I don't wanna be an asshole anymore

For now, forever, for on and on and on

[slammedsey]

two donuts getting married, I’ll take it

[slammedsey]

now I know how all the military house wives felt when their husbands were off at war.

except mine isn’t in war, he’s on the fucking Amazing Race with his ex. god, I miss his face and company and I just wanna do stupid shit that would be frowned upon until he comes back. but, alas, I have kids to handle and that means I can’t cave, not now, not after this long.

[wrongfulruffian]

[darkbowler]

Anther behind the scenes shot at #RTX2015 with Burnie Burns before the founding fathers panel. Great place to power nap and trust me I would have been right there too if there was another table to sleep on.

[slammedsey]

modesty knows no age 

[sempairay]

Speaking of cats, since Geoff got me a pup, I have gotten him a smaller version of Champ. Just as grumpy, he’s bitten me 3 times.

[slammedsey]

HES SO FLUFFY OH MY FUCKING GOD 

[slammedsey]

someone is resting up for RTX

that someone isn’t me 

or Burnie 

[adamkcvic]

After a fan said that Roosterteeth stopped them from committing suicide seven years ago.

[slammedsey]

do you want on my list too, Ellis?

[slammedsey]

I go to sleep like a normal fucking human and shit goes down, I am whining 

[fragmented-fictions-deactivated]

[slammedsey]

...you are spared, for now

[slammedsey]

MILES LUNA

you’re not playing the game right

[slammedsey]

Papa Geoff, happy birthday!! Dude, I'm coming over and giving you your gift cause I miss you a bunch and it's been forever since I've seen you. I love you a lot, Geoff, have an awesome day, go be a gross old man.

Thanks dude, there’s talks of a wee party with the wee folk this weekend but whenever is good <3 

[slammedsey]

god, I’m old as shit

[slammedsey]

GEOFF ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPDAD!

THANKS KIDDO

[slammedsey]

I’m in the mood to destroy someone on principle alone