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what movie are they watching to end up like this?
@kkobweek day 6: Uchiha clan! With some implied narusasu again hehe. They are supportive, in their own way! Kakashi-kun, you're basically already one of us!
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Just Sasuke being āintimidatingā againā¦
Fanfics that portray Sasuke as this haughty gloryhound genuinely piss me off because no, of the main characters he is legit the only one aware of his limits, it's a whole thing in the forest of death! Naruto is the idiot that is adamant about staying and fighting for the sake of it, stop dragging Sasuke to uplift Naruto's dumbass or use the OOC tag because no, Naruto is never going to retreat while Sasuke pushes to fight and prove his "power."
Some people were wondering about Minato and Kurama's relationship in the Minato lives AU
They are getting along!
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Interesting Itachi notes
(And a bit more about his ancestors because itās relevant)
//Tumblr is letting me edit posts again, so some info has been corrected for//
Alright, well, I did not anticipate my Kisame list to be so popular ā apparently some of that was NOT common fandom knowledge lol. So I figure why not do the same with his partner, especially after Iāve done labors of love to find this information over the years lol
Starting with VAās first, once again the boy gets duped by translators. I will forever not forgive Crispin Freeman for not cutting loose like he usually does (I.e. Alucard from Hellsing) because it would have matched the energy of the way Itachi speaks in Japanese so much better lol. Contrary to English speaking fandom interpretation, Itachi talks in Japanese pretty much exactly the way Sasuke does (sassy, scathingly sarcastic, dramatic), minus the cussing and with a few more odd word choices. Itachi is fond of, not puns, precisely, but using words and phrases that have deliberately obscure or double meanings. Which is terribly ironic because heās very direct and to-the-point about a lot of things; he does in fact mince his words, but he also doesnāt waste time talking at length unless he needs to explain something, but even then he is usually pretty short and almost, if not actually, rude about it. He also is, true to fandom interpretation, rather philosophical, which gives him a pretty idiosyncratic way of speaking; heās bordering on rudely casual (with other Akatsuki members) if not outright being a bratty lil shit (Kisame, and when heās dissing Madara to Sasuke) but heās also patently well versed. He reminds me the most of Sasuke and Kakashi when he talks if that helps lol itās so hard to explain
HOWEVER thereās one exception right at the beginning: when Itachi encounters Kakashi during their trip to Konoha, his entire (informal, rude-ish) register changes, and kicks up to a more polite but still familiar one. He essentially talks to Kakashi like heās an old colleague, which he is, but thatās really the first clue we get about that. Asuma amd Kurenai also get a formal attention, but itās more distant; I can only imagine Kisame had lots of questions about that after the fact lolll.
In addition to this, Itachi refers to Jiraiya as -sama, the highest order of honorific, which isnāt unusual for Jiraiya, since heās a Sannin, however, Itachi pointedly is quite rude to and about Orochimaru, and appears to avoid even saying his name, where possible. This may be to avoid the impression of anything like closeness, since dropping an honorific can mean either disrespect or closeness such that it isnāt a requirement.
According to the Hiden and interviews with Kishimoto Heās basically a pseudo-piscivarian, in that he largely prefers to eat vegetables, especially crunchy ones like cabbage and peppers, and actually detests beef and most meat* . That said, we see him eat fish and chicken in canon, so he probably doesnāt mind white meats. Consensus on pork is non existent. He also, yes, prefers sweet foods, but also likes bitter things. His least favorite flavor profiles are Umami/savory (beef, mushrooms), acidic or spicy food and anything oily or fatty. (He shares the latter in common with Sasuke, though heās the polar opposite in pretty much every other regard.)
His āhobbyā according to Kishimoto is visiting traditional tea houses/shops. He really likes tea, and the relaxed atmosphere is soothing to him. Conversely, and unsurprisingly, he doesnāt like visiting bars or other ācrowdedā places.
Speaking of hobbies and habits, yes, Itachi does like to cook and clean. Thereās canon evidence for this, but Kishi also has confirmed it in interviews.
