MY HOUSE, MY FUCKING RULES!!! All rules and regulations are to be followed at all times. If, you break ONE of my rules, its going to be sorry on levels it can’t imagine or even understand. DON’T TEST ME, FAGGOT OR YOU’LL BE LEARNING THE FUCKIN HARD WAY!
fag will be awake and ready to seve by 630am, Monday thru Friday and in bed by 1030pm. Unless, given a task. I sleep while, you fucking work and will not be sleeping until, my orders have been met. Additionally, get use to sleeping at my godly feet or on the fucking floor! It’s a privilege if, I allow a inferior piece of shit like you in my bed. Understood, faggot? Admenment: it will be up by 6am. 30mins before, my alarm goes off. I expect my breakfast to be severed by the time I wake up, ya fuckin loser!
DO NOT stand to pee and must ask MY permission to squat like a good girl or I’ll beat its fucking ass! if, I deny you the priviledge and it can’t hold it anymore, piss yourself, faggot. I don’t give a fuck if, your walking down the street or in a fucking store! it will send me proof everytime until, I’m physically there to supervise its bathroom usuage. That’s if or when I even allow it to use a toilet!
it will clean my Superior piss off my floors, urinals, toilets, straight off the fucking ground I walk on, or any other surfice I see fit! Thats after, I make you sit there watching a Real Man urinate and make it beg me to miss so, I and/or my bros can laugh at your worthless ass while, we make you clean up our fucking mess. it will will be drinking allot of my waste, by the time I’m done, taught to thank me for the priviledge! This also goes for my spit. IMBRACE IT, BE THANKFUL, GET DOWN, AND OPEN WIDE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! Its the only reason you were even born to begin with.
IT WILL NOT SPEAK WITHOUT MY DIRECT PERMISSION UNLESS, SPOKEN TO, TOLD OTHERWISE, OR REPORTING TO ME. This is going to be a hard lesson for you to fucking learn, faggot but, don’t worry. I’m going to enjoy breaking every disgusting bad habit you’ve ever developed!
My room and my house are to remain spotless. Bed is to be made, my trash is to be picked up, my clothes are to be cleaned, folded, and hung. DO NOT ALLOW ME TO FIND ANYTHING OUT OF ORDER OR DIRTY. Random inspections will be taking place on demand. Be prepared.
fags don’t have money or cash. ONLY MEN do and every dime belongs to ME! Every dollar it earns must be accounted for and authorized prior to being spent. I don’t care if its a stick of fucking gum! Get use to it, fagfuck!
It will follow its new work schedule without, question. No argument, no deviations, no excuses.
It will be at the gym 5x per week. Dressing down in the lockerroom and post work out showers are mandatory. Vid proof will be submitted of the first and last workout so, I know how long you were there. No excuses. I better start seeing results or I’ll be uping your gym time. If, its raining, too fucking bad, start walking bitch! It’s costing me for its ass to be there. Amendment: fag will be at gym no earlier than 3pm for now on. I want all the younger Alpha Males at the gym to notice you’re a fucking faggot; laughing behind your back with the bros if, not directly in your pathetic ass face! Clear?
If I text you, its to respond immediately or in a timely matter, or fag will be suffering the min I get my hands on it. You’re my property and I notice everything!
fag will be tracked everywhere it goes. it can’t and wont move a single step or even leave my house without me knowing about it. When I get home, its going to love its new ankle bracelet! I don’t need it wondering off or getting lost. 🤣
What TWO MEN discuss is NONE of its fuckin business or ANY of its concern. You’re there to shut the fuck up, keep its head down, and serve. Understood?
