Jan 6
Sonic: What are you in the mood for?
Shadow: World domination.
Sonic: That’s a bit ambitious…
Shadow: You are my world.
Sonic: Aww.
Shadow: …
Sonic:
Shadow: …
Sonic: OH.
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Sonic: What are you in the mood for?
Shadow: World domination.
Sonic: That’s a bit ambitious…
Shadow: You are my world.
Sonic: Aww.
Shadow: …
Sonic:
Shadow: …
Sonic: OH.
Sonic, about Shadow: WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD,” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Sonic: Oh my god, you so tall you look like a giraffe >:)
Shadow: That's why you dead built like a baked bean
Sonic: A BAKED-
Sonic: A BAKED BEAN??
Eclipse: When are you gonna dump that loser of a boyfriend?
Shadow: Sonic is not a loser!
Eclipse: Black Death says he's a slacker. I say he needs a haircut. And he says "dude," like, every other word!
Shadow: UGH!
Sonic, throwing his head into Shadow’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Shadow, lovingly stroking his quills: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
Sonic: I just calculated. I’m 100 kilos and I just ate 800 grams of applesauce. A whole jar. That means I’m 0.8% apple.
Shadow: It’s 3AM. Why are you doing this now?
Sonic: Shads, you love me, right?
Shadow: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.