"I'M NOT A PERVERT!! I'M AN INNOVATOR!!!!"

[kai, eden, kaeden, or zenith!] all pronouns EXCEPT for they/them. more dragony/avian bioterms so like. hair -> feathers nails -> claws shit like that ΘΔ discord is moth.crumbs trans person supporter :thumbsup: - For those who need to know, this blog is also run by "the other guy" in Kai's head. You can call me Solace, i suppose. Just don't expect me to post much. I rarely have anything to say. -

[mothcrumbs]

FAGGOT

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[noahsfault]

One of the biggest tragedies of half the TADC fandom rejecting Jax's transness is they're not appreciating the fact that goose trojan horsed her transfem character in the shell of a tumblr sexyman and then made it canon in cinemas

You are robbing yourself of how funny that is and I'm sad for you

[scramratz]

Webbed site dont work on mobile oh cool so cool

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[nebulae-d]

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[intriga-hounds]

Sivi ears when waiting patiently for Beloved Mother to come to bed

Sivi ears when Mother Bedtime appears imminent

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why r apps asking for pin codes u r NOT that important

[kakapojay]

you just know he smells like TWIGS

[fucko]

[mothcrumbs]

The new meds are Not a great fit

[mothcrumbs]

Anyways I figured out that I wasn't sick because of Germs or anything like that. It was because I Forgot To Eat For Like Two Days

[mothcrumbs]

Turns out using my inhaler somewhat regularly can help with my shitass lungs. Science is beautiful

[mothcrumbs]

I am only here because my keyboard is broken.