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woahwhatfandoms

in the wise words of stormzy:

fuck the government and fuck boris

bullied

*groupchat is lit af*

Me: hi guys

*Gets no response for an hour*

cliveguy

boris johnson as pm moodboard

herostairss

Nairobi is like the most amazing, iconic and badass famale character ever

jugheadl

No eating apples in my lobby

papasmoke

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

terpsikeraunos

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.