The Itachi Shinden novel implies that heās at least baseline knowledgeable about traditional medicine. (More on that later) Whether thatās normal-ish knowledge for ninja, an Uchiha thing, or a quirk of his is unclear. Kakashi has similar knowledge, and heās a total bookworm, so perhaps they are both simply well read lol.
Maybe itās well known, but I donāt often see people acknowledging that Itachi 1, specializes in gathering Intel, and 2. That he worked closely with Konohaās intel division consequently. This is acknowledged directly late in the series by Aoba, Itachiās genin sensei, who also works for Intel under Ibiki.
Iāve mentioned this in another post, but his name has a triple/quadruple meaningā āItachiā does translate to āweaselā, but itās also an old catch-all term for any shape-shifting Youkai, though in particular itās often associated with Tanuki. Itās also a derogatory term for people that are dubiously trustworthy or whose intentions arenāt always clear, as well as a descriptive word whose best English equivalent is the word āskulkingā, or moving around like a fox, acting benign or innocent but clearly up to something.
As a related aside, the in-canon reason for his name probably comes from Izuna, in that he was possibly named after him. āIzunaā translates as āstoat/ermineā ā like a mini weasel but far more vicious lol. The name Izuna has multiple meanings also, but is a far more common old name because ermines, the winter form of a stoat, were prized for their snow white peltā consequently, āIzunaā as a descriptor refers to something thatās pure white, or something thatās easily tainted because of its purity (like ermine pelts, which stain easily).** Which gives Madaraās name, meaning āspeckled/blotched/piebald/particolourā at the surface and has a double, derogatory meaning of āblemished, scarred, (as by smallpox)ā*** some degree of irony lol.
Back to Itachi though ā
Letās talk about his fighting style: thereās no official data about this, but if you watch martial arts enough itās fairly obvious that Itachi specifically uses a very Aikido inspired styleā aikido is a Japanese martial art that began in Korea, and it specializes in non-lethal disarmament by way of holding or locking an opponent into a particular position where they canāt do shit until they exhaust themselves or give up lol. Itās also a defensive style that relies on the opponent doing most of the attacking, with, again, the intent of the Aikido being to arrest their movements or otherwise disarm them principally by using their own attacks/momentum against them, and by feinting dodges to direct their attacks into prime grappling/locking position. Philosophically, Aikido strongly emphasizes non-violence and is more of a self defense art. A classic example of this that he (sort of) uses in canon is when he (as his fake self) locked Kakashiās clone into a neck hold that forced eye contact ā that is based on an actual move in Aikido that is designed to communicate intent and read the opponentās, but in his case it just happens to work fantastically with his abilities lol. Probably the reason Kishi chose it as the basis of his moveset.
Speaking of abilities, again thereās no official data on it, but from canon interpretation itās pretty clear that Itachiās Genjutsu abilities (especially the Tsukiyomi) rely on the opponent seeing him, not the other way around. He can be totally blind (and in the manga at least he mostly is) and his powers still work fine as long as they seek out eye contact with him. Nearest we can tell the base sharingan works in a similar way, but also requires the user to at least be able to see their victims chakra; it can however be used to enhance other genjutsu that doesnāt originate from the Sharingan itself, as evidenced by Saiās encounter with Sasuke, so š¤·āāļø. Who knows how it works; I was just thinking about the fact Itachi doesnāt need hand signs to cast a genjutsu even with just his base sharingan active. He couldāve been bluffing Naruto, but if itās true that the Sharingan can enhance a genjutsu already cast, it would lend itself to explaining that ability. (Or, in HC territory, maybe heās taught himself to project some of the Sharinganās power, much like Shisui could.)
Evidence that Itachiās illness is probably respiratory comes from two things ā in the Shinden novel, he uses an herb called Japanese Knotweed in English, which has medicinal uses principally related to the lungs and heart, since itās a bronchodilator, and two, from the fact that any time a character in Naruto is severely ill they all seem to have respiratory diseases lol. Hayate dying of what looks like tuberculosis, side characters on their sickbeds with coughs, etc. thereās a cultural and industry reason why thatās so ā one, lung diseases are āØdramatic⨠and two, just like how the Victorians romanticized āconsumptionā (aka, tuberculosis) Japan did something very similar after an outbreak hit Kyoto in the late 1800ās, probably from a different strain brought by Dutch ships. So the image is engrained.
