It Sloppy goophump
THAT IS NOT MY NAME-
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@slappyatjackinthebox
It Sloppy goophump
THAT IS NOT MY NAME-
*jumps through the fucking drive-thru window and shatters it completely* I HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME YOU NEW FACED WOOD CHIPPED KNOW-NOTHING- -slappyatburgerking
Oh god it’s back, someone call animal control
Oh crap TV Slappy is drunk oh crap you might want to help him out
How do you get drunk, We’re made from coffin wood. We have no digestive track- no esophagus- well, that we know of at least. He can suffer- after all, I am the best Slappy- far better than him.
E V E R Y T H I N G I S G O I N G T O P L A N >:D
Great, now I have a cockroach running around with some ‘scheme’.
Y E S
(1/2)
I eat wood
So you’re a termite?
O k t h e n. Anyways, I was just curious, do you have any preferences or things you prefer about your 'slaves'? Or do you not really care?
As long as they can do manual labor, I don’t care what race or gender they are. However, as it is common sense- I do prefer weak-minded strong slaves. They do whatever I tell them to and they do it well.
Hey there Slappy! Would you mind if I asked you a question?
Alright human, go ahead. You get one shot at asking me a question- every one after that is one part of your soul.
Greetings and salutations! May I get some tacos, kind sir?
Get them yourself, I’m busy running a… wait- this is a restaurant isn’t it? Right- I almost forgot about the whole… ‘serving’ part. You know what, human? Treat yourself to the back.
You are shit at your job
You’re bad at winning an election
Oh, thanks! I'm definitely leaving you a good tip :)
Money has no value to me, human... but , thank you I guess.
Greetings and salutations! May I get some tacos, kind sir?
Get them yourself, I’m busy running a... wait- this is a restaurant isn't it? Right- I almost forgot about the whole... ‘serving’ part. You know what, human? Treat yourself to the back.
"oh great. Your here, FANTASTIC-"
Oh great, you’re in existence, f a n t a s t i c .
I thought you'd like baja blast Pinocchio
I’d like to see you choke on it.
(@RedAtAldi) Why do you want to enslave humans? What satisfaction would it bring?
@redataldi
They are the subjects of this universe, they’re big, hairy, stupid apes who are relatively good at following orders when scared into their position. That and I don’t want to do the more ‘dirty’ jobs, and while my monsters are great for that they have their own needs. Watching the wolfman try to build anything is a nightmare all itself.
Bitch
Wash your mouth out with Soap, gremlin
Slappy youre so damn adorable i would hug you
Do it and you’ll instantly die
Who do you like the most?
Myself