Some Random Crap

And some sentimental things, too

[dryhasretiredtoalesbianonlyfarm]

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

yall put master splinter back in them sewers 

[daddykong]

Tf are those 3 bootleg emojis looking like someone with sleep apnea

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[mayreuhdith]

is this a renaissance painting?

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer” -The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015

[aluminumairplanes]

As an art history major I am offended that everyone assumes anything like this is renaissance when it is clearly baroque 1) high contrast lighting 2) dynamic composition and pose 3) elaborate over the top and unnecessary

[01101010-01100100]

2017 is the year we find love

[nyagga]

even the uglies?

[01101010-01100100]

Especially us uglies

[loveamongthesailors]

masterpost 

[onlytwitterpics]

[alycyn]

don’t 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 disco 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 won’t 👏🏼 panic 👏🏼

[gumbubbles-blog]

[ot3-old]

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.

[garudagay]

BAMF

Bad At Mcfucking Feverything

[viva-kafka]

[onlytwitterpics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[sleeptimeisbesttime]

me: *posts something online*

me: now we wait for The Validation™ that i ordered

me two minutes later: wHERE IS IT

[thepootboot]

I can’t handle this

[staraptor-remade]

@lonelycremepuff

[danyes]

[lookskindadeadinside]

you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone should yell “Okay Google” over the intercom at Google HQ.