Posts That Surpass God

[logicduel123]

Here you go chat. Shaq about to henshin

[thmbr-jul-250698]

Kamen Rider and Super Sentai Anniversaries just keeps getting worst.

[theonewarriorgod]

Gozyuger > Zenkaiger but I get the rest

[bunsterkeaton]

I'm sure his granute half can withstand the..... effects.

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[chibibytes-anime]

Rukia by yanimator (u/Quirky_Ad_5420)

[sparklyjojos]

So there’s this urban legend called Pérák or The Spring Man of Prague

Pérák was a mysterious man or a human-like entity that used to show up in occupied Prague around the time of WW II. First a malevolent figure rumored to stealthily kill wihout discrimination, he quickly turned all of his murderous attention towards the nazis, whom he often assassinated when they wandered into a dark alley at night or when they were assaulting the citizens. He became something of a beloved superhero vigilante among the people, only to vanish without a trace after WW II ended.

His descriptions vary, but some common repeating elements are:

glowing red eyes

black clothes

outstanding physical feats, superhuman speed and ability to leap over ten meters with ease (hence ‘The Spring Man’)

impervious to bullets

what was described as hidden knives or “iron feathers” held in/attached near his hands and sometimes at his boots, that he was adept at fighting with in close quarters

So

You may already see where I’m going with this

I can’t believe Kars came back to Earth, chased after Stroheim and his nazis through Central Europe and accidentally became an urban legend

[tonystank]

(insp) || (82/???)

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[evil-haiku-robot]

T̼̦H̡͚̫̿Ę̮̜͜ ̲D͕̰Ḁ͒ͬY̶̮͛̀̈ ̶̳͈̕͞I͢ ̬͈ͫ͞D̷͇͢O͕ ̵̡̮̲́N̡̼̎O͏Tͦͤ̒̈͠ ̟̯͘͞ Ŗͧͮ̀ÈͥBΙ̙̙̉҉L̺Ơ̽͠Gͪ ͒T̕͠H̵̿ͪIͪS͉̤̭ ̀̿͟I̸̋͑̀S̸҉ͥ͘͘ ̵̢̤̈́͝T̜̙̊̎H͈͍̘͌͢Ë̛̳͖̟ ͉̦̀̋D͍́̕͟Ā͞Y̦҉̶ͮ̒ ͊Iͤ’̙ͥ̋͟M̞͏ͩͤ҉ ̱ B̐Ι̿U̷̓R̥ͤ̈́͋I̻ͭ͗̕̕E̽͜D̢͉̠ ̷̌ͥ̀S̵͇ͩI̔X̦́̐̈́ͮ ̨̯̰ͥͫF̨̝̮͊É̗̯̕E͌̈́̕Ṫ̖͏͕̔ ̪̻̗̥U̹ͯN̵̺D̤̄̍Ë̴R̾ͩ҉̜ ̼̀̆

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[corviacore]

I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

[duff-is-me]

“If you want to call it rape, call it rape. She was practically begging for me to fuck her.”

[duff-is-me]

“I didn’t rape her. We had sex, but she definitely wanted it.”

[iwanttobedaintyandsweet]

“Consent is sexy? Lingerie is sexy, consent is a basic human right”

-Youth Speaks

[cryptspren-moved]

you don't need dysphoria to be trans!

you don't need dysphoria to be trans!

you don't need dysphoria to be trans!

[cryptspren-moved]

aros and aces are lgbtqa+!

aros and aces are lgbtqa+!

aros and aces are lgbtqa+!

[i-used-to-be-zelda-deactivated2]

If you don't reblog this version you're wrong and a coward

[theonewarriorgod]

@staff We should be able to change which of our blogs is our primary. If we already can, please just tell me how. I want to make @shitposts5gum my primary since I never use this one.

[firefox-official]

accidentally renovated my garage into an evil lair so i guess this is my job now

[firefox-official]

sidekick auditions next saturday bring your own costume

[firefox-official]

henchmen allowed but you’d better really impress me

[imbored-6-deactivated20201006]

what if you're bad at being a sidekick?

[firefox-official]

that’s the optimal choice

[jesterjamz]

can i audition for the hero

[firefox-official]

yeah but you’d better be naïve

[theonewarriorgod]

What about the jaded, chaotic good hero type? We’re not naïve, and we still get the job done.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[thetowersystem]

most straight actors: my character transcends sexuality, I’ve never considered their sexuality until this moment because i consider straight the default yes call me a gay icon

mark hamill and oscar isaac: my character could’ve had a boyfriend if the execs hadn’t been little BITCHES about it

[tinderventure]

Matched with a dude like a week ago. We had some great conversation and then he went quiet out of nowhere. I never really thought about it and then today I was shipping orders for my website and one of the orders had this note. It was the only way he could think of to reach me 😂😂😂

[softboynick]

After three (3) years since the release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo, I still don’t understand why the Captain America exhibit was held in the Air and Space Museum. Steve Rogers is not even a pilot. The only time he ever manned a plane, and he nosedived it straight into the Arctic. 

[theonewarriorgod]

I was going to try to justify it but I can’t.

[jyostar]

Isaac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education.

this is literally how phantom blood starts

[gravegospel]

i can’t believe Isaac Newton was a vampire asshole

[silvermoon424]

IT WAS DIO THE WHOLE TIME.

[metalgirlysolid]

This makes sooooo much more sense now…