Critical potato

Actually 19 lol . Still Tired. Still In need of a friend.

[jackstauber]

who is jack stauber

[contac]

[jackstauber]

happy guy today is a good day. these aren’t from today but thats ok

[jackstauber]

[seawitchedd]

Donald Glover for New Yorker Magazine

[gayandgreen]

We went to the beach and tried to find rocks that looked like each others eyes

[discard-and-discover-deactivate]

sorry but this is the purest date idea ever

[lampsarepeopletoo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[nevver]

[indigo]

wow, i’m stunned that paper thin clothing with embarrassing slogans slapped on top wasn’t a sound business model

[indigo]

what will we even do without our finest purveyor of shitty clothing made by slaves 😔

in memoriam 😔

[uiruu]

“forever” 21

[queen834goo-deactivated20200516]

Dies anyway

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Waiting on them plus size sales

[valtsv]

i'm trying to say this is the nicest way possible but i see so many posts on this site made by lgbt people about their romantic fantasies of going on a stargazing date and kissing or whatever where people in the notes are like "this but without the romance" and i just. that's not cool, okay? can we not do that? please? do i need to explain why or do we all understand why that's kinda unpleasant and in poor taste?

[lennythereviewer]

I’m a Floridian, so when it comes to Hurricane Dorian and all the scaremongering going on I’ve been like 

HOWEVER, among all of the tips and survival tidbits flying around there is ONE fact that I’ve not seen going around, and I realized it after I had to inform my Dad of this; I’ve told my friends, and now I’m going to tell you

IT IS 100% ILLEGAL FOR A BUSINESS TO PRICE GOUGE DURING A STATE OF EMERGENCY

This applies to both retail stores, gas stations, and hotels

If your local store is trying to rip you off by charging 20$ for a case of water you CAN report them!

If you’re in Florida and you know a store that is trying to rip people off, call this number

[phone]

Or go online: http://myfloridalegal.com/

The only wiggle room on this is if the business can justify the price due to wholesale costs increasing around the same time. Gas stations get a little more breathing room on this since gas prices are always changing. So if a gas station charges 20 cents more you might not have a case, but if they’re charging DOLLARS more then you got something there

Don’t let people rip you off you’re just trying to survive this storm, you have rights

Reblog this to spread it around

[goobra]

there’s no way you can look at this and tell me that twitter is better than tumblr

[catharticboredom]

el*ctr*c ch*ir

[goobra]

(i can reclaim)

[pensivespacepirate]

2019 twitter is 2013 tumblr

[the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee]

“hate speach”

[fanotastic]

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

[fanotastic]

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

[fanotastic]

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

[fanotastic]

7 FUNCTION PEN HAS RETURNED

[mason11505]

@fanotastic what are the functions?

[fanotastic]

1. It's a pen

2. A mini ruler

3. A level

4. A stylus

5. A FLATHEAD

6. A PHILLIPS HEAD

[swimming-owl]

okay i will bite what is the seventh

[fanotastic]

7. The backbone of society

[communist-frosting]

8. Projectile.

[twitblr]

Today is Dr. Phil’s 69th birthday

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

happy birthday thottie

[artromantic]

gay bitches be like “I’m yearning for someone to run their fingers through my hair softly while we lay together in comfortable silence” anyways I’m bitches