Sorry not sorry.

Ohio. 23. Learning. Living. Taken. Lost.

[brokenaux-blog]

Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon had the misfortune of finding out that a casual day with Nicole Kidman some years ago had actually been a date, which he destroyed any chance of happening again by spending the entire time playing video games and eating cheese…

[seeminglycurious-deactivated201]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Dear god in heaven

[earthyglow]

I’m dying

[codeinelord]

[stand-up-gifs]

[mynewurl]

i got a new tattoo today of a phoenix to represent how as people we can rise from the ashes

[mynewurl]

[trouserweasel]

LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED

[squidyword]

i thought this was a jail themed toaster

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[pomeranian2]

[gohankin2958904385038950-blog]

if i ever misgender you:

it is not on purpose i promise

im very sorry

tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them

spray me with cold water

[tastefullyoffensive]

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

[ruecian]

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

[toytowns]

he does exist!

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

they do exist

[ruecian]

oohh….*faints*

[cest-la-m0rt-deactivated2018050]

santa?

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

[lordwalruse-deactivated20251107]

>1996 was 27 years ago

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

excuse you I was born in 1991 and I’m 23 please learn how to math

[itscolossal]

Wood Tables Embedded with Photoluminescent Resin by Mike Warren

[sl0whands-x]

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car

Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

[nirwen]

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???

[4gifs]

[becausebirds]

the difference between birds and birbs

[iguessmynameisnothing]

I am laughing SO FUCKING HARD

[im-fucking-delightful]

Thrash or die

[rising-moon-falling-stars-deact]

Turn down for what

[theartlab]

Watch the new trailer for Pixar’s Inside Out now!