musings.

i'm interested in life. i find humor in most everything. i'd rather watch tv and talk shit with a few good friends than scream over music to perfect strangers at a party. Feeling curious?

[yodiscrepo]

[britishpike]

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

[sushinfood]

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

[breelandwalker]

WITCHCRAFT

[slangforweed-blog]

WHATTHEFUCK

[slangforweed-blog]

okay but the catch is it only works for smaller numbers.. like digit above 3, you're fucked.

[iraffiruse]

[ultrafacts]

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[duskywoodswallow]

The dogs name was Endal….”Over the years, Endal has learned to pull the plug out of the bath before going for help if Allen falls unconscious whilst bathing, and is able to put Allen in the recovery position, hit the emergency button on the telephone and summon help … Endal has learned how to use ATMs as well as Chip and pin machines, as well as helping out with shopping, opening train doors, operating lifts, unloading the washing machine and more typical doggie skills like getting the paper.” Parton states that Endal’s ability to comprehend his wishes and needs showed when they first met, and was responsible for helping him recover from the initial deep depression and trauma caused by his disability. Endal came again to national attention in a 2001 incident, when Allen was knocked out of his wheelchair by a passing car. Endal pulled Allen, who was unconscious, into the recovery position, retrieved his mobile phone from beneath the car, fetched a blanket and covered him, barked at nearby dwellings for assistance, and then ran to a nearby hotel to obtain help.

[slangforweed-blog]

dogs > cats

case closed.

[permanent-vacation]

If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.

That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

[klaudianw]

[imma-littledaisy]

So much this ^

[yodiscrepo]

[britishpike]

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

[sushinfood]

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

[breelandwalker]

WITCHCRAFT

[slangforweed-blog]

WHATTHEFUCK

[justgethigh]

We all have that one friend….

[slangforweed-blog]

when someone is telling a story and they pause for a minute, like to change subjects or reflect on what they’re saying and they say, “but, fuck…”  you have to say “buttfuck?!” deal? deal.

[slangforweed-blog]

seriously this needs to catch on

[tinderboyz]

[cherry-and-also-bomb]

[gohelengo-deactivated20170827]

Reminder

[ultrafacts]

[ultrafacts]

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[capn-fuzzy]

I saw the video of this once. I think it’s called “To Troll a Predator” on Youtube. It is fantastic

Pedophile: “Who the fuck are you?”

*Batman voice* : “I’m Batman”

[reallyrandompictures]

[kein-bier-fuer-nazis]

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

[pocblog]

[shantrinas]

i notice this guy primarily targets black men. 

obviously to get a negative response.

then comments under his videos scream

"its just a prank!!!"

"black people are so aggressive!!!"

*extreme side eye*

[mentalvegetarian]

Black People are not props/characters in your skits.

[slangforweed-blog]

^^ yall dumb mk.

[hayleu-deactivated20140714]

@myself what the fuck are you doing

[annieclarks]

[slangforweed-blog]

duh, wendy.

[gipholder]

[bijonse]

How guys take dick pics

[twink--noise]

where is the lie?