I Have Nothing To Say

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[dogpuppy]

[eebie]

[kushblazer666]

[strawberry-crocodile]

when men call a cis woman bro its not because they consider the term gender neutral, its becauze they are telling her that for the moment she is allowed to inhabit the social role of a man- a person who you can talk to and be friends with rather than a sexual object to be pursued.

[sleepinglitangel]

I really want choclate chip cookies...please I'll do anything

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[the-compost-corner]

Tumblr put this right below it...

[sleepinglitangel]

Forcing myself to feel h*rny because the alternate is to feel achingly numb and sad

[the-muppet-joker]

[sadhoc]

the pistachio food trend is soooo interesting because it's like. i've been following the californian pistachio water politics for years, as a californian with personal connections to agricultural workers but! basically there's been a big push in california agriculture over the last decade to pressure farmers to produce pistachios, because iran has dominated the global market in pistachios for decades, and the US government has been trying to weaken iran economically, so they want to make california pistachios a competitor. which is ridiculous, because california's agricultural infrastructure is suffering under a drought, and pistachios take insane amounts of water. so a ton of water is being redirected from the people in order to engage in a trade war with iran over fucking. pistachios.

anyway now that the US (i.e. california) is producing more pistachios than iran, the next step is to drive consumption of pistachios, so that the farmers who are producing these pistachios can continue to make money on them. ergo all the fancy pistachio coffees at starbucks and similar shit like suddenly being able to find pistachio butter in grocery stores when five years ago it was exclusively available at specialty stores and online, and the huge boom in pistachios foods in instagram and tiktok recipe content. like i watch a lot of instagram foodie reels (cooking/baking is one of my hobbies) and these get thrown onto everyone's feeds, to promote the purchasing of pistachios, so that the US can stick it to iran. it's. kind of incredible to watch this happen in real time, because it sounds like deranged conspiracy thought, but like. i've been watching this trend for the past decade and it's fucking real.

anyway one of the vegan recipe accounts i follow just posted like five pistachio-based recipes in a row and it makes me feel some kind of fucking way

[sadhoc]

it is extremely relevant that pistachios are so easy to acquire here, but acorns, which are an indigenous California food staple crop, are impossible to find even in the best stocked grocery stores, and knowing how to prepare them for consumption is a rarer skill than sourdough starter

[ageae]

[tall]

[tockthewatchdog]

men all have cuck fetishes now because paternity testing has put an end to a lot of cucking and cucking is actually a useful evolutionary tool so nature feels something is out of equilibrium and made it so now weak men have to watch a lot of porn and go slowly crazy until one day they wake up and say to their wife “you should fuck guys who are more mentally and physically fit than me while i watch and cheer”

[tockthewatchdog]

recall my post about how watching porn is the ultimate cuckold. i don’t think most men’s brains can tell the difference between a movie and reality so the average porn watching male has been cuckolded like 5,670 times

evolutionarily if you were standing in a bush jacking off while some other guy had sex with a woman you were NOT passing on those genes

[sleepinglitangel]

Just watched my first Tarantino movie and boy was that definitely intresting

[loveislanduk]

kinktober ends today

[sleepinglitangel]

Sometimes I feel like I'm dying from lack of touch but then I read my highschool tumblr posts and remember that it could be 100000 times worse

[sleepinglitangel]

When I grow up I'm going to be my worst enemies Tyler Durden

[hymen-restoration-project]

How do you feel about Gaylor marrying a man

Stop misgendering Tracy Kelce!!! She is a WOMAN who merely hasn't realized it.