Sleeping In Space

I have no self control, and I like a bunch of different things.

[sleepinginspace]

I GOT MY URL BACK

anyways hi. it’s me. i went by hannah but that girl is dead, so it’s just elle. haven’t been here since about 2015, i think? bare with me lol.

[sleepinginspace]

well, ain’t this shit fucking surreal.

[gwendolencorday-deactivated2023]

Did the nuns at the convent give Cosette The Talk? Or did Jean Valjean have to?

[theelderscrotess]

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

[annabellioncourt]

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

[ahsokasshoto]

ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET: "A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET" THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

willy shakes

[gnollregard]

I have made a hORrible miSTAKE

[tastefullyoffensive]

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda] Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up

[moonemojii]

[rockettripsandbattleships-deact]

I hate this

[oniongentleman]

I’ve had this on loop for an hour now, someone send help

[jackwynandmoved-deactivated2017]

daddy issues = not funny

being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny

getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny

living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with no explanation = not funny

literally stop using the phrase daddy issues

[fulifuli]

click bawk caw, by Emma.

[animatedmoviesandfacts]

The production team for The Prince of Egypt conferred with roughly 600 religious experts to make the film as accurate as possible.

[oldmandeezy-deactivated20171021]

The production team for Exodus conferred with 3 White guys who’d admittedly never heard of Egypt, but assured the final, mayonnaise slathered product was as accurate as possible.

[goosewithajob]

I’m pretty sure I heard somewhere that The Prince of Egypt is actually the only Exodus-inspired movie to get approval from leaders of all three of the major religions that share the story- Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

[casualmalexlfan]

[stunningpicture]

[fuckyeahdash]

[givemeyodickandmoney-deactivate]

Iconic

[sleepinginspace]

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

[alwaysbewoke]

[inmyivystance]

Important.

[accordingtokarynrose]

THANK YOU!

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

lets not forget that no publisher in the U.S. would publish her work even after she proved that she had in fact authored it. her first work was published in england.

[futurefantastic]

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here