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The mov part is an acronym but no one knows what it is

[slashermovhigh]

Slasher M.o.v. High

sitcom au blog where slasher movie characters go to a highschool for the sake of shenanigans

Rules

PLEASE don't take this as a serious story. It's not.

While there will be references to sequels, the in-universe relationships of the characters will be mostly limited to their first movie. So for example Laurie and Michael aren't simblings here yadda yadda the simblings subplot was stupid anyway

ALL OF THE CHARACTERS have been de-aged to 17-18 for the sake of a funny high school story.

Yes there will be inconsistencies here, but I don't care. This is just in good fun and I have no intent of making this a serious storyline with a well thought out script

While I'll do some independent posts, most of the content will be asks. So you're free to ask whatever you want to whatever character as long as you're respectful

Killing here is more of a "wow that's kinda mean" thing since there's appearently a fuckton of ways to come back to life like freddy or whatever the fuck jason and michael are doing so if you're here to complain about how I don't take death as seriously as I should you shouldn't be watching slasher movies in the first place

If you wish to do fan content of it: GO AHEAD! just @ me and use the tag #slashermovhigh

NEW RULE: I'll only answer 3 questions with drawings per day because I didn't expect people to actually enjoy this silly little au I made so much lol I got a bit overwhelmed for a sec there

ANOTHER RULE (more like a warning): If I ever skip asks for the day, one of two things happened. I either forgot, or I got a commission. Just in case you’re confused as to why your ask hasn’t been answered yet

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[6qubed]

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

[swimmingblue]

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

[ladyartemisia28]

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

[aethersea]

Thing wins the case

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

[muttmutttgoose]

Thing is dressed as elle woods

[slashermovhigh]

Are you dead?

perhaps

[elliesgaymachete]

i hope every single one of you outlives these hateful fucks on the news right now. i hope each and every one of you is able to find joy and support throughout these tumultuous times and i hope you get to live so fiercely as yourself. i hope you wake up one day to news that you’ve outlived those pieces of absolute shit and whether that brings you joy or relief or hope or what have you, i hope you live to see that day

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i love you porn i love you smut i love you intricacies of human sexuality i love erotica i love you freak nasty walls of texts i love you analyzing the subconscious through the lens of sexuality i love you bdsm i love you weird fetishes . u move me

[shadi90]

Imagine having to discharge your child from the hospital, not because they’ve recovered, but because they need the bed for another patient… This is what happened to us.

. My son Ibrahim was discharged from the hospital despite his critical condition because they needed the bed for another patient.

. We are living in torn tents under freezing cold and strong winds with no warm clothes or blankets.

. The children are shivering from the cold, and I struggle to meet their basic needs.

. The main donation account was suspended due to an issue with the campaign organizer’s account.

. I had to use PayPal for donations despite some people’s concerns about it.

. The current donations barely cover part of Ibrahim's treatment costs, and the risk to his life is increasing every day.

. We urgently need your support to save Ibrahim’s life.

. Please share this post so that help can reach as many people as possible.

. Don’t forget Gaza, don’t forget us.

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[shadi090]

With your support and participation, we can make a real difference; join us and contribute to the cause—every voice and every donation counts!

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[slashermovhigh]

oh I didn't mean to reblog this from the gimmick account lol I'll keep it up

[shadi90]

Imagine having to discharge your child from the hospital, not because they’ve recovered, but because they need the bed for another patient… This is what happened to us.

. My son Ibrahim was discharged from the hospital despite his critical condition because they needed the bed for another patient.

. We are living in torn tents under freezing cold and strong winds with no warm clothes or blankets.

. The children are shivering from the cold, and I struggle to meet their basic needs.

. The main donation account was suspended due to an issue with the campaign organizer’s account.

. I had to use PayPal for donations despite some people’s concerns about it.

. The current donations barely cover part of Ibrahim's treatment costs, and the risk to his life is increasing every day.

. We urgently need your support to save Ibrahim’s life.

. Please share this post so that help can reach as many people as possible.

. Don’t forget Gaza, don’t forget us.

Donate Now

Donate to Wasim Abulebda

Help support Wasim Abulebda by donating or sharing with your friends.

[shadi090]

With your support and participation, we can make a real difference; join us and contribute to the cause—every voice and every donation counts!

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @killy @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @pcktknife @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @vamprisms @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @schoolhater @fools-and-perverts2 @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @yekkes @hotvampireadjacent @tododeku-or-bust @marxism-transgenderism

[slashermovhigh]

I thought Brahms would have some manners being “rich & bri’ish”, but I guess he does have a babysitter for a reason

you're telling me that you thought that the Wall Guy was gonna have table manners

[slashermovhigh]

My lord! Is Brahms alright?

yeah he's just doing this wit the cupcake

[slashermovhigh]

*points at Thomas, Jason and Brahms* haha ​​stinky emo boys! me too... let's be friends? *holds up a tray of cupcakes*

[slashermovhigh]

GHOSTFACE WAKE UP AO3 IS DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *loud muffled sobbing*

AO3 IS FUCKING WJHAT

[slashermovhigh]

"Pst! ....Pst! Ghost... Ghostface, please help me out! What's the answer to question nine?"

Anon whispered quietly as their teacher was about to dose off from their lack of sleep last night.

[slashermovhigh]

Our Queen! Or...King, idk. IS BACK!!!

MERRY CHRYSLERRRRRR

[slashermovhigh]

What did the boys got for Christmas?

[slashermovhigh]

Hi~ I'm back, I only have one question for today... Can I hug Thomas? Please, can I hug the big cannibalistic man? I just really feel like hugging him right now, and no, my tail is not wagging from excitement.

he's confused by the dawg

[slashermovhigh]

Do the Sinclair twins have trauma in this universe, too? By that, I mean specifically Bo with his wrist scars. Cause that would just be tragic, since that would mean that in every single universe, Bo is doomed to never have his parents' love or Trudy's approval.

Yes, the things that happened in the movie all happened in this au (this applies to every character except for like small aspects because I said so)

[slashermovhigh]

People prepare a funeral for our beloved author. Because they might actually be dead this time.

🎶Ooooooooooh~ Say, can you see! By the dawn's early light🎶-

*sits up from the casket* what the fuck