𝙎𝘓𝘐𝘊𝘒 ⚠️

freight is great!!! will crash if the price is right ✮˙•˚⚠️˚•˙✮ //StEx Slick rp account!

[sleekandquick]

INTRO ---

" I am a fist amidst the hands

and I break it just because I can .ᐟ.ᐟ "

Slick McCoy

⚠︎ she/they

⚠︎ oil tanker

⚠︎ lesbian

⚠︎ 20

⚠︎ freight is great !!

OOC info

blog run by @batty-battt

i also run @therealgreaseballthediesel (wembley gb rp) and @the-circus-car (my stex oc rp blog)

on instagram (batty.batt.draws0), tiktok (batty.batt), and discord as well [most active on tiktok and discord though]

minor!! 18+ can interact but no nsfw or flirty rp

open to shipping!! (so long as you're not 18+)

DMS are open for rp planning, plot requests, etc as well as in character messages. ask box is open for all the same things as well and is encouraged, especially in character asks!!

EST - responses may be slow due to rehearsals, i also have school from 8:00am - 2:30pm est normally and thus probably won't be active during those times

navigation tags:

#⚠ lets get slick !! - ic posts

#✘ cant hear nothing !! - ooc posts

#⚠ you'll see : [insert character name here] - responses

links:

headcanons

old intro

i may make a playlist and link it at some point idrk

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

does anyoneone know how to fix a printer?

[sleekandquick]

depends, what's wrong with it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

well, it prints things all right!! everything is just- blue!!

[sleekandquick]

does it have ink ??

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

of course it has ink!! I bought some the other day!!

[sleekandquick]

and you're sure you put it in right ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

yes, of course I’m sure!! mostly sure anyways!!

[sleekandquick]

uh huh. . . have you tried hitting it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

I feel like that would- I don’t know?? maybe make it worse!!

[sleekandquick]

I dunno, sometimes it works !! or maybe turn it off and back on again ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

um, okay!! though I’m not sure if it’ll turn off the blue!!

[sleekandquick]

still worth a shot, isn't it ? look, if that won't work i guess i could come and look at it. . . you'd owe me though.

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

i suppose so !!

that's- really generous of you, I'd- actually, thinking about it, i'm not too sure if i really want to owe you anything!! no offense!!

[sleekandquick]

what's that supposed to mean ? it'd only be like. . . 20 pounds, maybe even 15 since im feeling nice.

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

um.. nothing?? i mean, that's a lot nicer of a deal then i thought it would be!!

[sleekandquick]

oh please, im not that mean. it's just a printer. can't be too hard to fix, so.

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

does anyoneone know how to fix a printer?

[sleekandquick]

depends, what's wrong with it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

well, it prints things all right!! everything is just- blue!!

[sleekandquick]

does it have ink ??

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

of course it has ink!! I bought some the other day!!

[sleekandquick]

and you're sure you put it in right ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

yes, of course I’m sure!! mostly sure anyways!!

[sleekandquick]

uh huh. . . have you tried hitting it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

I feel like that would- I don’t know?? maybe make it worse!!

[sleekandquick]

I dunno, sometimes it works !! or maybe turn it off and back on again ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

um, okay!! though I’m not sure if it’ll turn off the blue!!

[sleekandquick]

still worth a shot, isn't it ? look, if that won't work i guess i could come and look at it. . . you'd owe me though.

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

i suppose so !!

that's- really generous of you, I'd- actually, thinking about it, i'm not too sure if i really want to owe you anything!! no offense!!

[sleekandquick]

what's that supposed to mean ? it'd only be like. . . 20 pounds, maybe even 15 since im feeling nice.

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

does anyoneone know how to fix a printer?

[sleekandquick]

depends, what's wrong with it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

well, it prints things all right!! everything is just- blue!!

[sleekandquick]

does it have ink ??

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

of course it has ink!! I bought some the other day!!

[sleekandquick]

and you're sure you put it in right ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

yes, of course I’m sure!! mostly sure anyways!!

