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episode 5
shantenu had fell in love with a fisherman's chieftain daughter named satyavati. so shantenu went to ask her father if he could marry her but her father said that instead of shantenu's son devavrata becoming the next king that a son shantenu and his daughters son would become the next king but shantenu couldn't do that to devavrata so he tried to forget about satyavati. shantenu felt down so devavrata asked him what was wrong but shantenu would not tell him so devavrata went to investigate himself. he talked to the fisherman chieftain and the fisherman told him what he told shantenu. so devavrata told the fisherman that he would not become the king so his father and satyavati could be married but the fisherman said one day you will have children and they will want there thrown back and they will take it. so devavrata promised that he would not get married or have any children .from that day forward devavrata was known as bhishma( the on of the terrible oath).
it is almost Halloween and I have already looked up recipes for candy pie. I still don't know what my costume is gonna be though. don't judge me I am pumpkinlord. I haven't gotten an apology so me and my shadow pumpkin army are still coming after you peoples candy you cant hide from us.
PS.STOP PUTTING MY PEOPLE IN PIES JUST STOOOOOPPPP ITTTTTT!!!
I AM PUMPKINLORD!!!! IT IS GETING CLOSER TO HALLOWEENC AND MY TROOPS AND I ARE READY TO ATTCK AND STEAL ALL OF YOU HUMANS CANDY THEN PUT THEM IN PIE'S. THEN YOU HUMANS WILL LEARN NOT TO MESS WITH PUMPKINS AND TO NOT DISRESPECT HALLOWEEN. INSTEAD OF TREAT YOU WILL GET A TRICK CAUSE WE WILL STEAL YOUR CANDY.SO EVEN YOU HIDE YOUR CANDY WE WILL STILL GET IT WE HAVE VERY GOOD NOSES. SEEING HOW OUR NOSES ARE JUST A HOLE IN THE SHAPE OF A NOSE. DONT JUDGE ME!!!
PS.STOP PUTTING MY PEOPLE IN PIES ITS VERY,VERY RUDE SO STOP IT ITS NOT NICE!!!
I am pumpkinlord !! im tired of yall disrespecting Halloween so im sending my pumpkin army out to get all of you people, ugh people its a disgusting word. I tried to be nice and tell yall to try on your costumes but you guys don't listen. me and my people aren't helping you guys out anymore by keeping away the monsters away. Im called my good friend shadowlord she's really nice anyways I asked her if I could have some of her shadowpumpkins she said yes. so on Halloween my shadowpumpkin army and I are coming for all of the candy so you pathetic humans cant have none. (laughs evily) we are gonna put all the candy in pie!!! THATS RIGHT CANDY PIE! THEN WE ARE GONNA EAT IT !! IT WILL BE DELICIOUS !!
PS. STOP PUTING MY PEOPLE IN PIE ITS NOT NICE YOU WOULDNT LIKE IF A WITCH BAKED YOU INTO PIE NOW WOULD YA. SO DONT PUT MY PEOPLE IN A PIE ITS RUDE SO JUST STOOOOOP ITTTTT!
Hey I'm the pumpkinlord and im here to tell you what halloween is like from my persepective. every year im reincarnated to a diffrent faced pumkin sometimes adorable sometime really creepy ethier way im put out on the people's porch. people beleive that i am made to scare the monsters of halloween away, so im stuck each year on someones porch watching trick or treaters go from house to house. it's really boring,but im starting to get really tired of it because the trick or treaters only care about the candy there geting and not even trying on there monster costums. it's not entertaining to see a kid wearing a bed sheet over there head with eye holes in it.it's just plain sad, and what makes it worse is that they go around saying boo thats steriotypical and just not nice, if ghosts could i bet they would cry of how yall hurt there feelings.i see people that really try on there costums and it makes me happy.
ps. STOP PUTTING MY PEOPLE IN PIE'S IF YOU PEOPLE DONT WANT A WITCH TO BAKE YOU INTO A PIE WHAT MAKES IT RIGHT TO PUT MY PEOPLE IN A PIE OKAY SO STOOOOOPPPP ITTTTTT!
