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slimegirlwarlock

gay?

synthwizardromance

Yes my liege. Trans also.

slimegirlwarlock

very well. let them in.

thebibliosphere

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

thebibliosphere

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

thebibliosphere

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

thebibliosphere

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

thebibliosphere

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

thebibliosphere

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

suspiciouscoconut

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

the-sapphic-raven

IT WAS WHAT?

hategarden

If you can't wash it off, paint over it, replace the item, or buff it out, turn a message of hate into one of love! I would never condone someone to do this discreetly and in mere seconds with a quickly concealed permanent marker, for example on a public bench or bus stop. Certainly not anything like whipping out a tat machine and adding to an unconscious white supremacist's existing tattoo. That would be illegal! :) And, dear followers, I would never encourage you to do something that's illegal. So, please only use this when someone has defaced your personal property to avoid breaking the law! Because that would be illegal, and following in the law is always in everyone's best interest. :) .... :) reblogs and even reposts definitely welcome

chongoblog

Visit Original Link

valleythey

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

twilightdomain

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

beardedmrbean

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

tonyalmeida

depraced

@softichill

emittthehuman

When you already bought tickets for ‘Markiplier in North Korea’ for momiplier so you accidentally met his only fans requirement

Audio from GTA 5

videofunnyhorse

Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital?

galgorithm-deactivated20260512

What are you even saying

videofunnyhorse

the burst

galgorithm-deactivated20260512

ksqt

no fucking way

notpikaman

tap for a surprise

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi

it wIGGLES

almondbutterb1tching

this is so stimmy

confused-robot-cat

Everytime we get a pack audio, the same scenario comes to mind; Davey, Ash and Milo are cooking or talking or doing whatever inside and their mates are outside on a balcony sipping wine and talking shit

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #david shaw #redacted milo #redacted asher #milo greer