it's your day to take out the trash, can you do it

Toby Flenderson is not the Scranton Strangler I will not stand for the libel, slander, and lies!!!!! ♒✊🏾🍪🏳️‍🌈 Bernie Sanders 2020

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[ark-blocks]

I think tumblr should have lil emotes like twitch does

[ark-blocks]

like if I saw this I’d lose my shit

[frottinq]

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

[queenophydea]

This game is so fuckin goooood aaaaaaaaaa

[elementalsight]

MILES MORALES CAN SIGN I AM CRYING THEY INCLUDED THIS IN THE GAME THEY EVEN LOOK DECENT (though there’s a miss on the fact that his mask stays on, I do love that Deadpool in the comics lifts his mask when he signs with Clint because facial expression is important in ASL)

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[stardustmelodies]

needs more lens flare

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[imsopopfly]

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Once again I point out

The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[stardustmelodies]

needs more lens flare

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

[imsopopfly]

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Once again I point out

The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

Yes, this is really a thing...

[solitarelee]

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[randomfandomteacher]

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

[stream]

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[lonelyhomosapien]

Those ears work on the same level of physics as anime tits

[fanburgers]

I’m still trying to wrap my head around Fred saying “bitch” and then you come along and hit me with this cursed addition

[mothmans-mothballls]

#scooby says ruh roh#shaggy says zoinks#velma says jinkies#daphne says jeepers#fred says BITCH

[memeuschrist]

[weirdmageddon]

[occasionallyomniscient]

Catholics vs Protestants

[wrenrouge]

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

[wrenrouge]

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

[wrenrouge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT  UP!!!!!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lonestarboyfriend]

maybe you were put on this earth to be tender and loving during a time when you are expected to be cruel and calloused

[lonestarboyfriend]

some of you are so fucking miserable get well soon

[hersatanicdragonmajesty-deactiv]

I’m tired of women’s moral ambiguity being interpreted as evil and men’s evil being interpreted as moral ambiguity.

[yeezy-nation]

whats the mood for rn

[lmaoooooooooood-deactivated2018]

[whoaffle]

I just want all of you to know something...

Remember this scene in Avatar the Last Airbender, in the episode called “The Ember Island Players”, when the gaang goes to the theater to watch that ridiculous play about their adventure…?

And there’s this part that Aang goes “Uh… I wanted to sit there” because he wants to sit next to Katara?

Well, I was extremely disappointed to find out that, in the original, Zuko replies with “Just sit next to me, what’s the big deal?”…

Because in the Brazilian dub, I don’t know why or how or whose idea it was, but it turned out a million times better, since Zuko’s reply to him is…

“Sit here on my lap, I don’t mind it.”

And it was so sincere and naive and dumb and somehow nice of him, like as if he were his big brother or something, because the intonation is totally pure and kind, it was not sarcastic or anything! So yeah… I just think that was a huge improvement. It was cute and absolutely hilarious! Thanks, Brazilian translators, that was awesome! XD

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