[sleekandquick]

uh huh. . . have you tried hitting it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

I feel like that would- I don’t know?? maybe make it worse!!

[sleekandquick]

I dunno, sometimes it works !! or maybe turn it off and back on again ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

um, okay!! though I’m not sure if it’ll turn off the blue!!

[sleekandquick]

still worth a shot, isn't it ? look, if that won't work i guess i could come and look at it. . . you'd owe me though.

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

does anyoneone know how to fix a printer?

[sleekandquick]

depends, what's wrong with it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

well, it prints things all right!! everything is just- blue!!

[sleekandquick]

does it have ink ??

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

of course it has ink!! I bought some the other day!!

[sleekandquick]

and you're sure you put it in right ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

yes, of course I’m sure!! mostly sure anyways!!

[sleekandquick]

uh huh. . . have you tried hitting it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

I feel like that would- I don’t know?? maybe make it worse!!

[sleekandquick]

I dunno, sometimes it works !! or maybe turn it off and back on again ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

does anyoneone know how to fix a printer?

[sleekandquick]

depends, what's wrong with it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

well, it prints things all right!! everything is just- blue!!

[sleekandquick]

does it have ink ??

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

of course it has ink!! I bought some the other day!!

[sleekandquick]

and you're sure you put it in right ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

yes, of course I’m sure!! mostly sure anyways!!

[sleekandquick]

uh huh. . . have you tried hitting it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

does anyoneone know how to fix a printer?

[sleekandquick]

depends, what's wrong with it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

well, it prints things all right!! everything is just- blue!!

[sleekandquick]

does it have ink ??

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

of course it has ink!! I bought some the other day!!

[sleekandquick]

and you're sure you put it in right ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

does anyoneone know how to fix a printer?

[sleekandquick]

depends, what's wrong with it ?

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

well, it prints things all right!! everything is just- blue!!

[sleekandquick]

does it have ink ??

[pearlthebrandnewgirl]

does anyoneone know how to fix a printer?

[sleekandquick]

depends, what's wrong with it ?

[sleekandquick]

summer couldn't end any faster. i'm DYING.

[sleekandquick]

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

[acdc-engine]

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

[sleekandquick]

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

[acdc-engine]

Well I'm sure you could take her on anyhow . I may not approve of your dealings , but scamming kids is just not right .

Hah ! I did what I had to do . My reputation was on the line .

[sleekandquick]

didn't take you for the type to care about kids.

and i did what i had to do. so if anything you're just as shady as me.

[acdc-engine]

Care is a strong word . I just don't like the scamming types .

You've got it wrong , tanker . There is nothing shady about me . In fact , I outshine everyone in this whole yard ! When I become the reigning champ there won't be room for shady people like you .

[sleekandquick]

really, now ? i just think it's kinda funny that you draw the line at kids is all.

oh, of course, your royal highness. i should've known. i think there will be plenty room, considering im the one who wiped out rusty and got you lot a redo, not to mention you came running to me the second dinah ditched you. im more valuable than you give me credit for.

[acdc-engine]

I have my boundaries , that's all you need to know .

Valuable , sure , but only for now . You're simply a pawn to me . While I am the mighty chessmaster . When I become champion , you'll be nothing more than an afterthought ! I could've raced without your help . It just made things convenient ; that is all .

[sleekandquick]

oooo, I'm soooo scared. you'll see that I'm more than that eventually. looking past your ego might help, but since it's so inflated, i can see why thats hard for you.

[acdc-engine]

My ego is an adequate size for someone such as myself . Perhaps you should lower your own expectations . You'll only be disappointed otherwise !

[sleekandquick]

that just proves my point. you're not all you make yourself out to be. I know my worth, that's all I gotta say about that. I know I'm not the most important person ever but I also know I'm more important than a " pawn " .

[sleekandquick]

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

[acdc-engine]

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

[sleekandquick]

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

[acdc-engine]

Well I'm sure you could take her on anyhow . I may not approve of your dealings , but scamming kids is just not right .

Hah ! I did what I had to do . My reputation was on the line .

