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☆basil•25•they/she☆

[snorlaxatives]

good morning cruel world

[the-little-engine-that-couldnt]

Don’t you mean goodbye?

[snorlaxatives]

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[redstonedust]

never know what to do with myself when i finish watching a movie. i cant just go back to what i was doing before bro i just had my mind permanently altered by cinema. i should have movie aftercare i should be sitting with the directors having my needs tended to as i process what i just experienced.

[justsomeguycore]

maybe i will performatively go to the farmers market and performatively buy some flowers to performatively let stick out my performative tote bag and performatively have a nice time

[dajo42]

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

[snout]

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[kosmogrl]

hey, don't cry. summer fruits soon, ok?

[notdarkly]

tiny

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[monharicot]

I know " woke " might tell you if you can do that but fairies really only eat plants and healthy food so it would not be possible for them to be overweight, fat. or chubby

oh...fairies aren't. they aren't real

[norahsdove]

My fat fairy ass eating the sprinkles off of donuts and sipping on sprite puddles

[greebledgoblin]

fairies r fat as shit off nectar

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from "Late Bloomer", Instructions for Traveling West