To add a few notes:
* The fact Itachi hates beef and isnāt fond of meat hasā¦potentially interesting, implications. Meat, especially beef,= masculinity in Japan, so being vegetarian has long since been a very UnMasculine thing to do, and therefore is associated with cross dressers and Queer men in Japan. That he also appreciates feminine pastimes like cooking, cleaning, and tea houses (and by extension ceremonies) sets up a bit of a queer code for him lol.
** Iām not done talking about Izuna lol because, as youād expect, itās very often a girl name. Because yknow, purity culture stuff. Yeah Japan had it too.
*** a historical note about Madara because I just canāt justify making another list for him, 1. Madara is a common name for calico cats, especially rare male calicos, and 2. Itās not surprising that thereās a ton of correlation between Madara and historical Nobunaga, but I honestly think he got his name partly because of a stand out feature Nobunaga had ā he was severely scarred from smallpox as a child. So itās possible, though there arenāt historical accounts of it, that he mightāve been jeered at with the derogatory form of Madara. Certainly Oda Nobunagaās clan fucking hated him lol
Anyway, Iām done for now unless I think of something else. Do with this information what you will. šļø
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itachi shouldve just taken sasuke with him and ran away from the village instead of the massacre
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Never let them tell you that Sasuke is more of a brat than Naruto. Neverā¦.
Sasuke has bratty tendencies Naruto is an actual brat. Who pouts and pokes out his lip when he doesnāt get this way? Whoās the fucking sass master? Who loves to make snippy ass comments? Who intentionally fucks with people to piss them off and get their attention?
NARUTO MARIE-ANN UZUMAKI
Naruto literally spends the whole war arc going āI hate when you boss me around Sasuke. Iāll do it but not because you told me to.ā KNOWING DAMN WELL HE LIKEs SASUKE BEING BOSSYš bro just wants to be difficult out of pure love for the game
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it makes no sense that it's possible to implant sharingan into random body parts. danzo having an entire arm full of sharingan was a bad writing choice imo. it doesn't really add anything (except for making him even more comically evil)
and it makes his fight against sasuke kinda weird. like idk, so sasuke kills him like 15 times and danzo keeps spamming izanagi? it's so badš
it costs kakashi so much to use his sharingan, how does it make sense that danzo has so many implanted at once? that should kill him immediately! implanting a sharingan into the body of someone who isn't an uchiha costs a lot of chakra. it logically should not be possible to survive and use that many of them at once
it makes no sense that it's possible to implant sharingan into random body parts. danzo having an entire arm full of sharingan was a bad writing choice imo. it doesn't really add anything (except for making him even more comically evil)
and it makes his fight against sasuke kinda weird. like idk, so sasuke kills him like 15 times and danzo keeps spamming izanagi? it's so badš
evil itachi au where he does end up taking sasukes eyes but he keeps him around and takes care of blind sasuke
if in the battle at the valley of the end either Sasuke or Naruto had won, had killed the other, they would have killed themselves.
For Sasuke it would be right away. Regret would hit him like a truck, the type of grief heās so used to, but for some reason itās so much worse. He did this. The last bit of light in his life put out forever. Thereās no way he deserves to go on after that, nothing he could do that would make this okay. So he would die slowly, painfully, holding on to Narutoās corpse.
Naruto would try to move on. Heād bury Sasuke somewhere only he could find and heād spend too much time there, but heād be trying. Nothing works. He canāt forget, he hates himself more and more with every passing day. People call him a hero, but how could that be true when he couldnāt even save Sasuke, when heās the one who killed him. He stays alive for months maybe even years as he overworks himself and drinks too much, barely eats, barely does anything but think of Sasuke. Heās dead long before his heart stops, laying over the grave he dug for Sasuke.