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18+ blog // they/them. sometimes im this, sometimes im that. STILl in my 20s. TW: theres none or barely any tw and beware of nsfw/nsft. ive come to realise that my tagging system is more for myself to find things again thus nsfw things arent really separated from sfw for example. nonetheless check out the featured ones. the tag system is like when you go from hyperlink to hyperlink on wikipedia. sometimes theres a portal, sometimes there isnt. this is my side blog to a blog you also dont know. letting myself be obnoxious, pretentious, even more cringe and raw:3 on here cuz why not, i deserve it💅currently nearly everything is about #her anyway. starting the 3nd year now, still going strong✊💪 #clown im a loser aint I, the way i allow myself to just give up, let me give up completely pleaseesesesesees i loed i stopped when she started following, i felt too pathetic to have her see all of me, so nakedly, so edgy, so dramatic; maybe thats an indicator. one day or one night;:;:;:;:;:IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO DROWN MYSELF,,,,,,,, #sleepy talks

[sleepyagent]

I suggest my #human tag

[ruinedchildhood]

[goth-queen]

make me a tiny bed, I'm moving in

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[tikklil]

Slow dance

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[detective-jane-rizzoli]

[right-to-the-heart]

Cross Stitch progress🧵

92,400/124,800

[right-to-the-heart]

Cross stitch progress🙏🏼

[sleepyagent]

"CROSS STITCH"?!

[tikklil]

💋💄

[sushiisiu]

this is what happened in think i dont know

[arielluva]

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

[sailatina3]

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raffaellosanziodaurbino]

Don't worry y'all they fixed it

[gunsandfireandshit]

[hi-im-kaybee]

instant funny button

[gunsandfireandshit]

[olethrus-arts]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[adventureofsky]