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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Lion puns! Go!

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This is going to be a roaring success

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Idk, I’m not really feline it

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You guys need to Mufasa with the puns. They are coming too slow rn.

piano-meister

This is starting to be a lost clawse

ailithnight

How mane-y do you think people can come up with be-fur it gets repetitive?

theonewarriorgod

idk, i think y’all need to simba down

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I was having a good night, lion down in bed, when this post came and smacked me repeatedly.

mothocean

Reading this post was a scarring experience

skyzpie

Let's keep pawsitive about this

kiwikiwiandkiwi

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might flop but….. rb with ur sign & what kind of drunk you are

skyzpie

Sagittarius and basically just as weird but x100 with added confidence

oursuperadventure

Here’s a collection of mushy comics from the second Our Super Adventure book! Last weekend was mine and Stef’s 8 year anniversary, and a year since he proposed! (We haven’t set a date yet, but we’re thinking about it!) Our Super Adventure 2 will be in stores everywhere on July 16th through Oni Press, and you can also get it online on my online shop now! We post worldwide! 🌍

http://www.sarahgraley.com/shop

Here’s to another 8 years! And then 8 more, and then 8 more, and I don’t know, maybe infinity?

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some time ago i read good omens and thought “great book, but what if crowley were gay, a great writer, and somewhat sexually involved with aziraphale?” and, me being me, i wrote a poem on this concept entitled “What If An Angel And A Demon Fell In Love? Wouldn’t That Be Nifty?” and today it won me a hundred fucking dollars in a poetry contest. so take that neil gaiman

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Oh lover, you’re a triumph, an undone calamity As flagrantly forbidden as the fruit up Eden’s tree I’m coiled like a caliphate; your hand crawls up my thigh The only of the seven sins you never can deny

You’ll never say you love me, though; you can’t admit you care You won’t admit you love me like the drowning love the air You claim that I am nothing but the pride before the fall And maybe I have fallen, but I love you, after all

For I’m a devil; I can raise, then raze, than radiate I am a devil; I bleed black as ichor soaked in hate I am a devil; I deal in the secret side of pain Renunciation of salvation, dreamers down the drain.

And you’re an angel; you protect and guard all wondrous things You are an angel; you can rest the wide world on your wings You are an angel; you give the ineffable a voice You’re absolutes and absolution; I’m the thrill of choice.

Oh, lover, you are swords and crowns, crucifictitious tears, You’re covenants and convents and ecclesiastic years, Evangelist, avenger, Jonah in the wailing wall Pour plagues into the populace and kill the first sons, all

You want to say you love me like all demons love despair I want to say I love you like all angels love their prayer Oh lover, I’ll prostrate myself and never cut my hair, Oh lover, I have loved you since before the stars were there

You are an angel; you can lead the righteous in attack I am a devil; I can lead the wretched fighting back, I live to love you; it cleaves like a comet ’cross my soul You incarnation of creation I cannot control Though I cannot he holy, when I’m with you, I am whole.

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mewwitch

skyzpie

O man that was good

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for katarzyna ー@monochld

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Tumblr still can't do math

remember to share it on facebook so that my power spreads ominously

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I saw that you are the "Patron Saint of Shitposts" and I thought you might be pleased to know that there's a catholic holy day called Gaudete Sunday, where the priests wear pink robes.

this can’t be real

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: it’s real