[sleekandquick]

didn't take you for the type to care about kids.

and i did what i had to do. so if anything you're just as shady as me.

[acdc-engine]

Care is a strong word . I just don't like the scamming types .

You've got it wrong , tanker . There is nothing shady about me . In fact , I outshine everyone in this whole yard ! When I become the reigning champ there won't be room for shady people like you .

[sleekandquick]

really, now ? i just think it's kinda funny that you draw the line at kids is all.

oh, of course, your royal highness. i should've known. i think there will be plenty room, considering im the one who wiped out rusty and got you lot a redo, not to mention you came running to me the second dinah ditched you. im more valuable than you give me credit for.

[acdc-engine]

I have my boundaries , that's all you need to know .

Valuable , sure , but only for now . You're simply a pawn to me . While I am the mighty chessmaster . When I become champion , you'll be nothing more than an afterthought ! I could've raced without your help . It just made things convenient ; that is all .

[sleekandquick]

oooo, I'm soooo scared. you'll see that I'm more than that eventually. looking past your ego might help, but since it's so inflated, i can see why thats hard for you.

[sleekandquick]

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

[acdc-engine]

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

[sleekandquick]

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

[acdc-engine]

Well I'm sure you could take her on anyhow . I may not approve of your dealings , but scamming kids is just not right .

Hah ! I did what I had to do . My reputation was on the line .

[sleekandquick]

didn't take you for the type to care about kids.

and i did what i had to do. so if anything you're just as shady as me.

[acdc-engine]

Care is a strong word . I just don't like the scamming types .

You've got it wrong , tanker . There is nothing shady about me . In fact , I outshine everyone in this whole yard ! When I become the reigning champ there won't be room for shady people like you .

[sleekandquick]

really, now ? i just think it's kinda funny that you draw the line at kids is all.

oh, of course, your royal highness. i should've known. i think there will be plenty room, considering im the one who wiped out rusty and got you lot a redo, not to mention you came running to me the second dinah ditched you. im more valuable than you give me credit for.

[sleekandquick]

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

[acdc-engine]

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

[sleekandquick]

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

[acdc-engine]

Well I'm sure you could take her on anyhow . I may not approve of your dealings , but scamming kids is just not right .

Hah ! I did what I had to do . My reputation was on the line .

[sleekandquick]

didn't take you for the type to care about kids.

and i did what i had to do. so if anything you're just as shady as me.

[sleekandquick]

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

[acdc-engine]

Who , now ? I don't believe for a moment that anyone could ' out - scam ' someone as shady as you , oil tanker .

[sleekandquick]

mrs. bench. this lady who does that fidget trading thing and always scams these random kids and thinks she's the shit.

can't be too shady, can I ? I mean, you did business with me.

[sleekandquick]

i wanna outscam that mrs. bench lady that does that stupid fidget trading. she's gotten a little too confident.

[sleekandquick]

RP MASTERLIST

(Updated 19th May 2026. Most recent rps at the bottom)

Management wants Slick to stop crashing (lol no)

Slick refuses to show Hydra mercy

Porter drops promo tour lore and refuses to show Slick the videos

Slick doesn't appreciate Porter pining in public areas

Hydra gets new hair dye and Slick makes fun of them

Slick helps Hydra find missing snake

Slick helps Lumber with loud noises

Slick tells Hydra they have enough plushies

Hydra explodes, Slick checks on them

Hydra eats the wrong brownies + tries to get Slick to get Lumber to do the same

Slick does not want to be a yellow carrot

Slick and Tassita complain about headaches

Slick sells Tassita pain meds

Slick tries to get Porter out of bed

Porter and Slick want to kill someone

Pearl and Slick argue for no reason

Greaseball offers to do something with Slick

Greaseball helps Slick with migraine

Porter falls asleep on the kitchen floor, Slick wakes him

Lumber and Slick talk about the box

Slick breaks her mirror, Pearl helps her

Porter and Slick talk about the box

Hydra and Slick plan Scientology speedrun