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i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

Well I'm sure you could take her on anyhow . I may not approve of your dealings , but scamming kids is just not right .

Hah ! I did what I had to do . My reputation was on the line .

didn't take you for the type to care about kids.

and i did what i had to do. so if anything you're just as shady as me.

Care is a strong word . I just don't like the scamming types .

You've got it wrong , tanker . There is nothing shady about me . In fact , I outshine everyone in this whole yard ! When I become the reigning champ there won't be room for shady people like you .

really, now ? i just think it's kinda funny that you draw the line at kids is all.

oh, of course, your royal highness. i should've known. i think there will be plenty room, considering im the one who wiped out rusty and got you lot a redo, not to mention you came running to me the second dinah ditched you. im more valuable than you give me credit for.

I have my boundaries , that's all you need to know .

Valuable , sure , but only for now . You're simply a pawn to me . While I am the mighty chessmaster . When I become champion , you'll be nothing more than an afterthought ! I could've raced without your help . It just made things convenient ; that is all .

oooo, I'm soooo scared. you'll see that I'm more than that eventually. looking past your ego might help, but since it's so inflated, i can see why thats hard for you.

My ego is an adequate size for someone such as myself . Perhaps you should lower your own expectations . You'll only be disappointed otherwise !

that just proves my point. you're not all you make yourself out to be. I know my worth, that's all I gotta say about that. I know I'm not the most important person ever but I also know I'm more important than a " pawn " .

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

Well I'm sure you could take her on anyhow . I may not approve of your dealings , but scamming kids is just not right .

Hah ! I did what I had to do . My reputation was on the line .

didn't take you for the type to care about kids.

and i did what i had to do. so if anything you're just as shady as me.

Care is a strong word . I just don't like the scamming types .

You've got it wrong , tanker . There is nothing shady about me . In fact , I outshine everyone in this whole yard ! When I become the reigning champ there won't be room for shady people like you .

really, now ? i just think it's kinda funny that you draw the line at kids is all.

oh, of course, your royal highness. i should've known. i think there will be plenty room, considering im the one who wiped out rusty and got you lot a redo, not to mention you came running to me the second dinah ditched you. im more valuable than you give me credit for.

I have my boundaries , that's all you need to know .

Valuable , sure , but only for now . You're simply a pawn to me . While I am the mighty chessmaster . When I become champion , you'll be nothing more than an afterthought ! I could've raced without your help . It just made things convenient ; that is all .

oooo, I'm soooo scared. you'll see that I'm more than that eventually. looking past your ego might help, but since it's so inflated, i can see why thats hard for you.

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

Well I'm sure you could take her on anyhow . I may not approve of your dealings , but scamming kids is just not right .

Hah ! I did what I had to do . My reputation was on the line .

didn't take you for the type to care about kids.

and i did what i had to do. so if anything you're just as shady as me.

Care is a strong word . I just don't like the scamming types .

You've got it wrong , tanker . There is nothing shady about me . In fact , I outshine everyone in this whole yard ! When I become the reigning champ there won't be room for shady people like you .

really, now ? i just think it's kinda funny that you draw the line at kids is all.

oh, of course, your royal highness. i should've known. i think there will be plenty room, considering im the one who wiped out rusty and got you lot a redo, not to mention you came running to me the second dinah ditched you. im more valuable than you give me credit for.

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

Well I'm sure you could take her on anyhow . I may not approve of your dealings , but scamming kids is just not right .

Hah ! I did what I had to do . My reputation was on the line .

didn't take you for the type to care about kids.

and i did what i had to do. so if anything you're just as shady as me.

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

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mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

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i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

RP MASTERLIST

(Updated 19th May 2026. Most recent rps at the bottom)

Management wants Slick to stop crashing (lol no)

Slick refuses to show Hydra mercy

Porter drops promo tour lore and refuses to show Slick the videos

Slick doesn't appreciate Porter pining in public areas

Hydra gets new hair dye and Slick makes fun of them

Slick helps Hydra find missing snake

Slick helps Lumber with loud noises

Slick tells Hydra they have enough plushies

Hydra explodes, Slick checks on them

Hydra eats the wrong brownies + tries to get Slick to get Lumber to do the same

Slick does not want to be a yellow carrot

Slick and Tassita complain about headaches

Slick sells Tassita pain meds

Slick tries to get Porter out of bed

Porter and Slick want to kill someone

Pearl and Slick argue for no reason

Greaseball offers to do something with Slick

Greaseball helps Slick with migraine

Porter falls asleep on the kitchen floor, Slick wakes him

Lumber and Slick talk about the box

Slick breaks her mirror, Pearl helps her

Porter and Slick talk about the box

Hydra and Slick plan Scientology speedrun

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who’s helping me with a scientology speedrun.

me.

