*Everyone’s standing around the broken coffee machine*
Ivor: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Lukas: …I did. I broke it.
Ivor: No. No, you didn’t. Axel?
Axel: Don’t look at me. Look at Jesse.
(M!Jesse) Jesse: What? I didn’t break it.
Axel: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
(M) Jesse: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Olivia: If it matters, probably not, but Maya was the last one to use it.
Maya: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Olivia: Oh really. Then what were you doing with the coffee cart earlier?
Maya: I use the wooden stirrers to push my cuticles back. Everyone knows that, Olivia.
Lukas: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Ivor.
Magnus: Ivor…Ellie’s been awfully quiet.
*Everyone starts arguing*
Ivor, being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Ivor: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a creeper head on a stick.
Ivor: Good. It was getting a little chummy in here.