While, we’re at it… IT WILL NEVER DISREPECT ME OR SAY ONE NEGATIVE WORD ABOUT ME TO ANYONE, EVER! IT WON’T BE MY BELT, IT’LL BE MY FUCKING FIST BEATING YOUR ASS INTO THE FUCKING GROUND! This rule also applies for all of my bros. 110% respect at all times, ya litte piece of shit!
its phone is never to be off. Make sure to charge its phone and fucking keep it that way! Especially, since I pay the fucking bill every month. Don’t forget, I can access its power levell anytime I want!
fag will not leave the perimeter of an authorized zone without my permission or make any unautherized stops when running my errands. DONT EVEN THINK IT! I’ll hunt my property down quick as fuck to drag its ass back home or to the woods by its fucking hair and don’t care whos around, sees me, or hears your crying for help, faggot! Additionally, it has a curfew for now on. This curefew is perminant and will not expire, so dont ask for it to be removed. DON’T BE LATE! fag will be in my gate no later than dusk and can only be extended by written notice (most likely denied) or on work release making me fucking money.
it WILL NOT look or speak to another Man unless, I’m present and/or told otherwise. YOU’RE MINE and do as its fucking told. Additionally, NEVER call another Man Master. That’s MY fucking title. Period!
fag WILL NEVER CALL ME SIR!!! IT’S MASTER CRIS AND ONLY MASTER CRIS! I’m not your friend, a random “Alpha Male”, or talking to one of my Bros". I’M YOUR FUCKING OWNER, you stupid faggot!!! Evertime it calls me Sir, it owes me another 20.00 and better find a way to make it!
ALL MEDIA, PICS, VIDS, SOCIAL MEDIA, ONLINE /OFFLINE ACCOUNTS (including bank accounts), AND PASSWORDS BELONG TO ME, YA FUCKING HOMO! it no longer has rights to any media of any kind! I will use, post, delete, expose, and alter whatever the fuck I want, when I want, however I want, for whatever reason I see fit! Whatever I say, do, or release WILL NOT be changed unless, told otherwise or I WILL literally beat the living fuck out of you and make hella sure it NEVER touchs anything of mine without my authorization again! GOT IT?
fag will remark its brand on its chest and any new markings I set forth with new Ink daily until, I handle the problem and make them permanent the minute I get home. I don’t care what the fuck it wants or thinks. Its going to happen!
its a fucking fag, NOT A MAN! it will remain smooth, hairless, and maintained at all times.
its little dick belongs to me and will remain caged unless, told other wise. fags don’t deserve to jerk off or even touch useless things that don’t belong to them. Only Men jerk off whenever the fuck we want, fag boy! fags have fuck holes, Men have Dicks. Get use to drooling and cumming from your fucking cunt being drilled, homo. That’s what you were built and made for.
fag will eat my scraps and leftovers out of its bowl, at my feet on the floor during, feeding time. Exactly where it belongs insuring fag eats and finishes everything its fed. No, it won’t have a choice. Be thankful I even feed its sorry little ass! Got that?
Clothes are meant for MEN, not fags. Regardless if its in my bed, handling its chores, chained to my desk, on a hike, or my Superior foot is planted on your stupid ass face being used as my fucking footrest; it WILL be naked. Unless, its in public, around family, or individules that don’t need to see what I own. fags clothes belong to me, are extreamly limited, and will choose what it wears in such events they are required. If, it gets ANY ink on my sheets until, my markings become permanent or even dirty them; you’ll be washing them by fucking hand. NO EXCUSES.
Get use to being on the fucking floor, faggot! It WILL NOT be allowed on my furniture or any furniture without direct permission or told otherwise. I dont give a shit where we are. Hotel, bar, my bros place, or even on a camping trip. Stay the fuck down and get comfortable! Furniture is for humans. Its definitely not human or equal, its a fucking fag.
it is 100% responsible and in its best interest to keep up with my demands, update new laws (allot more to be added), and follow my orders. YOU LIVE FOR ME AND ONLY ME! Make me proud, keep me happy, and we won’t have a fucking problem. Welcome to your new life, fagfuck! You’re lucky I’ll be home soon. In the mean time, I’ll be watching…
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