answered.

It's Dean. He says, very cheerfully, "hey, this is Cas’s phone, who's calling?" like he's his secretary. Cas can be heard in the background talking about 'research' and 'swords'.

They say it's them. Muffled, they hear Dean relay this to Cas, and Cas respond 'I don't want to talk to them." They hang up in embarrassment before Dean can pass this on.

[unreal-sundogs]

The weirdos around the corner

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[tedisfishing]

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

[vibratome]

im just a silly lil kitty :3 (remembers infantilizing myself is annoying to everyone around me) i am nothing

[skyphloxx]

this employment shit isn’t for the weak

[eurodynamic]

DAREDEVIL 'Sonar Savior' Costume Marvel Rivals Summer Festival 2026

[shamlesspandanerd]

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[skyphloxx]

dont let me watch supernatural again. dont do it