OKAY. good. we do need a game plan.

OKAYOKAY. so. first of all, we're gonna need distraction if we wanna get anywhere

personally, i say we send in Lu with the harmonica to distract them.

that might just work actually. we probably wouldn't have to do much convincin' either, he'd be up for it.

right. while we’re at it we should prob’ly let port come too.

hm. yeah, guess it's only fair. . . we gotta find a job for him though.

guess so… how ‘bout we’ve got him outside on like a headset or somethin’ tellin’ us where to go, right? ‘cause naturally one of us’ll have a camera.

yeah, yeah, that way we can get real far into the building. we'll have him walk around or something so he doesn't look suspicious. and we can't be too obvious comin' in either if we want to get more than three steps in.

yeah…wait. didn’t they take the door handles off? how’re we meant to get in?

right. they did. uhh. . . you can get into doors without handles with a screwdriver, if the opening is still there. . . or we could try and find another door or somethin'.

hmmm. aright. seems plausible.

good, cause it is.

who’s helping me with a scientology speedrun.

me.

OKAY. good. we do need a game plan.

OKAYOKAY. so. first of all, we're gonna need distraction if we wanna get anywhere

personally, i say we send in Lu with the harmonica to distract them.

that might just work actually. we probably wouldn't have to do much convincin' either, he'd be up for it.

right. while we’re at it we should prob’ly let port come too.

hm. yeah, guess it's only fair. . . we gotta find a job for him though.

guess so… how ‘bout we’ve got him outside on like a headset or somethin’ tellin’ us where to go, right? ‘cause naturally one of us’ll have a camera.

yeah, yeah, that way we can get real far into the building. we'll have him walk around or something so he doesn't look suspicious. and we can't be too obvious comin' in either if we want to get more than three steps in.

yeah…wait. didn’t they take the door handles off? how’re we meant to get in?

right. they did. uhh. . . you can get into doors without handles with a screwdriver, if the opening is still there. . . or we could try and find another door or somethin'.

who’s helping me with a scientology speedrun.

me.

OKAY. good. we do need a game plan.

OKAYOKAY. so. first of all, we're gonna need distraction if we wanna get anywhere

personally, i say we send in Lu with the harmonica to distract them.

that might just work actually. we probably wouldn't have to do much convincin' either, he'd be up for it.

right. while we’re at it we should prob’ly let port come too.

hm. yeah, guess it's only fair. . . we gotta find a job for him though.

guess so… how ‘bout we’ve got him outside on like a headset or somethin’ tellin’ us where to go, right? ‘cause naturally one of us’ll have a camera.

yeah, yeah, that way we can get real far into the building. we'll have him walk around or something so he doesn't look suspicious. and we can't be too obvious comin' in either if we want to get more than three steps in.

who’s helping me with a scientology speedrun.

me.

OKAY. good. we do need a game plan.

OKAYOKAY. so. first of all, we're gonna need distraction if we wanna get anywhere

personally, i say we send in Lu with the harmonica to distract them.

that might just work actually. we probably wouldn't have to do much convincin' either, he'd be up for it.

right. while we’re at it we should prob’ly let port come too.

hm. yeah, guess it's only fair. . . we gotta find a job for him though.

who’s helping me with a scientology speedrun.

me.

OKAY. good. we do need a game plan.

OKAYOKAY. so. first of all, we're gonna need distraction if we wanna get anywhere

personally, i say we send in Lu with the harmonica to distract them.

that might just work actually. we probably wouldn't have to do much convincin' either, he'd be up for it.

who’s helping me with a scientology speedrun.

me.

OKAY. good. we do need a game plan.

OKAYOKAY. so. first of all, we're gonna need distraction if we wanna get anywhere

who’s helping me with a scientology speedrun.