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Stray Kids incorrect quotes. Please only follow if 18+ due to the nature of some quotes. Feel free to submit quotes to be assigned!

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Seungmin: You suck.

Jisung: I prefer positive feedback.

Seungmin: Oh, okay, sorry.

Seungmin: You are very good at sucking.

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Hyunjin: Once I plant my vegetable garden, it’s over for you cabbitches.

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Felix: What’s your favorite shape? Mine’s a rhombus!

Minho: Mine’s a Jisung.

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Jisung: It’s either be yourself or pee yourself, dude.

Chan, pained: It’s really not.

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Jisung: Would you still love me?

Minho: …if what?

Jisung: No, that was the question.

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Hyunjin: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Felix: Me when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing The Hat Man.

Hyunjin: …

Hyunjin: The WHO?

Felix: Oh, so this not a safe space suddenly?

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Felix: Are you a morning person or a night person?

Chan: Buddy, I’m barely even a person.

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Felix: Nah, bro. YOU live in a society.

Felix: I live in Stardew Valley, and have passed out 264 times in my field.

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Chan: Yeah, I’m a triple threat: cute, bisexual, and incredibly depressed.

Chan: What’s sexier than that?

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Jisung: Yes, I am smart. Yes, I am stupid.

Jisung: It’s called being flexible.

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Felix: I guess I’m just too tough to cry!

Seungmin: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Felix, in tears: They don’t have any arms!

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Hyunjin: Next question.

Minho: No.

Hyunjin: Can a—

Minho: I said no.

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Jeongin: Can I be a hater for a second?

Hyunjin: Innie, you could kill someone in front of me and I’d be okay with it.

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Seungmin: You’re so annoying. Unfortunately, in a kind of sexy way.

Jisung: Oh, it’s over for you idiot. Now I’m in your head.

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Changbin: If I deposited $2000 into your CashApp right now, what would you use the money for?

Jeongin: Evil.

Changbin: What do you mean?

Jeongin: I would use the money for evil.

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Changbin: C’mon, give me five more sit-ups. Five more!

Seungmin, wheezing: No!

Changbin: If you give me five more, I’ll flash you my chest.

Seungmin: …

Seungmin: ONE, TWO—

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Minho: Quickest way to my heart?

Minho: Stab wound, probably.