I'm all about this life

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Finally. Some good fucking christians

[showerthoughtspost]

When you’re young, they tell you you’re very special. When you’re an adult, they ask you “what do you think makes you so special?” When you’re dead, they tell you you were a special person.

[stjudy]

WeEe can not have you around uSScrEWing things uuUp!

[dante-speaks]

WHOO lmao

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[kaijuno]

Lake Michigan

[notjustanygay]

Ocean*

[kaijuno]

I mean, Lake Michigan is big enough to be a sea. All the Great Lakes are, they’re not considered seas because they’re not all at sea level, they’re all freshwater, and they’re not directly connected to the ocean (they’re only connected through rivers and lochs)

Small lakes don’t have noticeable waves but because the Great Lakes are so big there’s enough room for the air to downdraft across it (which is also why in Michigan you get lake effect weather and so it can be a blizzard one day and 70° the next)

[todayilearnedposts]

TIL that a “20% chance of rain” can mean that there is a 20% chance that rain will occur in a given area, or that there is a 100% chance that rain will occur in 20% of a given area or anything in between.

[marniethedog]

So tell me what’s on your mind

[gowns]

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[catazoid-deactivated20200420]

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

[x-file]

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

[bonnaconblitz]

Has science gone too far

[fuckinglovebrit]

[merelybeing]

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

I’m dying this is wonderful. 

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[cloudfreed]

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

[darkphoenixsaga]

I CANNOT

[drst]

Heroines.

[silversoulwithlove]

Iconic

[processintegrated]

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life