Slam Jam Jordan Archive

The Old Slam Jam Jordan. You can find me here now: slamjamjordan.tumblr.com

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This is the end.

Not really, I’m just archiving this blog because I kind of want to start fresh again. If for some reason you want to keep up with all the shit I’m interested in, you can follow me Here

[slamjamjordanarchive]

This is the end.

Not really, I’m just archiving this blog because I kind of want to start fresh again. If for some reason you want to keep up with all the shit I’m interested in, you can follow me Here

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fuck all the other bots this is by far the most ominous message i’ve received

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CAI C93 with wood furniture - 5.56x45mm

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Passing The Torch: Watch This Father Give His Daughter His Panini Before Walking Into The Forest Forever

[elfpen]

I know I’m late to the party but can we please talk about Ben Kenobi from Star Wars #15

I mean look at this loser: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Professional Mother Hen 

He still talks to Qui-Gon, which is both amusing and heartbreaking:

He is called upon to beat up a bunch of sandpeople, and to him it’s like a jog in the park:

When people come knocking at odd hours, he doesn’t even bother picking up his weapon, he just levitates it just out of view of the door

He still has dimples and is still SASSY AS HELL

SO

MUCH

SASS

His life is just one heartbreaking reminder after another

And he’s getting older

But he’s still the most badass Jedi around,

with a heart of gold to match - and I’m fairly sure his smile can cure some illnesses:

Conclusion: Ben Kenobi is, in fact, the exact cinnamon roll that we’ve been looking for.

JASON AARON NEEDS TO WRITE MORE OLD BEN JOURNALS

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Frans Lanting: A baby albatross is weighed in South Georgia, 1989

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Hiller VZ-1 Pawnee

The Pawnee was designed in the mid to late 1950’s for the U.S Army as an aerial scout and shooting platform.  It was flown by an infantryman shifting his bodyweight, similar to the usage of a segway, but without the benefit of digital gyroscopes.  

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I need it

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F U T U R E

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(source: The Tennessean, August 9, 1925.)

[sunflowercocoa]

1) i love how they said “not just” implying that Florida man being from Florida was ONE of the reasons he was arrested but not the sole reason

2) i can’t believe florida man meme is like nearly 100 years old

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Character with cybernetics from any media with cyborgs: I never wanted to be like this... I'm a monster... Am I even human or am I nothing but a machine?

Me, if I ever got cybernetics: WHOOOOO suck my robo DICK i am the coolest motherfucker im a god damn cyborg im gonna go jump off a bridge for fun aND LIVE BECAUSE IM A GOD DAMN COOL ASS CYBORG DUDE IM GONNAPUNCH A BEAR IN THE FACE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

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[lesbianrey]

finn ran all that way back to poe, know that

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@lesbianrey

[fanonical]

the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

[dorcasmeadoews]

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

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Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

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