Lancelot

they/he/ae/em | omg check please! blog Currently obsessing over Heated Rivalry {pb&j, zimbits, polyfrogs, and kent parson. especially kent parson.}

[lycheeek]

Roselana but make it PWHL

[strigops]

this is extremely local and also a shot in the dark but if literally anyone on this site lives in frederick county, maryland i am begging you to sign the referendum to vote on the expansion of the data center in frederick. they have until march 15th to get 18,000 signatures, after which we can vote to slap that expansion right out of their hands if we're lucky. you will need to sign at one of their in-person signing events, but it will be worth it. unfortunately they've already started construction on the site, but we CAN deny them from destroying another 1000 acres of forest/wetlands, high value farmland, and rural legacy areas.

the data center is being built on the site of an old aluminum plant, and the area surrounding it has already undergone numerous investigations for soil and groundwater contamination containing PCE, arsenic, fluoride, and the cancer-causing compounds PAHs and PCBs. while the linked EPA report seems to conclude that the contaminants on the site are "residual", it is still very much an actual superfund site. and someone decided to plunk a data center on it. the factory closed in 2005 and they were still finding new waste storage areas up until 2014, and construction is going to churn up all of that soil. i don't know enough about how well those contaminants travel as airborne dust, but it WILL get into the groundwater again with extensive disturbance like that. the current owners are now responsible for any remediation and i frankly do not trust fucking meta to keep anything from leaching anywhere. the site is also quite literally on top of tuscarora creek, which is extremely close to and flows directly into the potomac (and considering the current shitwater horizon situation our poor river REALLY does not need any more issues).

as a final kick of irony, the plant the data center will be built on closed because it was using so much electricity that they could no longer afford power. now. does that seem like a great place to build a data center, which are famous for slurping down so much electricity that it raises everyone's electric bills in the entire surrounding area. what was the thought process here. how did this ever get approved. please if you can, sign that referendum to nuke this expansion from orbit.

[eiidolon]

I think it’s very #important to recognize that the joke made about women’s u.s. team being laughed at by the whole locker room is an instance of horrific misogyny yes, but also not necessarily indicative of who HATES women or the whole USA team being “bad apples” but instead an indictment of the larger hockey culture which requires complacency in misogyny and a disregard for any sense of social awareness on every level. I am disgusted but truly, deeply, unsurprised

[eiidolon]

Also Canadians saying “my team would never do this!” You are blind and setting yourself up to be made into a fool of course they would. Their socialized healthcare will not stop these players from assimilating into the conservatism of the sport. There Are No Woke Hockey Players

[loungemermaid]

Ilya buying a label maker with a Cyrillic alphabet and labeling the whole house because while Shane’s gotten good at pronunciation, his reading in Russian is terrible, probably because he doesn’t see the letters often enough. Everything gets a label. Refrigerator(холодильник). Hair brush(щетка для волос). Cabinet(кабинет) Everything. It takes Ilya hours and he uses two rolls of label maker tape and at first he does genuinely do it to be helpful but towards the end he makes a label that says Husband(муж) on it and sticks it on his forehead because he can and he just waits for Shane to come home from whatever photoshoot he had to do that day.

[saviorified]

STOP FUCKING DOING THIS TO HIM STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

[lavenderprose]

I know we’ve talked about this before but the retroactive realization for Shane Hollander that Ilya has been his future husband the entire time must have sent that boy spinning. What do you mean I introduced myself to my future husband. What do you mean my husband was there standing beside me the day I got drafted. What do you mean I jerked off to thoughts of my husband on the most important day of my entire life up to then. What do you mean my husband took my virginity. My husband and I watched each other grow up. My husband and I fell in love for the first time together. My husband was my first ex. My husband has been the most consistent, sensual, irritating, understanding, solid, loving presence in my entire life. Since I became a man, the thoughts I have reached for to comfort myself or bring myself pleasure have been those of my husband. I memorized the moles on my future husband’s body before I fully understood the wants and needs of my own. My husband taught me how to pleasure a man by pleasuring me. The first person I willingly came out to was my husband. My friends have NEVER known me at a time in my life when I was not in love with my husband.

[arcsi0]

the Original playoffs ice kiss coming out :’)

they walked so Skip could run

[lavenderprose]

Honestly? Honestly the idea of Ilya Rozanov sitting himself down at twelve years old and saying I have GOT to get out of this country. It killed my mother. It's going to kill me. And then growing up a little bit and realizing some Things about himself and saying I have GOT to get out of this country. I have tried and tried and for some reason people keep Knowing What I Am. Ilya, young bisexual man with an apparently pretty clocky affect to his speaking voice. A strong young man with a natural and lovely flamboyance in him, a sweetness he tries to smother and the ability to play hockey like it was bestowed upon him by GOD. I've GOT to get out of here, he thinks to himself. And then he leaves (but not really) does some more growing up and he falls in love only he can't let himself be in love because the lead weight of this country is still tied to him and he thinks I have GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. Then his father dies and the man he loves says "Come with me" and Ilya says I am NEVER going back!! I will wear my mother's cross and I will think of her every day and she will forgive me for never visiting her grave because her beautiful boy got OUT. I will go to a place where I am loved by a man A MAN who I love more than I ever thought I was allowed. Who holds my face and my hands and my heart. I will find a home for myself in his arms. I will never go fucking back.

[starg0ld]

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[slapshotsandscones]

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are the most girl dads ever. Their eldest child is a girl and she is the fiercest, weirdest little goalie ever to exist, and goes on to have a career to rival both of her dad's combined. But they also definitely have multiple kids (Not 4. They both think Hayden is crazy). So their next child is a sweet little boy who wants nothing to do with ice and spends all his time baking with David (and grows up to be a world renown pastry chef or something).

[teluete]

"...Here we have two magnificent specimens of the Canadian Hockey Robot." — Ransom & Holster, probably

[slapshotsandscones]

One day I will do enough research on EBUGs to write a fic about Chowder as the EBUG for the Sharks. That day is not today, but one day!

[bittysthesis]

the haus throws a conclave whenever the main kegster planner(s) graduate

[virgoscringe]

shopping triiiiip!!! 🛍️

a lil chowdex action for my part of an art trade with the ever awesome @atlasthemayor !! ur a dream atlas ilyyyy

[montrealmadison]

omgcp fmk!!!

fuck

marry

kill

Voting ended onJun 17, 2024

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[atlasthemayor]

Omgcp fans, if I may have your attention for a moment?

I've got something very important to share here with y'all:

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Thank you, carry on 😊