Welcome to the Taylor Swift fandom aka complete madness. Most of us used to be chill, but we lost it long ago due to all the shifty swifty actions (keep reading for definition); you should know that our fandom splits into two parts: the nostalgic/at times make-no-sense âMiss the old Taylorâ part and the over euforic âYAASS SLAY ME QUEEN I LOVE YOUâ part. Hereâs a quick abc of our fandom.
1. Taylor is mostly made of awkwardness and clumsiness. e.g. she once touched a heat lamp cause her hands were cold and burned her fingertips.
2. She is also the queen of sassiness. She will not take your bullshit. She will tweet or post a Instagram picture making fun of you in the most subtle and yet funny way.
3. She is a interpretative-dance kind of girl. She made up moves and coined names for them that are wildly appreciated through the fandom. e.g. âThe Mom Croonâ or âThe Angry Flamingoâ.
4. Sheâs a slut for cats. 90% of her social media action involves cats or cat puns. She also has two Scottish-fold cats: Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson (aka her favorite tv show characters)
5. She is a fangirl. Like a legit one. She coined fangirl terms and she incredibly contributed to the fangirling culture. She is a master in the art of hashtagging. Her hashtag game is lit af .Â
6. She earned the nickname Shifty Swifty. Due to her surprise releases and social media bombing, Ms. Swift is the recipient of this appellative. She is also very interactive with her fandom, lurking fansâ social media profiles and contacting them with DMs or letters. She is ALWAYS onto something. Shiftyly, of course.
7. She loves her fans more than anything. She is the inventor of âSwiftmasâ, that is Taylor Swift sending gifts to her fansâ houses. She also picked fans and invited them to her 6 houses to have a listening session for 1989, her latest album and baked cookies for them.
8. She loves baking and sporadically post her accomplishments on social media.
9. Taylor Swift is obsessed with puns and lucky numbers. e.g. during the 1989 era the price of most of her merch was 19.89 dollars. She also donated 1989 dollars to charity. Things like that. Her ultimate lucky number is 13.Â
8. She has a rather strong passion for hip hop.
9. Sheâs clearly into English men.
10. Her alter ego is becky.
11. Sheâs a dark-guy woman. And sheâs comfortable with well-endowed men.
12. She always starts answering questions with âUhm, I think for meâŠâ.
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