Y’know what? Screw it! Destiny meets Hunger Games, let’s do it!
Yeah, take notes kids: don’t challenge the super strong Titans or the badass Eliksni kell to a game of tug-o-war. You will not win.
But the mental image of Mara trying to tug a bag away from Saint is hilarious!
Badass grandma is badass!
Why is this so funny to me? Just the image of Cayde running away from Caiatl is somehow hysterical! XD
MARA, DON’T YOU F**KING DARE!!!
Oh dear, who has the schematics for Banshee-45?
I feel like Saladin wouldn’t have to do much to scare Drifter away. XD
Osiris, for the love of Light, take your man on a date already! Stop running away!!
I like to think this was just Cayde challenging Hawthorne to a friendly sparring match!
I don’t think I even need to explain why this is funny! I’m just imagining the utter disdain on Mara’s face while huddling with the stinky hobo man! XD
These are some good matchups!
Probably for the best. Knowing Uldren’s sass, Saladin would punt him across the arena in 5 seconds flat.
ROUND 3: I’M DEPRESSED!!!
Finally, some wholesomeness!
Don’t even think about it, Drifter!
Round 4: That was…unusually quiet…
OH SHOOT!!! DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!! O_O
Uldren is seriously starting to pop off!
Round 6: It’s getting quiet again…there’s gonna be a heart-wrenching kill again, isn’t there?
DAMMIT, ULDREN, NOT AGAIN!!!
So Hawthorne - a regular human - managed to beat a centuries old Lightbearer and a Cabal Empress…now THAT is a badass!
ROUND 7: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
A badass human. A tough-as-nails Titan. And an Awoken Prince.
Who will emerge victorious?!
AND THE WINNER IS THE BASTARD HIMSELF: ULDREN SOV!!!
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