[slaughtcrhaus]

take this for now i guess

[slaughtcrhaus]

swiftly comes over here to give isshiki’s gfs kisses then leaves

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erloeser·:

                  — no. 

squats down to reach her height before a single claw presses against the center of her chest.

“you have a lot of gall.”

[slaughtcrhaus]

garoette·:

 “ …  are you alright? ” worry creases eva’s brow at the sight of his pain, a wave of guilt passing over her — she had distracted him from a ( potentially ) dangerous task with her teasing, after all. “ well, I don’t want to make you work harder than you already have; you must be tired. besides, I have more money than I know what to do with, it’s not an issue. ”

“ah..-- this? oh! i’m fine!” he’s touched by her concern but waves it off, offering her a smile before motioning for her to follow him inside. “come inside! it’s okay! i’m not very tried, especially if it means spending time with my friends. in those cases i’m not tired at all! as for the money thing, it’s no trouble miss eva. i really mean it. use that money for something else yeah? like.. a trip to tokyo disney or to some tropical island vacation for yourself.”

[slaughtcrhaus]

@garoette​

eva, having not expected him to actually say something like that: 😳

“i mean it.”

[bcbybats]

┈ ✧; ୨ ♡ ୧ ;✧ ┈    ❛ That’s a exactly rice. It’s im-pasta-ble. ❜  

[slaughtcrhaus]

“that’s a really good use of puns!”

[slaughtcrhaus]

i’m going to the grocery store but i’ll be on my disky whisky at ryo asuka#5501

[slaughtcrhaus]

@erloeser​

yuna chuckling in infertile

stop that.

[slaughtcrhaus]

everyone who liked that nasty post is straight up gonna be a baby mama now

[slaughtcrhaus]

#( breeding kink ! breeding kink ! breeding kink ! )

looking at you @erloeser​

[slaughtcrhaus]

as a king of hell, it’s in his innate nature to breed. like every other king, belial considers producing offspring integral to their destruction of earth-- because with more demons running around, the likelihood of having shit go down is higher when there’s more of his kind.

currently, as isshiki, he has no children but as the demon king belial? he’s gained and lost children for centuries.

[slaughtcrhaus]

“  are you watching me sleep?  ” ;>

morning after starters.

"n-... well. kind of." isshiki looked away, his face steadily growing a crimson shade. "i just... i just couldn't help but admire.... how beautiful you are.. is all."

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garoette·:

“ ah, I see, trying to protect me from the inevitable? that’s rather cute of you. ” after all, she had suffered enough cuts to last a lifetime ( and would surely suffer more ), but if he would like to take the risk on her behalf, well … who is she to stop him? “ should we order out? I’ll cover the bill. ”

“c-cute?! me?! ah.. n-no... it’s just n-natural!” he scrambles trying to pick up the rest, nicking him in the process with an brief yelp of pain. isshiki dismisses it however, ignoring the cut on his finger as he quickly cleans up the rest of the mess-- returning to the question she’d posed. “do... you want to? we can eat out if you’d like. but please don’t worry about the bill. save that money for yourself alright?”

[leneemusing]

morning after starters

“  last night was nice.  ” “  lets do this again some time.  ” “  i’ll leave my number.  ” “  i gotta go, sorry.  ” “  can’t you at least stay for breakfast?  ” “  i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere.  ” “  next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first.  ” “  if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.  ” “  i don’t think my legs work again yet.  ” “  i don’t wanna get up.  ” “  no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers.  ” “  there’s no way i can hide these marks…  ” “  this was probably a mistake.  ” “  this can’t happen again.  ” “  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.  ” “  are you watching me sleep?  ” “  you look cute all frazzled like this.  ” “  why are you looking at me like that?  ” “  keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed.  ” “  something wrong? ” “  i’d stay if i could, i promise.  ” “  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ” “  i made breakfast.  ” “  how do you take your coffee?  ” “  fuck! i’m late—  ” “  did you turn the alarm off?  ” “  if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window.  ” “  i can’t find my shirt.  ” “  babe, we slept in.  ” “  i know you’re awake.  ” “  i’ll stay.  ” “  why don’t you stay?  ” “  i like waking up with you.  ” “  i like having you here at night.  ” “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  ” “  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?  ” “  do i smell bacon?  ” “  you made pancakes?  ” “  come on, come back to bed.  ” “  you weren’t there when i woke up.  ” “  i thought you left.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ” “  just let me sleep for five more minutes.  ” “  you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.  ” “  you talk in your sleep, ya know.  ”  

ACTIONS:  1. for one muse to surprise the other with breakfast in bed 2. for our muses to go another round in the morning 3. for your muse to join mine in the shower while getting ready for the day 4. for one muse to stop the other from trying to sneak away 5. for one muse to invite the other to spend the rest of the day with them  6. for one muse to convince the other to stay in bed the rest of the day 7. for our muses to have sex in the kitchen instead of finishing breakfast 8. for our muses to spoon 9. for one muse to wake up with morning wood  10. for one muse to wake the other up with oral  11. for lazy morning sex  12. for one muse to wake the other because they’re having a nightmare  13. for one muse to distract the other from getting ready by kissing/groping them 14. for one muse to kick the other out of their home  15. for our muses to wake with no recollection of the night before  

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garoette·:

“ I would think I’m a little more qualified to handle the sharp stuff, but do what you want. ” regardless, she sits  -  allows him to sift around in the aftermath. “ you’d better not cut yourself either, I’m no good at first aid … that’s what I have you for. ” 

“it’s not that i don’t think you’re underqualified, it’s just better to be safe than sorry you know?” he smiled, picking up the large pieces of glass before discarding them in a trashcan nearby. “i’d rather it be me exposed to the dangers of cuts, even if it’s a small chance, than you.”

[batoushoujo]

@slaughtcrhaus​​

　　　“ You’re really a weenie, aren’t you? Like, the weeniest weenie I’ve ever met. ”

[slaughtcrhaus]

“weenie.......” shot him right where it hurts! “i don’t think i’m a weenie.”

[slaughtcrhaus]

hey there foxy lady, care to dine ?? (-;

M-ME?!