the misunderstood ghost
One day there was a cute ghost named spector there was only one thing in the whole world that he wanted to do and that was scare somebody. everytime he tried the person or people he tried to scare paused and then started saying how cute he was and he hated it,because he had never scared anybody in his entire after life so he had no ghost freinds once so ever they all thought he was pathetic.he wanted a ghot friend so bad to scare people and have fun,but no ghost waanted to be friends with a ghost that never scared anyone in the whole entire afterlife.so he decided to give up and stop trying,but when he was flyin aroundd feeling sorry about himself he saw a few ghosts.he knew better to go anywhere near them they were the scarest ghosts in the afterworld, but as he was trying to let himself slip past thm without them noticing. they saw and the first chuckled and sais,"well isnt the pathetic ghost spector,i guess you have come to cower at the sight of us?" spector decided to not say anything but they stoped him in his tracks and said,"and where do you think your going?" spector queitly replied,"i was just on my way." and started to go around them, but they flew right in front of him," yeah and do what you cant do anything but mak people think about how adorabol you are?" " im not adorabol!" spector repreid quickly. the ghosts expet for spector laughed speector started to get really,really angry and all of a sudden he started to grow and suddenly became less cute then he was. he startedd to growl at the three ghosts in front of him. they started to run away but spector grabed there ghostly tails and started to spin them then yelled,"IM NOT CUUUUUUTTTTTEEEE!" and he let go which made them go flying back to the underworld.
Last weekend i went to see the movie Hotel Transylvania 2 i loved it 10 out 10 my favorite part was when blobby flew off the road and drac said”oh he’ll be fine he’s blobby.” now if you haven’t seen the movie yet and you want to plz don’t read this. one part which i thought was very cute was when damin dracs daughters son turned into a vampire after is little pup freind which was girl tried to save him from a weird bat thing so he freaked out and turned into a bat which meant he finnaly got his vampire fangs and kicked the weird bat things butt which the bat thought he was a human because he hadn't gotten if fangs yet but he was just a late fanger and i just found the whole thing absolutely cute.im looking forward to seeing all of yall reactions to the movie and if you read this a decide to bloged how much you guys liked it put #puppylove
NOW IF YOU READ THIS AND YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET AND YOU WANT TO THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM I SAID DON'T READ IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET SO IM NOT SPOILER YOU ARE.
ps.sorry for all the gramer problems i dont have audio correct on to help me
this skin is a pastel skin its a kawaii skin(kawaii means cute).
one day there was a mincraft girl named sky she loved all things kawaii,but she had a dark side to her also.sky was a very powerful dark magiks user,and she seeked for a pendent that could take her to diffrent dimensions. she was also known for being a jury of nine member for O'khasis.she had many diffrent tittles some poeple called her lordsky and others absolutly dispised her and called her well sky, because of her evil ways.she is cold hearted and kills for fun she is the most powerful jury of nine memmber.the height preist of O'khasis zane was her boss he was even more cold hearted then she was. Zane had a job for her he wanted her to go to a village named phoenix drop because it was said that pendent shes been looking for was seen there.The only problem was if she went looking like herself they would all reconize her so she had to make a disguise.when she was done with putting her disguise on she headed to phoenix drop.sky did have the power to teleport but she didnt,because she couldnt risk being caught. so she decided to get there on horseback it would take longer but its better than blowing her cover right when she got there.It took sevral days but when she finnaly got there she saw a gate and soemone named brian gaurding the gate. so he went to go get there lord to see if sky could get in,when he finaly brought the lord sky noticed that the lord was a girl sky quickly asked for the lords and the lord ryplied"my name is lord aphmau and what is yours?"sky said," heh, my name is sky and ive come to help out your village with some trade." so lord aphamu kindly let sky stay, and let ehr sky stay in her quest room but sky said,"no i couldnt intrude ill build myself a small house till im done here and off back to my village." so sky ran off to start herself a house.when she was done she decide she would go look for the pendent,and thought to herself,of course they wouldnt hide it lord aphmau or one of her gaurds must have it so ill go check lord aphmaus house then the gaurd towers.
see what happens in my next blog for this story.
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