otherwise known as malky

she/her in her 30s.

[sleepdepravity]

i like cleaning in video games but i hate decorating and unfortunately the mayor gave me a house and a bunch of boxes of furniture that apparently the townspeople are gifting me so i'm just unpacking shit and ploping them down wherever

[sleepdepravity]

It’s shortage o’clock, time to not know when my amphetamines will be available

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[luntfontanne]

dearly departed fung wah bus may she rest in POWER 🫡 obsessed with ayo's go-to bit in her last press cycle being the great molasses flood and this time around it's the fung wah bus. real bostonian representation 🙂‍↕️

now you gotta pay like $35 for a bus to new york and it STILL will probably break down and leave you stranded at an ihop in connecticut :(

[luntfontanne]

imagine this 💭: open your eyes 🫵 CLOSE 'EM 🙂‍↕️ now open your MENTAL EYE 👁️ right? you are in a BUS DEPOT 🚏🚌 in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown 🏮🌆 you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 💸 bus that will take you to new york 🗽 in UNDER four hours ⏱️ sometimes THREE 🏃💨 it's like the concorde of buses ✈️ this thing's going a hundred miles— BIG bus, too🫸↔️🫷not a small bus 🤏 BIG ol' bus 🙌💪 HUNDRED miles an hour 💯 on the speedway 🛣️ sometimes? catching fire 🔥🧯 don't sit in the back 👈 don't sit in the front 👉 you will hit things 🧳⚠️ and things will hit you 🤕🔨 the bus? might explode 💥💥💥 THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ✋ your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK 🫡 and then you do :)

[sleepdepravity]

ok so i'm pretty sure that in terms of physics, you have a boat, right. and let's say you have a rocket at the back so it goes really fast, right, like the bottom of the ship starts rising, right? because it has to push the water out of its way and it's sort of forced upward, like lift i guess, until it's probably more like skimming on top of the water? what the fuck is that called

[sleepdepravity]

*squinting at a poster on the metro* …does that say “Shakespeare: the American story”….?

[sleepdepravity]

Also, a characterization that I had always given Sanji that has turned out to be quite serendipidous is that I’ve always imagined him as someone who kinda recoils at the idea of body modification, like, he’s okay with franky but if he imagines going through that with his own body it freaks him out. If he ever did lose a hand, it would probably take a while to mentally accept a prosthetic, it just feels wrong somehow.

So then Oda reveals that his brothers were genetically modified super soldiers,

[sleepdepravity]

I also forgot to post yesterday that this Akane-banashi panel was pretty delish

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[userfpurteen]

GAHAHHAHAA I made a comic!!! will I ever do it again? i don't know this killed me it took all night and all day 🚬👴🏻 I need to lie down.

this is a love letter to sanji and all the chefs in my life who I know and cherish

[sleepdepravity]

Waiiighjhhfj she ssoooooooo cool

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[silvermoon424]

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

[kedamakedama]

[sleepdepravity]

昨天下午 Tango pushed open my door 一点点，不来。我说 “喂？” 他来了！好可爱

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP wove a traditional Chinese-style cover for her essential balm. Cnetizens also shared their handmade woven cases.

(fengyoujing风油精, literally wind oil essential, like tiger balm, it’s a daily household item in China. The light green liquid has a strong refreshing scent. Dab it on your temples and neck in summer to stay awake. It relieves itching and swelling from bug bites, especially mosquito bites, and eases dizziness and mild car sickness too.)(cr国家特级铲shi官)