Slappy's Back In Town

Did you miss me? Hehehheheeh-

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It Sloppy goophump

THAT IS NOT MY NAME-

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*jumps through the fucking drive-thru window and shatters it completely* I HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME YOU NEW FACED WOOD CHIPPED KNOW-NOTHING- -slappyatburgerking

Oh god it’s back, someone call animal control

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Oh crap TV Slappy is drunk oh crap you might want to help him out

How do you get drunk, We’re made from coffin wood. We have no digestive track- no esophagus- well, that we know of at least. He can suffer- after all, I am the best Slappy- far better than him. 

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E V E R Y T H I N G I S G O I N G T O P L A N >:D

Great, now I have a cockroach running around with some ‘scheme’.

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Y E S

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I eat wood

So you’re a termite? 

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O k t h e n. Anyways, I was just curious, do you have any preferences or things you prefer about your 'slaves'? Or do you not really care?

As long as they can do manual labor, I don’t care what race or gender they are. However, as it is common sense- I do prefer weak-minded strong slaves. They do whatever I tell them to and they do it well. 

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Hey there Slappy! Would you mind if I asked you a question?

Alright human, go ahead. You get one shot at asking me a question- every one after that is one part of your soul.

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Greetings and salutations! May I get some tacos, kind sir?

Get them yourself, I’m busy running a… wait- this is a restaurant isn’t it? Right- I almost forgot about the whole… ‘serving’ part. You know what, human? Treat yourself to the back. 

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You are shit at your job

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You’re bad at winning an election 

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Oh, thanks! I'm definitely leaving you a good tip :)

Money has no value to me, human... but , thank you I guess.

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Greetings and salutations! May I get some tacos, kind sir?

Get them yourself, I’m busy running a... wait- this is a restaurant isn't it? Right- I almost forgot about the whole... ‘serving’ part. You know what, human? Treat yourself to the back. 

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"oh great. Your here, FANTASTIC-"

Oh great, you’re in existence, f a n t a s t i c .

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I thought you'd like baja blast Pinocchio

I’d like to see you choke on it.

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(@RedAtAldi) Why do you want to enslave humans? What satisfaction would it bring?

@redataldi

They are the subjects of this universe, they’re big, hairy, stupid apes who are relatively good at following orders when scared into their position. That and I don’t want to do the more ‘dirty’ jobs, and while my monsters are great for that they have their own needs. Watching the wolfman try to build anything is a nightmare all itself. 

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Bitch

Wash your mouth out with Soap, gremlin

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Slappy youre so damn adorable i would hug you

Do it and you’ll instantly die

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Who do you like the most?

Myself