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[baldingfemale]

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[datura-inoxia]

Nature is healing

[drudg30n]

[energyprison]

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[goatstrogen]

🐇👈 the 🅿️🆎🆔. the 🅱️🆕ℹ️.

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[a-book-of-creatures]

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

[theehorsepusssy]

[filthburger]

[filthburger]

my name isn't even david

[anime-girl-ash-williams]

[fallingtowers]

paul atreides get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

[smeagol-daily]

Unknown Photographer. Elijah Wood. 2006/01.

[ierosylia]

shirt that says 'i ♡ writing 300 words of the worst prose known to mankind'

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[thementalistscandidate]

When I say it I mean I’m gonna do this to them

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow