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me: wtf ??? why are days so short ??? i dont have time to do anything !?!
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me:*sleeps until 2 pm*
me: wtf ??? why are days so short ??? i dont have time to do anything !?!
Aries- Idk, I thought this would be a little more interesting. Now that you’re tied up, I’m a little bit bored. I’m going out.
Taurus- That was way harder than I thought it would be. Just stay her a sec,heh. I gotta go get an energy drink.
Gemini- *slaps you* WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF...
Glorious Melanin
Your freckles give me goosebumps,you’re gorgeous 😍
EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS
Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
Leo Reality: Emo lion
Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
Aquarius Expectation: God
Aquarius Reality: Still God
Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty
somebody give me a pep talk
inspirational
Iconic
What I love about this is that she knew they’d go to her during Iggy’s performance and expect her to act an ass or just stand there disapprovingly, but she ended up stunting on Iggy’s whole performance and looked damn adorable and sexy doing it
Queen
that is not a dog that is the continent of australia
clifford went through a goth phase
That is anubis.
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Knees
Anaconda came on 3 times at The Club last night. And let's just say I have bruised knees now.
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