Stop Wanting To Fuck Turtles

Rules to follow: No desires to fuck the tmnts #protecttheturtles

[bogmonsters]

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

[bogmonsters]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FUNKY LITTLE LIZARD

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[honeybottledrip]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

[glumshoe]

friends with benefits? what, like dental?

[displayheartcode]

me, at 14: ugh. i hate twilight because edward is creepy and bella doesn't do anything. why do the vampires need to sparkle?

me, at 24: twilight is complicated because our society loves to mock the things teenage girls love. this brought a new wave of ya books that has been plainly beneficial to the industry. while this is a factor, there's no denying the obvious racism and misogyny coded in meyer's books (i.e. the denial of bella's agency throughout each book, the mystic pregnancy, the obvious appropriation of an indigenous culture and their dehumanization by the narrative, etc.)and the classism tied with it. this makes it hard to fully defend the books even though the nostalgia and aesthetic are nice to have with the twilight renaissance. this is also a reoccurring issue when looking back at other popular franchises like harry potter and firefly.

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[automaticmaiden]

[theonion]

“He made us. He deserves a little fun.”

[blextrophy]

[mysterycultist-deactivated20180]

psycho killer… kess ka say… fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[dyetransfer]

[official-josh]

[stjudy]

quarantined at home 2020

[mittenfoot]

[moonlight-rising]

[wychelm]

is this something

[devildaisies]

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

[minervablues]